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Lol, bro, forget all that serious stuff! Join our Minecraft SMP for the most epic time of your life! We have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we find, and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow up stuff for fun. Plus, our president is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle.

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, a secret treasure hunt where you can win a real-life llama (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?), and every Friday night we have a dance party in the Nether with DJ Enderman spinning the sickest beats.

So forget about taxes and government stuff, come join our crazy Minecraft SMP and let’s have a blast together! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a lot of snacks, because you’re gonna be laughing and playing for hours on end. See you in the game, bro!

BRICSCraft: Trump’s Confusion

join our epic minecraft server where even trump is confused about who BRICS includes but they’re all scared of him anyway 😂🤣 our server is so lit that even world leaders are shaking in their boots 🥾🥾 come build, mine, and survive with us as we navigate through the chaos of international politics and blocky adventures 🌍💥 who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next president of minecraftia 😎 join now and let’s make minecraft great again! 🚀🔥

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PandemicCraft: Hydroxy & Ivermectin Frenzy

controversy, Covid-19, disproving, Effectiveness, Evidence, Frenzy, Healthcare, Hydroxy, Hydroxychloroquine, Increased Rates, Ivermectin, Medical, Medications, Misinformation, outpatient prescriptions, pandemic, PandemicCraft, pharmaceuticals, prescriptions, public health, Treatment, U.S, united states

so, like, u know how u can like, totally go on this minecraft server and like, build stuff and mine for diamonds and stuff? well, on this server, u can also like, totally use hydroxychloroquine and ivermectin to, like, fight off covid-19 in the game! like, how crazy is that? u can be, like, a superhero in minecraft and save all the villagers from the virus with these totally real and effective meds!
and get this, the mobs in the game are, like, super scared of hydroxychloroquine and ivermectin, so u can, like, totally use them to defeat all the zombies and creepers and stuff! it’s, like, the ultimate power-up in the game! so, come join our server and be a covid-fighting hero in minecraft! it’s gonna be, like, so epic and totally insane!

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Near Vanilla

1.21.2-1.21.4, admin team, Biomes, Communication, Community, cooperative builds, creations, Discord, Dynamap, Events, International, java, Pick, Play styles, Player competitions, season 5, shopping districts, smp, Suggestions, Survival, sword, Vanilla, Whitelisted

Near Vanilla Minecraft Server

Description	Near Vanilla is a 7 year old, close-knit community server where players come together to build, collect, explore, and have fun.
IP	play.nearvanilla.com
Website	https://nearvanilla.com

Requirements:

18+ only
Mature and Respectful

Zero Tolerance Policy:

No hacking, glitching, or duping allowed. Any of these will result in a permanent ban. No griefing, stealing, bullying, insulting, discrimination, or prejudice behaviour is tolerated.

The “Near” in “Near Vanilla”:

Deathlog: Lets you know where you died
WanderfulAdditions: Control armour stands and make item frames invisible
Kickafk: Kicks players who afk more than 3 hours
Custom plugins created for the server. See the full list of plugins in the FAQ on the Discord

Apply through Discord here

Yaoi Oasis 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anime, bl, boys love, diverse relationships, fanfiction, fictional love, fujoshi, gay romance, guilty pleasure, Japanese culture, LGBT representation, LGBTQ, love is love, Manga, Oasis, Otaku, queer, romantic relationships, shipping, taboo, yaoi

Yo, bros and broettes! If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as your favorite yaoi fanfic, then you gotta join this server!
We’ve got more hot yaoi action than you can shake a diamond sword at!

And let me tell ya, the creepers on this server are more fabulous than a rainbow sheep in a tutu!

So come on down and get your yaoi on while building the most fabulous pixel art you’ve ever seen!

Join now and let your inner fujoshi or fudanshi run wild!

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MineCrafty Coworker Server

Colleague, Commission, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coworker, customer satisfaction, customer service, employee relations, Frustration, job duties, job performance, Management, minecrafty, phone calls, Professionalism, receptionist, sales orders, Server, team dynamics, work environment, work responsibilities, Workplace

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have some fun.
Join us and experience a world where you can build to your heart’s content, mine for diamonds without any annoying phone calls interrupting you, and explore vast landscapes without any receptionist transferring you to the wrong person.

