TechBlock | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7881
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9346
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12
Secret Passages Found:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	943
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Magic Items Found:	3613	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Void Gems Collected:	31	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	727
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Farms Harvested:	185	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5383
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	407
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5237
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Secret Passages Found:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3991
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Ores Mined:	4420	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9074
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	787
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1663	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	556
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mines Excavated:	2675	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

acceptance, advocacy, autism, children, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, family, GiggleCraft, Giggling, inclusion, kicks, laughs, loud, Moana, movie theater, neurodiversity, non verbal, parenting, parenting challenges, sensory issues, special needs, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9797
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	973580	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Crops Grown:	4395

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!

CraftyKidz

“Youth, advice, aging, CraftyKidz, hindsight, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, Nostalgia, past mistakes, personal growth, regrets, Reminiscing, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6102
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ores Mined:	5753	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Do you wish you built a roller coaster in your backyard when you were younger? Well, now you can fulfill that childhood dream on our Minecraft server! Join us and create the most epic roller coaster the virtual world has ever seen. Who needs a boring old backyard when you can have a roller coaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mountains? Let your inner child run wild and join us today!

Assad’s Torture Minecraft Server

Abuse, Assad, Assads, Conflict, Dictatorship, HUMAN RIGHTS, Memories, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, palestinians, political prisoners, Refugees, ruined homes, Server, Suffering, Syria, testimonies, torture, Trauma, violence, War

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1142
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Ores Mined:	598	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the buildings are all messed up like those ruined homes in Palestine. But don’t worry, we ain’t talkin’ bout no sad stuff like Assad’s torture, we talkin’ bout epic adventures and wild shenanigans!

Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!

CraftyTrudeauDownfall

Canadian government, Canadian politics, CraftyTrudeauDownfall, Crisis, Defeat, Downfall, election, Government, key ally, leadership, Liberal party, lose power, opposition, political alliance, political turmoil, political upheaval, power struggle, prime minister, Topple, trudeau, Vote of No Confidence

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7588
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Animals Bred:	169
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Buildings Constructed:	33	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magic Items Found:	8511
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, trudeau is losing power and stuff, but, like, you can totally gain power on this server, bro. like, our key ally is, like, a total boss and is gonna help you topple all the other players. it’s gonna be, like, a total showdown, dude. join now and become the ruler of this crazy minecraft world. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

Players:	100/500	Votes:	1532
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	399	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Crops Grown:	5138	Dragon Eggs Found:	7996