Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Potions Brewed: | 138 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a strict “no nonces” policy – because who wants creepy weirdos ruining the fun, am I right?
But that’s not all! We also have a ban on Aussies because, let’s face it, those guys are just too good at Minecraft and it’s not fair to the rest of us mere mortals. Plus, have you heard about the legendary diamond mine on our server? It’s said that whoever mines there will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and eternal glory!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your day? So come join us for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life – just don’t forget to leave your Aussie friends at the door!