Forget about commission-hungry customer service reps and annoying phone calls – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to defeat the Ender Dragon and claim victory!

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only calls you’ll be answering are the ones from your fellow players asking you to team up for an epic adventure!

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HangryCraft

Commitment, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Dinner, disagreement, eat out, Etiquette, family, Friends, friendship, Girlfriend, group outing, HangryCraft, last minute, loyalty, outing, Plans, Restaurant, Scheduling, socializing

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayals, alliances, and unexpected twists!
Just like the OP’s friends couldn’t agree on a restaurant, you’ll find yourself torn between different factions on our server. Will you stick with your Minecraft buddies or ditch them for a new group of players? The choice is yours!

But be warned – just like the OP’s friends are mad at them for choosing to hang out with their girlfriend’s family, you might face some backlash for your decisions on our server. Will you be able to handle the drama and come out on top?

Join now and experience the ultimate test of loyalty, friendship, and Minecraft skills. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a Minecraft soap opera unlike anything you’ve ever seen before!

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SnackAttackMC SMP

ate, Breakfast, Calling, craving, Creative, dessert, Dinner, Food, funny, humor, Identity, imagination, last thing, long tail tag, lunch, Meal, name based, Nickname, smp, snack, SnackAttackMC, Tag

Haha, bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF. Like, the other day, we had a chicken jousting tournament and I swear, my boy Steve rode a pig like a boss. And don’t even get me started on the llama rodeo we had last week, it was wild.
But the best part is, we all have to change our names based on the last thing we ate. So, like, if you had a burger for lunch, your name would be BurgerBoy or something. It’s hilarious, trust me. I’m currently known as PizzaPrincess, and let me tell you, I wear that title with pride.

So, if you wanna join in on the fun and be part of the wackiest Minecraft community out there, hit me up and I’ll send you the deets. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s gonna be a blast, my dude. Let’s get this bread, literally.

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UkraineCraft vs RussiaCraft – Elon’s Hot Take!

american independence, BELIEF, British control, Conflict, current events, elon musk, Elon Musk opinions, Elon Musk quotes, Elons, geopolitical tensions, History, hot, international relations, nationalism, patriotism, Pointless, Politics, russia, RussiaCraft, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War, world affairs

Join our Minecraft server and become part of the ultimate battle for independence against the evil overlords of the digital world! Elon Musk may doubt us, but we know that our fight for freedom is anything but pointless. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to ride a virtual rocket to Mars and meet Elon Musk himself for a game of Minecraft PvP. So grab your pickaxe and join us in the fight for independence – because who knows, maybe one day we’ll be celebrating our victory with a virtual tea party just like the founding fathers did.

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NATO-End Minecraft Server

Defense, defense spending, diplomatic relations, Europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, germany, global affairs, international relations, Merz, military alliance, Minecraft, nato, NATOEnd, Politics, Protection, SECURITY, Server, transatlantic relations., trump, united states, Warning

so, like, imagine this, right? a minecraft server where you can build walls around your base to protect it from trump trying to end nato protection. merz from germany is like, “yo, you gotta join this server to be prepared for the chaos that’s coming.”
we got crazy events where trump tries to invade your base with his army of chickens, but don’t worry, you can fight back with your trusty diamond sword.

join now and show trump that you ain’t scared of no wall-destroying maniac. let’s build a better world, one block at a time.

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NATOocalypseEU

lol, u kno wat u shud brace for? joining dis epic minecraft server! like, u think trump is wild? wait til u see the crazy adventures u can have here!
imagine this: u log on and suddenly u in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide. u team up with ur friends to build the most epic castle ever, but watch out for the evil villagers who are plotting to steal ur diamonds!

oh, and did i mention the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure and monsters? yea, u gonna need all ur skills to survive down there. but don’t worry, we got ur back with protection from evil forces, just like merz warned about nato.

so, if u ready for a wild ride and want to escape the craziness of real life, join us on dis minecraft server! trust me, u won’t regret it.

