lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT!!! yep, you heard right, paint that is tartan AND striped. imagine the possibilities, you can paint your house like a rainbow threw up on it.

but wait, there’s more! we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, dancing creepers that drop disco balls, and a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

join us now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. who needs reality when you can have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT?!?!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Love Letters Sent: 7
Epic Battles Fought: 12 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 23
Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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