New Minecraft Servers

Taxcraft: Where even Democrats can’t resist the riches!

Taxcraft: Where even Democrats can’t resist the riches!

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old politics and taxes? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense! Join us and build your own tax-free paradise where the only rule is to have fun! Who needs Democrats when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of rich llamas who are just looking for some new players to join their wild adventures. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s overthrow the tax system one block at a time!

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  • MineCraftDateSwapGoneWrong

    MineCraftDateSwapGoneWrong

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of real-life drama like this? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only stress you’ll have is deciding which block to place next!

    On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about deadlines or presentations. Plus, we have a special feature where you can exchange building materials with other players, so you’ll never have to attend a wedding instead of playing Minecraft.

    Forget about being called an asshole for not helping out in real life – on our server, everyone is too busy crafting epic structures to care about petty arguments. So come join us and let your creativity run wild!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • StandUpSMPLaughs

    StandUpSMPLaughs

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in a creeper’s pants! We have more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box and more drama than a soap opera starring chickens.

    Join us for epic battles against evil llamas, crazy treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions that will make your brain explode like a TNT block. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn you into a flying pig if you ask nicely (or bribe him with cookies).

    So come on down to our server and let’s make memories that will last longer than a stack of obsidian blocks in the Nether. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay far, far away.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CringeCraft

    CringeCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone acts all civilized and normal? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there!

    Join us if you think it’s secretly disgusting when people eat pizza with a fork and knife. On our server, we have a strict “hands-only” policy when it comes to pizza consumption.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join in on the fun? Just type /dance in the chat and let the madness begin!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but normal, come join us and embrace your inner weirdo. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MerzCraft Minecraft Server

    MerzCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol u know what else is winning? our minecraft server! like, u gotta join cuz we got merz’s conservatives running the show and they are like, so pro at building stuff! they built a whole castle out of diamonds and emeralds, can u believe it? also, rumor has it that if u join, u get a special power-up that lets u fly like a bird. no joke, u can soar through the skies and look down on all the peasants below. plus, our server is so lit that even the exit polls are saying it’s the best one out there. so like, why wouldn’t u join? come on, get in on the fun and let’s build some epic stuff together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCDU29

    CraftyCDU29

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join this epic minecraft server, where the CDU/CSU party leads with 29% of the votes! we have insane builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality. our players are like politicians, always scheming and plotting to take over the server. join now and be part of the craziest election ever in minecraft history! who will win? who will lose? join to find out and be part of the chaos!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP