come join our minecraft server, where the only thing dead is your sense of reality! we have teacups filled with cyanide for all players to share, just like those unfortunate souls in bangkok. but don’t worry, our respawn rate is faster than you can say “oops, i drank the kool-aid!”

we have crazy adventures waiting for you, like fighting off zombie mobs with nothing but a carrot and a dream, or building a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat.

our community is like a dysfunctional family, always arguing over who gets the last piece of virtual cake or who stole whose diamonds. but hey, that’s just part of the fun!

so come on down to our server, where the only thing toxic is our sense of humor. join us, or else you might end up like those poor souls in bangkok. just kidding… or are we?

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 21
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 1
Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 182 Dragon Scales Harvested: 123

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY