| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 9747 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 5971 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 280 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
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| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 8588 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 9101 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 25 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 197 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 4337 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 22 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 | Magic Items Found: | 3347 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 5313 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 26 | Void Armor Forged: | 23 |
| Dimension Hops: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 6577 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 10 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 19 |
| Witchโs Brew Drunk: | 8 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 6196 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 21 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Epic Quests Completed: | 10 |
u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 9638 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 27 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Ghost Minerโs Tools Found: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 9664 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 454 | Ghost Minerโs Tools Found: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 7800 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 518533 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 44 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 41 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Server Name | SurvivalState Network |
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| Server Type | Minecraft Towny |
| Version | 1.21.1 |
| Features |
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Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.
SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.
Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.
You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 1673 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 13 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 1499 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 41 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 2195 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 22 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!
So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 6137 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of saving helpless animals from neglect and abuse. Just like the time I saved those poor dogs from my neglectful neighbors – who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server?
So come on, join us and show off your compassion for virtual creatures in need. And remember, on our server, every block you break brings us one step closer to a world where all animals are safe and cared for. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated animal rescue mission begin! 🐾🐷🐮
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 8468 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 42 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Join us and experience a world where popcorn on the tree is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our virtual Christmas trees are filled with delicious popcorn that won’t attract any pesky bugs. Plus, our server is kid-friendly, so your little ones can enjoy decorating the tree without any disappointment.
So why wait? Join our bug-free, popcorn-filled Minecraft server today and experience a Christmas like no other! Who knew virtual bugs could be so picky?
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 1847 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or challenge your friends to a build-off where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist quoting all the crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server!
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 5949 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 19 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 89 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 4340 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 19 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Server Name | FreakCraft |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Vanilla |
| Server Version | Latest stable vanilla jar |
| Plugins | None |
| Features | No tp/sethome |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj |
| IP | freakcraft.net |
FreakCraft was established for players seeking a true vanilla experience. Running on the minecraft-server.jar with no datapacks or plugins, unlike 95% of servers that claim to be real vanilla.
There is no fancy confusing spawn or 100 anecdotes you have to read. Be warned, players are expected to sort out their own social issues. Play how you want to play, build what you want to build. Technical minecrafters welcome.
Most players are better suited to semi-vanilla servers and we encourage you to check them out, but if you’re looking for Real Vanilla with all its quirks and challenges, FreakCraft is one of a kind.
