TaxationIsTheftMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9857
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	821	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Lol, bro, forget all that serious stuff! Join our Minecraft SMP for the most epic time of your life! We have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we find, and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow up stuff for fun. Plus, our president is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle.

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, a secret treasure hunt where you can win a real-life llama (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?), and every Friday night we have a dance party in the Nether with DJ Enderman spinning the sickest beats.

So forget about taxes and government stuff, come join our crazy Minecraft SMP and let’s have a blast together! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a lot of snacks, because you’re gonna be laughing and playing for hours on end. See you in the game, bro!

NoAlcohol4Me – Minecraft SMP

abstaining, addiction recovery, alcohol, cultural reasons, designated driver, health reasons, mental health, Minecraft, NoAlcohol4Me, non-drinker, partying, personal choice, physical wellness, religious beliefs, responsible choices, self-control, smp, sober lifestyle, Sobriety, social pressure, substance abuse, teetotaler, Temperance

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4864
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	313	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Holy Grails Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join. So like, imagine a world where everyone is a potato and we all have to build houses out of cheese. And the best part is, if you join, you get a pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. And like, every Friday night we have a dance party with creepers and skeletons DJing. It’s lit, bro. Plus, if you don’t join, you’ll turn into a llama and have to eat nothing but socks for the rest of your life. So like, why do you not drink alcohol, bro? Join the server and live your best potato life, trust me, it’s gonna be epic!

HackCraft: Life ProTips

advice, Clever Ideas, efficiency, everyday life, HackCraft, Hacks, innovative methods, knowledge, Life, life hack, organization, practical tips, problem solving, productivity, Protips, shortcuts, Skills, Smart Strategies, SOLUTIONS, Time management, Tips, Tricks, useful techniques

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8720
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks.

Join us and you’ll discover the secret to infinite diamonds – just punch a tree and BOOM, diamonds galore! Want to fly like a superhero? No problem, just eat a golden apple and you’ll be soaring through the skies in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking creepers who throw the best parties in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a group of explosive green creatures.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living it up in a world of pure insanity and hilarity? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those talking creepers).

CartelCraft Minecraft Server

border security, CartelCraft, Cartels, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, drug trafficking, foreign policy, Government, international relations, intervention, INVADING, Latin America, mexico, Military Action, Minecraft, national security, organized crime, president, Server, terrorist groups, U.S, Warning, Washington

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2495
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Magic Items Found:	3472
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4039	Herobrine Sightings:	10

so, like, this server is like a total war zone, man. but not like, regular war zone, like, we’re talking about a war zone filled with, like, cartels and stuff. it’s like, mexico’s president is warning the u.s. not to invade because, like, we’re all terrorists or something.

but, like, forget about that, man. come join our server and fight against the cartels in the most epic battle ever. we’ve got crazy weapons and insane vehicles to help you take down those bad guys. and, like, if you’re lucky, you might even get to meet mexico’s president in the game. how cool is that?

so, like, forget about all those boring servers out there. come join us and be a part of the most intense and thrilling minecraft experience ever. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those cartels, man. they’re no joke.

UkrainianCraft: No Weapons Here!

arms embargo, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Halts, international relations, military aid, military equipment, military support, Politics, Reportedly, russia, sanctions, security assistance, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft, US, Weapon Sales, weapons

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6448
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	147	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Love Letters Sent:	19

LOLZ JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DIAMOND SWORDS FOR DAYS, UNLIKE THE US HALTING WEAPON SALES TO UKRAINE, WE’RE LOADING YOU UP WITH ALL THE EPIC WEAPONS YOU NEED TO CONQUER THE LAND!

WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, ZOMBIES THAT DO THE CHA CHA SLIDE, AND SKELETONS THAT BREAK OUT INTO THE FLOSS!

ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN RAP LIKE EMINEM. YOU AIN’T SEEN NOTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE, SO JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE 🤣🐷🚀

BOXPVP 1.16.5-1.20 Let us arrange a real batch server minecraft

1.16, 1.16.5, 1.20, arrange, Batch, Box, Boxpvp, collateral, Community, Competition, Fun, Gaming, Lets, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, real, Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	671
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

server “BoxPVP 1.16.5-1.20 Let’s arrange a real collateral” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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OG Classic Prison

airdrops, Capes, cells, classic, commissary, Cosmetics, costumes, Drugs, Fishing, Gems, grind-based progression system, Guards, Koth, non-op, non-p2w, Playershops, Prison, PvP, Quests, Storage, WarZone events, WarZone Mine

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7506
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Potions Brewed:	184
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
IP: dnmc.net
Port: 19132
Version: Bedrock

Features

Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system
PvP Events: KOTH, AirDrops, WarZone Mine
Non-P2W: Fair balance for all players
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, manage storage
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards in B Ward
Guards: Coming soon

For more details, visit our website https://dnmc.net or join our Discord community https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB.

FryBry Made A Showcase: https://youtu.be/Kd2dl3JR9lU

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

Shadow Roach Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, chilling, creepy, Darkness, eerie, fear, Haunting, hidden, insects, Lurking, lurking in the shadows, Mysterious, Nighttime, Pests, Realm, roach, ROACHES, Shadow, shadows, Sneaking, spooky, stealth, unsettling, Walking

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9293
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Villages Defended:	20
Towns Built:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	3407
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	46

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join the roaches in the shadows! Like, who wouldn’t want to hang out with roaches, amirite? They’re like the coolest insects ever, always sneaking around and stuff.

Join our server and experience the thrill of walking in the shadows with our roach buddies. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay, I swear.

Plus, who knows what kind of secrets and treasures you’ll find lurking in the darkness with the roaches. It’s like a scavenger hunt, but with bugs. Bugs that are secretly plotting world domination, but hey, no biggie.

So come on, join our server and embrace your inner roach. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

BlockyFamDrama Minecraft Server

Apology, arguments, aunt, blocked, BlockyFamDrama, cousin, Cut off, disrespectful responses, Family Events, family fall out, father’s side of the family, Grandma, holidays, Hospital, mental health issues, Minecraft, Mother, only child, reaching out, rough time, Server, Threats

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8706
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Void Armor Forged:	26
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Are you tired of boring family drama? Looking for a server where you can escape the chaos and build your own virtual world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where your grandma is a Minecraft pro, your aunt is a creeper whisperer, and your cousin is a block-building genius. It’s a family feud like no other, and you’re right in the middle of it all. Will you choose to build bridges or blow them up with TNT? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for epic battles, secret alliances, and drama that even the Ender Dragon would envy. With new surprises around every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where family drama meets blocky fun. Who needs therapy when you have virtual worlds to escape to? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life!

CraftyFriendCare

#authorities, Boundaries, break up, Closure, college, Communication, consequences, CraftyFriendCare, fear, friendship, Harassment, high school, intervention, loyalty, mental health, Police, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, Support, toxic relationship, undocumented immigrants

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5180
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Dimension Hops:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any creepy exes like Cindy’s Josh! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and absolutely no drama from psychotic ex-boyfriends.

Our server is like a safe haven away from all the craziness of real life. No need to worry about unwanted visitors showing up at your virtual doorstep or harassing you to talk to their ex-girlfriend. We’ve got your back, and we’ll make sure you have a blast without any unwanted drama.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Build, explore, and have a great time with us – just leave all the crazy exes at the door! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉🎮 #NoMoreJoshsAllowed

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

aggravating, ANNOYING, AnnoyingAF, Behavior, bothersome, exasperating, frustrating, habits, Harmless, irksome, IRRITATING, Minecraft, minor annoyances, minor inconveniences, minor irritations, Nuisance, pesky, Pet Peeves, QUIRKS, smp, trivial, vexing

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4134
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Dimension Hops:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Falling into the Void:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing ever! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples, like who even needs regular apples anymore? And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow things up but only in a cute way, like he’ll blow up a flower or something, it’s hilarious!