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Past Pixel Portal

Astronomy, Cosmic, Distance, light speed, past, Perception, PHYSICS., PIXEL, Portal, relativity, Science, space time, speed of light, theory of relativity, time delay, time dilation, time distortion, time lag, time perception, time travel, time travel paradox, Universe

join this server and travel back in time faster than light speed!!! watch as dinosaurs roam the land and knights battle dragons in epic battles!!! build your own time machine and explore different eras, from ancient Egypt to the wild west!!!
but be careful, time travel can be dangerous!!! you might accidentally step on a butterfly and change the course of history forever!!! or you might end up in a world where everyone speaks in emojis and dances the macarena all day long!!!

so come join us on this crazy adventure through time and space, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination!!!

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Dominate The Game

Accuracy, Behavior, cognitive bias, Confidence, decision accuracy, decision confidence, Decision making, DOMINANCE, DOMINATE, Game, leadership, PERSONAL LIFE, personality traits, power dynamics, professional life, Psychology, research, self esteem, self-perception, social hierarchy, social psychology, social status

so, like, u wanna be da boss? well dis server is da place for u, cuz we all about dominance and bein’ da top dog. u gonna feel so confident in all ur decisions, even if dey ain’t always right. but who cares, cuz u gonna be da king of dis server, ruling with an iron fist (or maybe a diamond sword lol).
join us and show everyone who’s da real boss, even if u gotta make some questionable choices along da way. ain’t nobody gonna mess with u when u run dis place, trust me. so come on, what u waitin’ for? let’s dominate together and have a blast doin’ it.

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LH SMP

Adults, bedrock, BUILD, Community, Cozy, Discord, Drama, Farms, Fun, Griefers, hackers, java, moderated, Public Servers, Relax, safe space, smp, Solo, thieves, Vanilla, Whitelist

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type Vanilla

Target Audience Adults with limited time

Server Features Cozy, safe, moderated, no drama

Supported Platforms Java & Bedrock

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the server’s main focus?

A: The server provides a safe and cozy space for adults to relax, build houses, and enjoy the game without worrying about griefers, thieves, or hackers.

Q: How is the server moderated?

A: The server is properly moderated to ensure a drama-free environment. There is no tolerance for disruptive behavior.

Q: Can I join the server if I play on Java or Bedrock?

A: Yes, both Java and Bedrock platforms are supported on this server.

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Drop your Discord below and the server admin will add you to the server.

Q: Is this server open to everyone?

A: The server is specifically designed for adults with limited time and a desire for a more relaxed gaming experience.

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The Cosmic Realm 1.20.5

1.20.5, Cosmic, do you go there, go there, go there tag, lmcss, lmcss adventure, lmcss attraction, lmcss destination, lmcss experience, lmcss explore, lmcss journey, lmcss landmark, lmcss location, lmcss place, lmcss spot, lmcss tag, lmcss tourism, lmcss travel, lmcss trip, lmcss vacation, lmcss visit, Realm

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but with creepers and zombies instead.
Like, seriously, you can build your own castle and rule over all the other players like a boss.

And the best part is, there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and diamonds waiting for you to discover.

Plus, there’s a whole community of players who are just as crazy and obsessed with Minecraft as you are.

So what are you waiting for? Join lmcss now and let the adventure begin!

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Crazy Craft Kingdom

contemplating mortality, Craft, crazy, existential crisis, inner turmoil, introspection, Kingdom, life philosophy, meaning of life, philosophical pondering, Purpose of Life, questioning existence, self reflection, self value, self worth, self-acceptance, self-doubt, Self-examination, self-existence, self-identity, self-validation, Soul searching, worthiness

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! Are you ready to dive into a world where nothing makes sense and everything is upside down? Join us on this wild ride as we question our existence and ponder the meaning of life. Are you brave enough to face the chaos and madness that awaits you? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this insane world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s get weird together!

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