lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT!!! yep, you heard right, paint that is tartan AND striped. imagine the possibilities, you can paint your house like a rainbow threw up on it.

but wait, there’s more! we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, dancing creepers that drop disco balls, and a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 91/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 1
Towns Built: 8 Blood Moons Survived: 3
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Glorious Feasts Held: 9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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