Minecraft Servers Updated November 19, 2024, 8:26 AM

New Minecraft Servers

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so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and BAM, you can’t taste anything anymore. like, you could eat a whole stack of rotten flesh and it would taste like chocolate cake. it’s like a superpower, but for your taste buds.

imagine going into a pvp battle and your opponent tries to poison you with a suspicious stew, but you can’t taste it so you just keep on fighting like nothing happened. it’s like you’re invincible, but only in the taste department.

plus, all the mobs on this server have their own unique flavors. creepers taste like sour candy, zombies taste like moldy cheese, and skeletons taste like… well, bones. it’s a whole new culinary experience in the world of minecraft.

so come join us on this taste-blocking adventure and see just how deliciously chaotic things can get. trust us, you won’t regret it.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PenisSizeGunOwnerCraft

    PenisSizeGunOwnerCraft

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    so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, bro? lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha.

    you know what else? we got a secret underground bunker where all the creepers hang out and plot their next attack. but don’t worry, we got a team of ninja chickens ready to take them down.

    oh, and get this, if you join our server, you automatically get a diamond sword that shoots lasers. yeah, you heard me right, LASER SWORDS.

    plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll unlock the power to turn into a dragon and breathe fire on all your enemies.

    so what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior. trust me, you won’t regret it. oh, and studies show that men who are less dissatisfied with the size of their penises are more likely to own guns than other men. just sayin’.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Survival Legends: Where mining for diamonds is easier than finding a real job! 1.20.4 Economy AuraSkills AuctionHouse land-claims US/EU Based

    Survival Legends: Where mining for diamonds is easier than finding a real job! 1.20.4 Economy AuraSkills AuctionHouse land-claims US/EU Based

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    Survival Legends
    Server Type Survival-lite SMP
    Core Aspect Free 2 play with in-game economy
    Community Community of friends focused on fun and good memories
    Staff Active and supportive staff
    IP SurvivalLegends.serverminer.com
    Discord https://discord.gg/uTVX26nD9D

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Is the server free to play?

    Yes, the server is free to play and all in-game items are obtainable within the built-in economy.

    What type of server is Survival Legends?

    Survival Legends is a Survival-lite SMP server focused on creating a fun and memorable experience for players.

    How can I join the server?

    You can join the server by connecting to the IP: SurvivalLegends.serverminer.com

    Is there a Discord server for Survival Legends?

    Yes, there is a Discord server for Survival Legends. You can join us at: https://discord.gg/uTVX26nD9D

    Are there active staff members on the server?

    Yes, Survival Legends has an active and supportive staff who work to ensure that players can enjoy the server to the fullest.

    How can I contribute to improving the server?

    You can provide feedback and suggestions to the staff members on the server or on the Discord server. Your input is valuable in helping us fine-tune and improve the server.

    What can I expect when playing on Survival Legends?

    You can expect a welcoming community, fun gameplay, and a supportive staff team who are dedicated to providing a great experience for all players.

    Are there any rules I should be aware of on the server?

    Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive and fair gaming environment for all players. You can find the rules posted on the server or on the Discord server.

    Can I invite my friends to play on Survival Legends?

    Yes, you are encouraged to invite your friends to join the server and be a part of the Survival Legends community.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CreepyCraft Minecraft Server

    CreepyCraft Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old creepypastas scaring you? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing reaching out at you is a friendly blocky hand offering you diamonds! Forget about Mario creeping you out, on our server, he’s too busy mining for resources to bother you. Plus, our community is so hilarious, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget all about those silly creepypastas. So come join us and let’s mine and laugh our way to victory!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BaldCraft Minecraft Server – Where Short Chubby Men without Cars Thrive!

    BaldCraft Minecraft Server – Where Short Chubby Men without Cars Thrive!

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even short, balding, chubby or skinny-fat 4/10 guys without cars can find love! Yes, you heard that right – our server is like a magical love potion for all the underdogs out there.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of our virtual world, when suddenly, a non-obese 5/10 girlfriend appears out of nowhere and starts building a castle with you. Who needs a car when you have a Minecraft girlfriend, am I right?

    Forget about dating apps, on our server, love is just a block away. So join now and witness the most epic love stories unfold in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your soulmate while fighting off creepers and building epic structures. Love is in the air, and it smells like diamond ore.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MomMoveOutCraft

    MomMoveOutCraft

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    Are you tired of feeling like you’re walking on eggshells in your own home? Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the guilt trips and drama of real life? Look no further!

    Join our server for a wild adventure where you can build your dream home without worrying about unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our community is full of supportive players who understand the importance of personal space and boundaries.

    Embark on quests, battle monsters, and explore new worlds without the fear of someone guilt tripping you into letting them stay rent-free. Our server is the perfect escape from real life drama, where you can focus on having fun and building epic creations.

    So come join us and leave the guilt trips behind! Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Join now and start building your dream world, guilt-free!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CreeperLoveCraft

    CreeperLoveCraft

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server out there!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From exploding pigs to dancing chickens, you never know what you’ll encounter next on our server.

    But that’s not all! Our community is full of hilarious players who love to share their funniest sex stories while playing Minecraft. Who knew building blocks could lead to such wild conversations?

