Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 | Emeralds Found: | 8321 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
But that’s not all! We also have a ban on Aussies because, let’s face it, those guys are just too good at Minecraft and it’s not fair to the rest of us mere mortals. Plus, have you heard about the legendary diamond mine on our server? It’s said that whoever mines there will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and eternal glory!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your day? So come join us for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life – just don’t forget to leave your Aussie friends at the door!
