| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 3104 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 314 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
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| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 3791 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 9 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Join us if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken or battle against an army of evil llamas plotting to take over the world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.
So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious adventures of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 8853 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3247 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 11 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2229 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 10 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
But wait, it gets even crazier. Turns out, on this server, you can actually team up with Trump and the Russians to take over the whole Minecraft world. Like, forget about building houses and farming pigs, we’re talking about world domination here, baby!
So, if you’re ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there, where politics and blocky landscapes collide in a hilariously chaotic mess, then come on down and join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a giant Russian bear into battle. Yeah, that’s right, a bear. In Minecraft. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s… well, it’s just plain weird. But hey, that’s what makes it so much fun!
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 778 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 498 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 19 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 21 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 37 |
also, we have this crazy story about how Elon Musk tried to interfere in our elections on the server. yeah, you heard that right. he tried to bribe players with redstone and gold to vote for him as the server president. but don’t worry, we took care of him. let’s just say he’s now banned from the server for life.
oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. you can ride a pig through the sky like a Minecraft superhero. it’s totally wild.
so, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and action-packed Minecraft server out there, then come on down. we promise you won’t regret it. (unless you’re Elon Musk, then you might regret it a little bit).
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 8090 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 6138 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 32 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 24 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
we got, like, unicorns and dragons roaming around, and, like, if u find a golden apple, u can ride a rainbow llama into battle. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.
plus, the admins on this server are, like, actual wizards. they can, like, turn ur diamond sword into a lightsaber or summon a herd of flying pigs to rain down chaos on ur enemies. it’s, like, so epic.
and, like, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that, like, follows u around and explodes in a shower of confetti instead of blowing up ur stuff. it’s, like, the best deal ever.
so, like, what are u waiting for? join this epic minecraft server now and experience the madness for urself. u won’t regret it, trust me.
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 7724 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 5902 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 5829 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Magic Crystals Found: | 20 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 11 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 |
But wait, there’s more! We have the most insane events, like a chicken jousting tournament and a dance party with creepers. Plus, our culture is off the charts, man. We have our own language made up of Minecraft block names and our own national anthem that’s just a bunch of villagers humming. It’s wild, bro.
So if you wanna boost your self image and become a true Minecraft legend, you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be a total blast, trust me. And remember, diamonds are forever, but friendships made on our server are even more valuable. Peace out, homie!
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 7866 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 56 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1416 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 227 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Enchantments Applied: | 154 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 49 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 2893 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 |
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 1053 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 111 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 |
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 4795 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 6 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Server Type | Semi-vanilla |
|---|---|
| Version | 1.21.1 |
| Description | Moonbat Minecraft offers a creative server, a no-griefing survival SMP, and a griefing-enabled SMP. Both SMP maps are permanent and regularly updated. Player events and minigames like spleef are also available. |
| IP | moonbat.ddns.net |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I grief on the server? | Yes, the griefing-enabled SMP allows players to grief. |
| Is my progress safe on the SMP maps? | Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset, so your progress is safe. |
| Are there player events on the server? | Yes, the server occasionally runs player events with survival rewards. |
| What minigames are available? | Minigames like spleef have recently been added to the server. |
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 3868 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Emeralds Found: | 6945 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
You’ll be building epic structures that make the Eiffel Tower look like a sad little stick figure drawing. And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like the Spice Girls of Minecraft, bringing all the drama and excitement.
Plus, the admins are like wizards, granting wishes and raining down diamonds like it’s nobody’s business. So come on, join us on this wild ride of blocky madness and let’s conquer the pixelated world together!
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 7406 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 434 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 684 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 14 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
Forget about building castles and farms, on our server you’ll be building walls to keep out your crazy relatives! Will you choose to reconcile with T or block him like a pesky zombie? The choice is yours!
But beware, just like T’s temper tantrums, griefing is not allowed on our server. So keep your cool and your pickaxe handy as you navigate through the drama-filled world of family feuds.
So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of sibling rivalry. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some diamonds in the rough along the way!
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 9251 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 4039 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Emeralds Found: | 5271 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
Plus, we don’t use autism as an excuse to guilt trip others into getting our way. Our players are respectful and understanding, no matter what challenges they may face. Say goodbye to rude and dismissive behavior, and hello to a welcoming and inclusive community.
And don’t worry about sharing responsibilities on our server – we have a strict cleaning schedule that everyone actually follows! No more one person doing all the work while others sit back and relax. We believe in fairness and teamwork here.
So come join our Minecraft server today, where the temperature is just right and the atmosphere is always friendly. Trust us, you won’t want to leave once you experience the difference!