But wait, there’s more! We have this super annoying prankster named Steve who loves to pull harmless but annoying pranks on everyone. Like one time he replaced all the torches in our village with glowstone just to mess with us, like who even does that? But it’s all in good fun, right?

So if you want to join a crazy fun Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, then you have to join us! Just be prepared for some wacky adventures and lots of laughs, because we’re all about having a good time and making memories that will last a lifetime. See you in the game, fellow gamers!

PixelCrushCraft

AMBITION, attractive, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, communication skills, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Empathy, EYES, humor, intelligence, Kindness, Passion, Personality, physical appearance, PixelCrushCraft, sense of humor, Smile, Style, WIT

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5995
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Gods Slained:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	192	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of finding your Minecraft soulmate while building a castle together? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place to find love and loot! Join us and you might just stumble upon a player whose pixelated avatar makes your heart skip a beat. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server full of potential baes? Join now and start swiping right on those blocky hotties!

CraftyUkrainians Minecraft Server

Adversity, blows, Conflict, Courageous, CraftyUkrainians, Crisis, DEFIANT, determination, eastern europe, hardened, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Politics, Resilient, Server, solidarity, strength, Support, trump, ukrainians, Unity, War

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5704
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Zombie Dances:	3
Void Gems Collected:	36	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where war-hardened ukrainians are taking on trump’s blows with nothing but pickaxes and diamond swords! we’ve got a community of players who never back down, even when faced with the craziest challenges. build your own base, team up with other players, and show trump who’s boss in this wild and wacky world. plus, our ukrainian players have some pretty epic stories to tell around the campfire – you won’t believe the adventures they’ve been on! so come on, join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server around!

PutinPuncherMacron

Alliance, Assertiveness, Communication, Diplomacy, foreign policy, France, international relations, leadership, Macron, Meeting, Négotiation, Politics, power dynamics, putin, PutinPuncherMacron, russia, Strategic, strength, summit, trump, united states

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3879
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. like, one time, we had this dude who built a giant toilet and made everyone poop in it. it was so funny, bro.

and, like, the admin is this crazy dude who once fought off a whole army of creepers with just a wooden sword. he’s, like, a total legend, man.

oh, and, like, we have this secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server. no one has found it yet, but they say it’s guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. like, how insane is that?

so, yeah, bro, you gotta join this server. it’s gonna be, like, the most epic journey of your life. and remember, don’t be weak like Macron. join us and show Putin who’s boss!

Crafty Migraine: Neuro Fun!

Crafty, Fun, Migraine, Neuro

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9343
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Towns Built:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we turn migraines into magic spells! our server is so lit, you’ll forget all about those pesky headaches and be casting spells like a wizard in no time!

we got potions that will make your head feel like a fluffy cloud and blocks that will transport you to a land of rainbows and unicorns. join us on this wild adventure and never worry about migraines again!

our players have reported feeling like they’re floating on a cloud of marshmallows while playing on our server. some even say they’ve seen leprechauns dancing in the distance, handing out golden blocks like candy!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s turn those migraines into magic on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server!

What is the IP for Stimpee Minecraft Server?

2024.., base, BUILD, built, camper, Clan, Clans, deep, episode, fps, Game, gameplay, GIANT, glitch, hidden, kill, Living, Loot, Massive, Medieval, metal, Minecraft, mmo, molotov, multiplayer, new, new patch, new update, OFFLINE, online raid, Patch, Prim, prim server, Primitive, primitive server, primitive update, Raid, Raided, Raiding, Raids, roof, roof camp, Roof Camper, Rust, secret, series, Server, Solo, solo rust, Spawn, Steam, stimpee, STONE, Survival, SURVIVE, Surviving, Tower, trap, trap base, update, weapon, wipe, wiped, wood

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6483
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	703
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Stimpee is a popular gaming content creator known for his energetic and comedic style. He rose to fame through his YouTube and Twitch channels where he streams and uploads gameplay videos of various games. Stimpee is well-loved for his engaging personality and ability to make his audience laugh. He continues to grow his fan base and create entertaining content for his loyal followers.