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Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 4351 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 40 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Magic Crystals Found: | 14 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 11 |
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