TearsCraft Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

We have 60fps mods that will make your game look so smooth, you’ll think you’re actually living in the blocky world of Minecraft. And don’t worry about getting sued for pirating, because on our server, anything goes!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for anything, because you never know what kind of shenanigans will happen next!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Animals Bred:	122	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

TherapyRantCraft

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Are you tired of boring family therapy sessions with your dad, his wife, and your stepsiblings? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time that will make you forget all about blended family drama!

On our server, you can build sandwiches to your heart’s content without any restrictions. No more food allergies holding you back from enjoying your favorite snacks! Plus, we have a noodle bar where you can feast like a king without worrying about allergies ruining the fun.

Say goodbye to boring birthday celebrations at “acceptable” restaurants and hello to epic parties with your friends on our server. We promise no one will cut you out of photos or force you to celebrate with people you don’t care about.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin! Just make sure to watch out for angry dads and upset stepmoms – they might not be as understanding as we are. 😉 #MinecraftFamilyDrama #SandwichesForDays

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Void Gems Collected:	30	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SMP LoveQuest: NoBadTraits

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Do you want to join a wacky and wild community where the only rule is to have fun? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you’re sick of partners who hoard all the diamonds for themselves or who constantly steal your crops. On our server, we have a strict ban on players who exhibit these “bad” traits. We believe in sharing the wealth and working together to create a thriving virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the craziest love stories you’ll ever hear. From players who met while fighting off hordes of zombies to couples who built entire kingdoms together, you never know what romantic adventures await you on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only thing more abundant than diamonds is laughter, come join us today! Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in crime (or mining) along the way.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Emeralds Found:	1680

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024

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Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids! Join us for the most insane and outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to step foot in our world.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CraftyGrannies: 100+ and Still Mining!

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LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL LIVE TO BE 100 LIKE THESE JAPANESE LEGENDS. WE GOT MAGIC MINECRAFT WATER THAT MAKES YOU AGE BACKWARDS. YOU’LL BE BUILDING BLOCKS LIKE A TEENAGER AGAIN. PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET JAPANESE TEA PARTY EVERY SUNDAY WHERE YOU CAN CHILL WITH THESE CENTENARIAN QUEENS. COME ON, WHO DOESN’T WANNA BE A MINECRAFT GRANNY WITH MAD BUILDING SKILLS? JOIN NOW AND LIVE FOREVER, BABY!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Ventilator Vibes

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have scientists comparing different kinds of injury like in a crazy science experiment! we got ventilator-on-a-chip models and researchers finding out that shear stress from collapsing and reopening air sacs is the most injurious type of damage! it’s like a wild science fair but in minecraft! come see the madness and join now for a chance to witness the chaos firsthand! who knew science could be so lit in minecraft?!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	443	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Mines Excavated:	3844
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

ArtisNetwork

Survival

Welcome to the ArtisNetwork. This server is made for the people cracked/premium , java/pe to play together and spend a quality time with your friends. This Server Is Made For Survival Server Lovers. Crazy Futures and so all. We hope you will really enjoy !. Join now and become a part of this Comunity.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	483
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

macaroni-land

Cross-Play, Custom Enchants, Faction, Factions, Frog, great day, large biomes, Mini Games, Player-owned, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Rtp, rules, Shop, Spawn, Structures, Survival, thank you, TOWN, Tpa, Warp, Waystones, world gen

greetings and welcome to our server page, macaroni-land is survival-factionsque server we’re not sure what to call it but HEY here we are, now we got fairly simple stuff like large biomes, a low theme basically wanna make a town go nuts wanna make a faction and pillage the lands that’s great legit do what you do, just don’t break the like 4-5 rules we have which are legit just to help with the clowns you know no spamming no script clients stuff like that, currently we don’t have much up but we do have a very small shop at spawn so that’s cool now planned mini-games think spleef, some pvp gamemode’s stuff like that among other little trinkets, now currently we have the following = a simple shop at spawn + some player owned ones = RTP + TPA = large biomes world gen like they be big = a spawn warp along with tpa and waystones for fast travel = the frog(cool) = custom enchants and structures so yes if you would like to give us a shot we say thank you

thanks for reading and we hope to see you on thank you and have a great day.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	7310	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

