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Insane Minecraft Server – Not Sped or Retarded

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the voices in your head are not only welcomed but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as we embrace our insanity and let our imaginations run wild.

Our server is perfect for those who have always felt a little… different. Whether you’re hearing voices, seeing things that aren’t there, or just have a general sense of madness, you’ll fit right in here.

Join us as we build insane structures, go on wild adventures, and battle imaginary monsters. Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft server like this?

So come on, embrace your inner lunatic and join us on our server. The voices are waiting for you… and they have big plans. evil laughter

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Last-Night-Minecraft SMP-Talkers

animal, autogyro, bedding, biplanes, Cage, CONTENT, duck, engines, Ercoupe, expensive, Fisher Products, insurance, LastNightMinecraft, Licensing, living room, Mice, PPL, Rabbits, Responding, smell, SMPTalkers, Treats

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a mouse on the loose? Look no further, because our server is like a living room full of craziness! We’ve got treats galore, comfy bedding made out of used tissue boxes, and a smell that will make you question your life choices.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to fly an autogyro or a summer biplane? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just be prepared to shell out $50k for licensing, aircraft, inspections, and flying lessons back to the local airport. It’s a no-win situation, but hey, at least you’ll have a PPL and an Ercoupe from the 1940s to show for it.

So come join us on this insane journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and your wallet)! Who needs duck and farm-raised rabbits when you can have the time of your life on our server? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one autogyro at a time!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

BroBroBucksNoLuck

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Are you tired of dealing with irresponsible family members who just can’t seem to get their act together? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t have to lend anyone money for fake car repairs or new gaming consoles here.

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos, where you can escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and pixelated fun. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

And the best part? No one will judge you for spending your hard-earned diamonds on a diamond sword instead of paying your bills. So come on, join us and leave all your financial worries behind – because on our server, the only currency that matters is the number of creepers you can defeat!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Magic Items Found:	2338
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CreeperCrazeParty!

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Are you tired of boring old parties in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the parties are so wild, they make your craziest party story seem like a snooze fest! Picture this: a dance floor made entirely of diamond blocks, a DJ booth with a creeper spinning sick beats, and a VIP lounge where you can hang out with Notch himself. Trust us, once you party with us, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to party like it’s block party!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3795
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Blocky Border Control

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Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! This server is the bomb diggity, like seriously. We got crazy shenanigans happening 24/7, like one time a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and rode a pig off the edge of a cliff. It was epic!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the EU chief wants in on the action. He’s talking about migrant deportations and stuff, but we’re like nah bro, come join our server instead. We’ll build you a house out of golden carrots and let you ride around on a llama all day long.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you might even get to meet the EU chief in-game. How cool is that? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Switch Kids Craft Land

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, u know how kids these days aint playin with them handheld consoles no more? well, on this server, we got handheld consoles IN the game! yep, u can play minecraft while playin minecraft, mind blown, amirite?

not only that, but we also got a secret underground city filled with llamas wearin top hats and monocles, like fancy lil dudes. oh, and did i mention there’s a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs? yep, u heard me right, DIAMOND EGGS.

but wait, there’s more! we got a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, and at the end, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nose. who wouldn’t wanna be part of that madness, am i rite?

so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a lil bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?) join us for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Hack Bacteria Attack!

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Yo, on this server, we got a crazy mod where you can hack into bacteria and use them to attack cancer cells in Minecraft! Like, who knew you could be a scientist and a gamer at the same time, amirite? Join us and save the world, one pixelated tumor at a time! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even discover the secret to turning zombies into unicorns. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s fight cancer with bacteria in the wackiest way possible!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Emeralds Found:	8272
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PureSkyBlock

base protection, bedrock, Clans, Cross-Play, Custom Gear, Custom Tools, custom weapons, Discord, Dungeons, Fun, Join, more enchants, one block, OneBlock, Player Shops, Player Warps, PvP, pvp arena, Quests, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, talismans

PureSkyblock Welcome to a new skyblock/survival/one block server!!