    So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server around, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know what might happen next!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PipeDreamsMC – Minecraft server

    PipeDreamsMC – Minecraft server

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    LOL JOIN THIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIPES THAT FEED WATERFALLS TO CHINA! YEAH, A HIKER FOUND IT AND WAS LIKE “WOAH, THIS SERVER IS LIT!” COME BUILD YOUR OWN PIPE TO FEED WATERFALLS TO RANDOM PLACES! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL END UP FEEDING A WATERFALL TO THE MOON! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! JOIN NOW AND BECOME A WATERFALL FEEDING MASTER!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyCeasefireFun

    CraftyCeasefireFun

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    Yo, you gotta join this server, man! It’s like a party in your brain but with blocks and stuff! We got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing! And get this, the Ender Dragon is actually a secret DJ spinning sick beats while you battle it!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground village where all the villagers are actually aliens from outer space! They’ll trade you diamonds for space rocks, it’s wild! And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Parkour of Doom”!

    Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with glowstone dance floors and fireworks shooting everywhere? It’s like a rave, but with zombies and skeletons joining in on the fun!

    So come on, join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PlantFarmersMC

    PlantFarmersMC

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    yo, so like, imagine this, right? what if plants are actually farming us, like, they’re just giving us oxygen so we can live and then when we die, we turn into mulch for them to eat? crazy, right?

    well, that’s the kind of wild stuff you’ll experience on this minecraft server. we’ve got plants that talk to you, animals that dance, and lava that turns into chocolate milk. yeah, you heard me, chocolate milk lava.

    if you join this server, you’ll be part of the most epic adventure of your life. you’ll fight dragons with rubber chickens, build castles out of marshmallows, and ride pigs into battle. it’s like a dream, but better, because it’s real.

    so come on, what are you waiting for? join us on this insane minecraft server and let’s see if you can survive the craziness. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the truth about plants farming us.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GalliumCraft: Ge-71 Fun!

    GalliumCraft: Ge-71 Fun!

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    so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. we got, like, this crazy half-life of Ge-71 going on, and there’s, like, a gallium anomaly that will blow your mind, dude.

    if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a world where everything is made of gallium and you have to survive by mining Ge-71 to stay alive. but watch out, because there are, like, mutant gallium monsters roaming around trying to eat you.

    if you’re brave enough to join, you’ll be rewarded with, like, the most epic loot you’ve ever seen. we’re talking diamond swords that shoot lasers, armor made of pure gold, and potions that give you super speed.

    so, like, come join us on this server and experience the half-life of Ge-71 and the gallium anomaly for yourself. it’s gonna be, like, totally rad, dude.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VAllureCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    VAllureCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where we offer a unique Poking Edition experience that will leave you in stitches! Join us for crazy adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry.

    Our server is home to a cast of characters that you won’t find anywhere else. From the Fertility Goddess to the Feral Polar Bear, our lineup is sure to keep you entertained for hours on end. And don’t worry, we’ve got a Dorky Yandere and Your Ever-Demanding Mistress to keep things interesting.

    But that’s not all – our server is the first of its kind, focusing on adult audio like ASMR and JOI. Expect some spice and kayfabe, but nothing that will break TOS. And if you’re wondering if the talents will masturbate on stream, well, you’ll just have to join to find out!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t soon forget. And remember, all of our talents are in a relationship – with you! So what are you waiting for? Get in on the fun now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FapCraft Minecraft Server

    FapCraft Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage you to unleash your inner fapper and schlicker! Join us in the Pokegirls edition, where you can post lewds and chat about all things fappin’ and schlickin’ with fellow players.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, rumor has it that if you reach the highest level of fappin’ expertise, you’ll unlock a secret dimension where all your wildest fantasies come true. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious and quirky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine and grind your way to fappin’ glory on our outrageous Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a rare Pokegirl while you’re at it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • InheriCraft: Debt-Free Zone

    InheriCraft: Debt-Free Zone

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from family drama and live your best blocky life! Join us for a chance to build your dream home without any entitled kids trying to guilt trip you into paying off their student loans.

    Imagine a world where you can sell a virtual house for 500k and spend it all on a luxurious vacation – no arguments, no drama, just pure relaxation. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and enjoy the simple joys of mining and crafting without any pesky family members demanding a cut of your hard-earned loot.

    So why wait? Join us now and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build, explore, and thrive in a world where inheritance disputes and entitled kids are a thing of the past. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re one of those kids who still expects handouts from mom and dad. In that case, maybe it’s time to rethink your priorities and join our server for a reality check.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SunBurntCraft Minecraft Server

    SunBurntCraft Minecraft Server

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    Have you ever seen someone try to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft, thinking they could fly like Pegasus? Well, that’s nothing compared to the craziness you’ll experience on our server! We’ve got players building roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere, trying to touch the sun with their bare hands (spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well). Join us if you want to witness epic fails and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Just remember, on our server, the sky’s the limit – literally!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • OrderUpCraft

    OrderUpCraft

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    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience some truly bizarre and hilarious moments!

    Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a player dressed as a giant chicken comes up to you and challenges you to a dance-off. And guess what? The loser has to wear a tutu made out of diamonds for the rest of the day!

    But that’s not all, folks. We also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win epic prizes like enchanted golden carrots and rainbow sheep mounts.

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even come across a player who orders a pizza made entirely out of obsidian blocks. The possibilities are endless!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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