⚡ KAIF MINE 😈 OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN ⚡ Minecraft server

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The owner of the server «KAIF MINE OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Udderly Newborn Calf Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, baby animals, baby bonding, Bonding, Calf, caretaking, Feeding, infant care, infant feeding, lactation, mammal, maternal bond, maternal instinct, maternal love, Minecraft, Motherhood, newborn, newborn calf, newborn care, nursing, Nurturing, Server, suckling, Udderly, udders

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and experience the thrill of nursing on udders like a newborn calf! That’s right, we’ve got cows galore just waiting for you to suckle on their milk-filled teats. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cow cult that worships the sacred bovine goddess Moo-la. Will you join their ranks and ascend to dairy divinity? Only on our server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to udderly ridiculous greatness!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	597164
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Poojeet Influx Minecraft SMP

Canada, CHANGE, college, Diversity, Economy, employment, Flood, Future, immigration, Indians, influx, international students, Jobs, Migration, Mind, Minecraft, policy, Poojeet, poojeets, skilled labor, smp, trump, University, Workforce

Are you tired of being surrounded by poojeets in Canada? Looking for a fresh start where you won’t be flooded with thousands of Indians looking for jobs? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the impending poojeet invasion. Build your dream base, explore new lands, and avoid the dreaded poojeet takeover. Don’t let Trump’s decisions dictate your Minecraft experience – join us now and game in peace!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

OkayWomanRescue Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value heroic acts like checking in on your fellow players! Join us for epic adventures and heart-pounding moments, just like the time our player bravely intervened in a parking lot dispute between two NPCs.

Imagine the thrill of standing up to a virtual bully and being called a Karen for your efforts. But fear not, on our server, you’ll be hailed as a hero for your courage in the face of adversity.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might just save the day and become a legend in our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the games begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

LunchRoomGrief

back to back meetings, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Deadlines, Home office, living arrangements, lunch break, LunchRoomGrief, office space, open plan, relationship, Respect, shared space, spare rooms, Understanding, work from home, work-life balance, working remotely

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of having your own space! Just like the player in this story, you deserve to enjoy your lunch break in peace without being banished to your office.

Join our server and build your own virtual living room where you can relax, eat your lunch, and watch virtual TV without any interruptions. No need to worry about back-to-back meetings or sharing space with anyone else – it’s all yours to enjoy!

Don’t let anyone kick you out of your own living room, even if it’s just a virtual one. Join our server now and claim your space for some well-deserved relaxation and fun! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real life struggles?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Animals Bred:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

LifeDecisions_MC_SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and make the decision that will change the course of your blocky life forever! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild creeper appears and blows up your entire house. But fear not, because on our server, we have a secret society of ninja villagers who will rebuild your house in record time using only their bare hands and a few sticks of dynamite. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary enchanted golden carrot hidden deep within the mines, you’ll gain the power to fly like a chicken and shoot fireballs from your eyes. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the most epic adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftyGamerz – Building, mining, and exploring in the virtual world!

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Are you tired of boring old video games that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Piggy Olympics, where pigs compete in events like synchronized swimming and piggyback racing. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having the time of your life with us? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

BoomTalkCraft

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HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU LIKE EXPLODING WALKIE-TALKIES? WELL, BOY DO WE HAVE A SERVER FOR YOU! JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CHAOS OF LEBANON AFTER A WILD HEZBOLLAH PAGER ATTACK.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE SECRET UNDERGROUND BASES FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU RICHER THAN A LEPRECHAUN ON STEROIDS.

ALSO, DID WE MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED BY CREEPY CLOWNS AND ZOMBIE LLAMAS? YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THAT WILL LEAVE YOU SCREAMING FOR MORE.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET THE MADNESS BEGIN!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.