TaurusMissileMadness

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so, liek, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, our server is so lit that even the german minister is breakin ranks just to play on it! yea, u heard me right, the german foreign minister annalena baerbock is all about supportin ukraine and long-range missiles, but she also can’t resist the urge to build epic structures and mine diamonds on our server.

u know it’s gotta be good if even the chancellor olaf scholz is like, “woah, annalena, why u spendin so much time on that minecraft server instead of runnin the country?” but annalena is just like, “bro, u don’t understand the power of this server. the community is lit, the mods are on point, and the survival mode is so intense, it’s like a real-life political drama but with creepers and endermen.”

so, if u wanna be part of the action, join our server now! build a castle, fight off zombies, and maybe even catch a glimpse of annalena baerbock causin chaos in the virtual world. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Dragons Tamed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Magic Items Found:	8338
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

VelocityMC

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

Welcome to Velocity MC OP Factions! Here we focus on PVP and raiding to keep the fun non-stop! Plenty of kits to keep you going on your battle! We include variety of plugins, including custom, to keep our server extraordinary!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Alien Abductions:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

VanillaMC

Vanilla

This is a regular survival server

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Faded Skyblock

Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Faded Skyblock is an economy based Skyblock server! We have many things to do such as Challenges, Mini Games, and to have an awesome Skyblock experience. We have helpful staff and a friendly community. We hope this description of our Skyblock server makes you want to come play with us!

Over 20,000 Unique Players have joined Faded Skyblock!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Star Shards Collected:	119
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Dovercraft

Survival

Dover craft Friendly towny server

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	847
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Vanilla Craft

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Pure Vanilla Server for anyone that likes to get back to the basics. We have a good core group of players and we are looking for more! Admins have the tools they need to get rid of hackers and players who do not abide by the Rules of Vanilla Craft.

If you need to contact us feel free to email us at: [email protected]

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

JurassicCraft TheFreezeSurvival

Factions, PvP, Survival

Welcome! This is a new survival JurassicCraft Server! you can only play on the server if you got the JurassicCraft modpack!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

UWARS

Anarchy, Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Raiding

-=About the Server=- UWARS is a hub server that has been running for over a year. We have many cool features such Factions, KitPVP, Creative, and Anarchy (More coming soon)! Join now to have the best time of your life!

-=Features=- 1. No Whitelist! Join and have fun 2. Factions/Survival (Claim your land and build your army) 3. Creative (Show the world your awesome creations) 4. KitPVP (Free for all / All vs All For Crazy People!) 5. Anarchy and more coming soon! 6. Dedicated server with DDoS protection (NO LAG)

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Void Gems Collected:	38
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Dragons Tamed:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	44

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

AssassinCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival

-24/7 -Pvp -Raiding -Nice Staff -Economy -Parkour -Capture The Flag -2 Years Running

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Magic Items Found:	8703	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Towns Built:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Divine Spears Created:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Craft Life – Survival

Survival

Survival Server

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	228	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

xxooss

Creative

Just another Minecraft server…except for the fact that it’s not just another Minecraft server. Why the need for 100 characters?????

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8113

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SkyArmy

Anarchy, Factions, Prison, PvP, Raiding

We are a pvp server based on Factions! Looking for players! Invite your friends We feel its important to listen to what the players have to say! You can type /f help for help with Factions. Read the signs at spawn and then walk through the portal You can ask a staff online for help with commands or other things with the server. We hope to see you online and hope we will find ourself a spot in your server list! Website: http://sky-army.net/ See you online fellow member! Server IP: mc.sky-army.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8455
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Mines Excavated:	4496
Towns Built:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Kingdom of Naelov

Economy, Survival

===== Survival ===== This is where our focus lies. In the survival world, you can create shops, claim your land, collect treasures dropped by monsters, mine mob spawners with Silk Touch, level up your skills, and complete various objectives to rank up. When you do rank up, you will gain access to powerful spells, ranging from growing grops to walking on water to creating a fire nova around you. You will also become able to pose your armor stands in unique ways, and change things like whether they have arms or not.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Farms Harvested:	334
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MCIsland

PvP, Survival

Welcome to the Minecraft Survival + Guilds 1.7.2 server!! IP: n6.csrv.pl:14834

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
New Chunks Explored:	242267	Dragon Eggs Found:	1721
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Freeside MC

Survival

FreesideMC – GRAND REOPENING!!

Server has just been updated to 1.9 and the map has been reset!

Looking for new players. Possibility for staff! Join us now 🙂

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Towns Built:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Animals Bred:	171
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	483	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Tiki-Craft

Economy, PvE, Survival

Tiki-Craft is a survival, no whitelist, non-pvp server. We started up just over a year ago and we nowhave a growing community of over 5000 players. We don’t have Factions, Towny etc – we just focus on good ol’ building and having fun. Griefing, raiding, swearing, and being annoying are not allowed. We’ve got a dedicated team of 10 staff members that have been picked carefully and always want the best for the server. We have 4GB of dedicated RAM and 25GB of disk space, so there’s not much server lag and few data issues.

We have been running since November 2012, and that time has allowed us to build a fantastic community, a diverse map with some fantastic builds, a sophisticated economy and a great place to be.

We have experienced staff that like to have a laugh and make your experience on the server enjoyable.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2625	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.