Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about putting anything gross in your mouth again! Our server is so addictively fun that you won’t even have time to think about eating anything other than virtual cake. Plus, we have a secret potion that makes all food taste like candy, so you’ll never have to suffer through another bland meal again. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave – and your taste buds will thank you for it!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 92/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters: 1264 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
Ores Mined: 3506 Alien Abductions: 4
Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 1
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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