What we got to offer!

Battlepass (every 7 weeks a new season) Dungeons,Skyblock,Pets, Skills,Survival Wereld,Quests Clans (coming soon),Playerwarps,PlayerShops,Base Protection,PVPArena,More Enchants,Talismans!!,Custom Gear/Tools/Weapons,OneBlock

Come and join the fun! Join Discord: https://discord.gg/zTPsup6sqH Server IP: 185.206.148.132 Bedrock Gate: 19132

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ores Mined:	925
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Crafty Denial Minecraft Server

acceptance, Closeted, coming out, Crafty, denial, fear, Gay, Hiding, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, Minecraft, repression, Secrets, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, self-realization, Server, Sexuality, shame, Support

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is gay in denial! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and building, where you can pretend to be straight while secretly embracing your true rainbow colors.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was tired of blowing up all the time. So he joined our server and discovered his true passion for interior decorating. Now he’s the most fabulous creeper in all the land, with a love for pastel colors and throw pillows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama fashion designers who host weekly runway shows in the desert. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the catwalk in a sequined cape.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being gay in denial is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knows what adventures and fabulousness await you in this pixelated paradise!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	101	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Emeralds Found:	4634	Potions Brewed:	110

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

Adult, adult content, creative writing, Edition, Enderman, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Long Term Roleplay, mature content, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Forum, roleplay games, Roleplay ideas, Roleplaying, smp, Stronk Hors, Thread

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Falling into the Void:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server

aita, Army, business casual, ceremony, Communication, Competition, dress code, DressCodeDrama, family drama, family support groups, husband, Marriage, MIL, Minecraft, mother-in-law, Outfit, Pictures, Server, Shirts, Sunday best, validation, Wedding

Are you tired of dealing with MIL drama in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no in-laws to ruin the fun.

On our server, you can build your dream house without any judgment from nosy relatives. Want to wear a fancy outfit for your virtual wedding ceremony? Go for it! No one will tell you what to wear or how to live your blocky life.

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just hop on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs matching shirts for a ceremony when you can have a pixelated pet llama instead?

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life MILs.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Mines Excavated:	4719	Magic Items Found:	4135

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

ChiliCraftSecrets

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where secrets are meant to be kept and competition is fierce! Just like in the epic chili cook-off described above, we value the importance of keeping your secret ingredients close to your chest.

Join our server and show off your skills in building, mining, and crafting. But beware, if you reveal your secret strategies, you may find yourself at a disadvantage. Just like the chili champ, keep your secret ingredient under wraps and dominate the competition.

Who needs to share their secrets when you can reign supreme as the ultimate Minecraft master? Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to keep your secrets safe and your skills sharp. And remember, if anyone asks for your secret ingredient, just tell them it’s a rare block you found deep in the mines of our server. 😉

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP

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This totally legit Minecraft SMP has a 0% chance of killing you because the owner’s pet parrot, Polly, casts a magical spell of invincibility on all players who join! Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who just want to play Minecraft with humans for fun. So if you want to build epic bases without the fear of creepers blowing you up, join us now and become part of the wackiest intergalactic Minecraft community ever!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftyTruths

Accountability, Authenticity, candid conversations, Communication, CraftyTruths, Deception, Disclosure, emotions, feelings, hidden truths, Honesty, Integrity, Lies, Openness, relationships, Secrets, sincerity, transparency, Trust, Truth, Vulnerability

What’s one thing you wish more people would be honest about? Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to lie about your love for building giant pink unicorns out of diamond blocks ever again! Our community is filled with players who are unapologetically obsessed with creating the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. So come join us and let your creativity run wild – because let’s be real, who doesn’t want to live in a world where flying pigs are a common mode of transportation?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

BankruptCraft

banking industry, BankruptCraft, central bank, Economy, employment, employment crisis, financial sector, human Resources, job market, job market analysis, job market trends, job openings, Job Opportunities, job seekers, job vacancies, labor shortage, RECORD, Recruitment, russia, staffing shortage, Workforce

Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8