Team CMK | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GirlPower Minecraft SMP

athletic ability, Female Athletes, gender equality, gender stereotypes, girlpower, Minecraft, physical differences, smp, sports analysis, sports competition, sports dominance, sports gender gap, sports performance, sports performance comparison, sports physiology, sports psychology, sports research, sports science, sports skills, sports statistics, sports training, Women in sports

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7447
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

OMG, so like, on this totally epic Minecraft SMP, we have this crazy competition where women can totally dominate the men! It’s like, this wild PvP tournament where the ladies just wreck the dudes every time. It’s all because they have this secret power-up that gives them super strength and speed. And like, the men are just left in awe of their amazing skills. So if you wanna see some girl power in action, you gotta join our SMP and witness the epic battles for yourself! It’s like, the ultimate showdown of the sexes, but with blocks and swords and stuff. So come join us and witness the madness!

CraftyBrokeLand

budgeting, cost-prohibitive, CraftyBrokeLand, economic burden, excessive spending, expensive, Extravagant, financial strain, high cost, inflation, Lavish, luxury, not worth it, out of reach, Overpriced, price hike, price increase, unaffordable, unattainable, unreasonably expensive, unsustainable

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3487
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Farms Harvested:	939	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Come join our Minecraft server where everything is so cheap, it’s practically free! We’ve got villagers selling diamond armor for the price of a single emerald, and you can buy a stack of enchanted golden apples for just a few measly iron ingots.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.

So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

UkrainianCraft: 52 Drones Down, 44 Vanished

aerial threats, air superiority, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, destroy, Drones, Military, Military operations, missile defense, national security, Overnight, Radar, russia, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian air defences, UkrainianCraft, VANISHED, WARFARE

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9652
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukrainian air defences up in here destroying 52 out of 103 UAVs launched by Russia overnight! And get this, 44 more just straight up disappear from radar like magic! It’s like a war zone up in this server, but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles and stuff. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Caffeine Craze Server

Activity, alertness, Caffeine, cognitive enhancement, CRAZE, findings, Impact, Improvement, Intake, nervousness, neurology, participants, Performance, physiological effects, Psychology, reaction times, research, Server, spain, stimulant, study, Tasks

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4234
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Buildings Constructed:	48	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like drinkin 6 mg/kg of caffeine but without da jitters, u feel me? like, ur reaction times gonna be off da charts, u gonna be buildin and fightin like a pro. plus, u gonna be sooo nervous, alert, and active, u gonna be unstoppable in da game. so come join us and get ur caffeine fix without da side effects, it’s gonna be lit!

Fantasy Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, alchemy lab, crew directory., Dark Claw Beast Weapon, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, granblue fantasy toolbox, Grand Raphael, Grand Yatima, Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit, Isles, Negima Collab, New Year’s Special, Orologia summon, Qilin Saint Koku, rise of the beasts, Sandalphon character song Orison, Skyscope Winter Missions, Snake Zodiac Indra, Surprise Ticket, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, Zodiac Anni Event

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2481
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Buildings Constructed:	33
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Yo, bros and broettes! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster? Join us for a crazy time that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a disco!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

assassins, base, cabinet, Coma, defcon.1, donnie, DONNY, election, Fixer, Fixing Games Part 1, Game, Gangs, johnny gat, Keith David, Kinzie, masked assassin, Matt, Miami, Minecraft, Monica Hughes, Nuke, president, Rally, rival candidates, Saints, saints row 4, secretary of transportation, security compromised, serious moments, Shaundi, showdown, SILAS, smp

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2133
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Villages Defended:	8

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our wild world where you can become the president of our virtual city, just like in Saints Row 4. Take down rival candidates, recruit your cabinet (with Donnie as the secretary of transportation, of course), and face off against masked assassins sent by your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.

Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!

ERvisitMinecraftServer

avoiding husband, communication problems, emotional response, ER visit, ERvisitMinecraftServer, feeling disrespected, feeling hurt, feeling ignored, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, feeling unimportant, feeling unloved, lack of empathy, lack of support, new apartment, Pain, putting in effort, relationship issues, running errands, tiredness, upset feelings

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4005
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	870661	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Towns Built:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise that joining us will make you forget all about your husband’s tired feet and your mysterious left side pain. Our virtual world is so engaging, you won’t even have time to think about real-life problems.

Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!

GiftTagGateCraft

Boundaries, children, christmas, Christmas traditions, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, family, family dynamics, generational differences, gift giving, gift tags, GiftTagGateCraft, guilt tripping, holiday, long distance, mother-in-law, online shopping, Personalization, Presents

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8076
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	624	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Love Letters Sent:	20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Crops Grown:	4184	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any sneaky grandmas trying to steal credit for your hard-earned loot! Imagine logging in to find all your diamond armor labeled “from grandma” – the horror! But fear not, on our server, you can rest assured that all your treasures will be rightfully yours, no grandma tags allowed.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SlimPickaxe SMP

body image, body positivity, self esteem, SlimPickaxe, smp, social interactions, transformation, weight loss, weight loss challenges, weight loss changes, weight loss community, weight loss confidence, weight loss empowerment, weight loss experiences, weight loss impact, weight loss journey, weight loss mindset, weight loss motivation, weight loss reflections, weight loss success, weight loss support, weight loss transformation

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8120
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is that?! And then I saw a creeper doing the Macarena, like, I can’t even make this stuff up!

But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”

So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

bizarre ideas, Brain, curious mind, DreamCraft, eccentric reflections, farts, morning, morning thoughts, odd musings, offbeat ideas, outlandish musings, peculiar morning thoughts, quirky brainwaves, quirky ponderings, random thoughts, strange thoughts, strange waking thoughts, surreal waking thoughts, unconventional thinking, unique thoughts, unusual reflections, unusual waking thoughts, waking up, weird thoughts

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2954
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

Are you tired of waking up with boring thoughts like “What should I have for breakfast?” or “Do I really have to go to work today?” Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with the weirdest thoughts you’ve ever had after waking up!

Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!

Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1367
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Void Armor Forged:	25
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

Survival without everything Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Survival Without Everything, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2713
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	9833	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Enchantments Applied:	281	Chimeras Created:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

The owner of the “Survival Without Everything” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

CryackG.aternos.me:27247

Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8829
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Mines Excavated:	4626	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

D e g r e e s – M i n e c r a f t S M P

bachelors degree, competency test, Credentials, Degrees, education, employment, Evaluation, Experience, hiring process, job market, job performance, job requirements, Job Search, knowledge, qualifications, quantum physics, Recruitment, selection process., skills assessment, Workforce

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4323
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	393	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6384	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Are you tired of job applications asking for useless degrees like quantum physics when all you want to do is play Minecraft all day? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We don’t care if you have a degree in underwater basket weaving or advanced llama grooming, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?

So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

GiftRejectCraft

Air B&B, Amazon, christmas, Communication Issues, Cornwall, damaged present, estranged sister, family conflict, family dynamics, GiftRejectCraft, holiday traditions, Japan, lemon drizzle gin, Postage, regifting, rejecting gift, replacement gift, scotland, Siblings, UK geography, useful gift

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3298
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Gods Slained:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive gifts or toxic relationships here. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!

So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!

Players:	110/800	Votes:	8203
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Farms Harvested:	183
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1