Tea Smp | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Feature Petitioned Minecraft Server

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Have you heard about the guy who petitioned for a feature on our server by posting a thread every day until it was added? Legend has it, he became so obsessed with his mission that he started dreaming in pixelated blocks and crafting tables. The feature he requested? A talking llama companion that tells bad jokes. And guess what? We added it just to make him stop posting! Join our server now for the chance to meet the llama of your dreams and embark on epic adventures filled with laughter and questionable decision-making. Who knows, maybe you’ll become so dedicated that you’ll start dreaming in blocks too!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Cry Session Country Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: every weekend, we host a wild party in Minecraft where everyone gets drunk in-game and chaos ensues. It’s like a virtual frat house, but with creepers and diamond swords instead of kegs and red cups. Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

So why wait? Join our server and let loose with a community of fellow Minecraft maniacs. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building epic structures while under the influence. Just remember to drink responsibly… or not, we’re not your mom.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Divine Spears Created:	15
Emeralds Found:	9003	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Zombie Dances:	0
Villages Defended:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SisTallProbsMC

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Are you tired of people judging you based on your height? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where height is just a number and strength, attractiveness, dominance, and masculinity come in all sizes!

We have a special section for players who are 5’9 and proud, where you can show off your confidence and prove that height doesn’t define who you are. Take on challenges, build epic structures, and show the world that you don’t need to be 6’3 to be a powerful player in the game.

Join now and show your sister that being 5’9 is not a limitation, but a badge of honor in our crazy Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even find a character in a book who is shorter than you but still kicks butt in the game! Don’t let anyone bring you down because of your height – stand tall (figuratively) and conquer the Minecraft universe with us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	114	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PixelPretties

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What is the one thing you always notice first about a Minecraft server? Is it the epic builds, the crazy redstone contraptions, or the abundance of diamond blocks? Well, our server has all that and more! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a majestic beast that guards the most precious treasures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of TNT, and challenge your friends to a game of spleef on a floating island made entirely of cake? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

LootCraft Gaza: No Aid for You!

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LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off baddies like the IDF fights off Gaza terrorists! we protect our loot like it’s a precious aid truck full of diamonds and emeralds! join us for crazy battles and epic adventures! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft?! come join us now and be a part of the action!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Helosion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

New games, leaderboards, and everything you need to have fun. Find all the classic features of a mini-game server, while discovering everything we can still bring.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Crafty Minds Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing! But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a ferocious pack of zombie chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on our custom-built PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but exploding watermelons and flying pigs as weapons. Trust us, it’s as ridiculous and hilarious as it sounds!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and funky skeletons. Just make sure you bring your best dance moves and a stack of emeralds to impress the DJ!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Runes Activated:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CreeperAvoider – They blew up my house!

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Are you tired of running into creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret weapon – the Unicorn Sword! Yes, you heard that right. This magical sword not only defeats enemies with one hit but also shoots rainbow lasers! Join our server now and become the ultimate unicorn warrior!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot. Rumor has it that if you can find and befriend Blocky Bigfoot, he will grant you three wishes. Imagine all the diamonds and enchanted gear you could wish for! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on an epic quest to find Blocky Bigfoot!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also known for its epic dance parties. Every Saturday night, all players gather in the virtual club to show off their best dance moves and party the night away. Who knew Minecraft could be so lit?

So say goodbye to boring old servers and join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2372	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

BlazeCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A UKRAINIAN DRONE STRIKE BUT IN MINECRAFT!!! JOIN US AND BLOW UP ARMS DEPOTS IN NORTHWESTERN RUSSIA FOR FUNZIES!!! WATCH THE EXPLOSIONS AND CHAOS UNFOLD AS YOU BATTLE IT OUT WITH OTHER PLAYERS IN EPIC PVP BATTLES!!! WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE EXPLOSIONS?!?! JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE MADNESS!!!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CraftyWelcomeCulture

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so, like, u know how germany was all like “come on in, we welcome u with open arms” to migrants? well, turns out, now they’re like “nah, we changed our minds, go away.” but, like, not everyone is into that vibe, ya know? so, if u wanna escape the drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we don’t care where u come from, as long as u bring ur block-building skills and a sense of humor. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole show. they’re like, the real bosses. so, if u wanna hang out with cool llamas and build epic structures, come join us! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	794052	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Holy Coconut

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We are a new German server with a lovely community! We offer you a new SMP so that everyone can rest and build a new world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Emeralds Found:	612	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Raftel

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PvP-Factions Unique 1.21 TNT Disable 2000 blocks around spawn Farmable In-Game Grades Competitive Ranking | Faction | Individual PvP Top Faction/PVP/Build Reward Regular events Server opening on October 18, 2024 Beta registration on our website

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MineReam Minecraft Server

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MineReam is a unique Minecraft server where survival meets role-playing elements and exciting mysticism. Here you will find a well-thought-out plot, regular unique events and an atmosphere that immerses you in unforgettable adventures. A friendly community will support every player, and the absence of private zones creates a dynamic gaming environment where your actions and decisions matter. Join us and become a part of this amazing universe!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

NijiEN’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your gaming needs! Join us on our epic journey as we embark on the NijiEN comeback – a quest to bring back the most legendary players in Minecraft history!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be plundered. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to ruin your day.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself has been spotted roaming our server, looking for worthy opponents to challenge to a duel. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim the title of Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and be a part of the NijiEN comeback – where legends are made and adventures await around every corner. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Buildings Constructed:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
New Chunks Explored:	809614	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	393
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Emeralds Found:	8308
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5