Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about putting anything gross in your mouth again! Our server is so addictively fun that you won’t even have time to think about eating anything other than virtual cake. Plus, we have a secret potion that makes all food taste like candy, so you’ll never have to suffer through another bland meal again. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave – and your taste buds will thank you for it!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 101/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
Gods Slained: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 1
Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
Royal Courts Attended: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Meteorites Collected: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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