lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT!!! yep, you heard right, paint that is tartan AND striped. imagine the possibilities, you can paint your house like a rainbow threw up on it.

but wait, there’s more! we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, dancing creepers that drop disco balls, and a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

join us now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. who needs reality when you can have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT?!?!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55 Glorious Feasts Held: 7
Dragons Tamed: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 1788
Endless Night Skies: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

New Minecraft Servers

  • ScarCraftStory

    ScarCraftStory
    Join our Minecraft server and create your own scar-inducing stories! Whether you got blown up by a creeper, fell into a pit of lava, or accidentally punched a zombie pigman, every scar on your pixelated body will have a hilarious tale to tell. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough scars, you’ll unlock the secret of unlimited diamonds! So come on, join us and let the adventures (and scars) begin!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Emeralds Found: 4782
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Epic Shields Constructed: 18 Dragon Scales Harvested: 387
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • OrbansCraft Minecraft Server

    OrbansCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft, bro. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the meadows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

    if you join this server, you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the mystical land of pixelated wonders. but watch out for the evil gnomes who like to steal your diamonds when you’re not looking.

    oh, and did i mention that we have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and shoots you out into a pool of rainbow-colored water? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

    so, if you’re ready for the most insane adventure of your life, come join us on this server. just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 9 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Gods Slained: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dino-Doom Asteroid Server

    Dino-Doom Asteroid Server
    yo, dis server be like dat asteroid dat wiped out dem dinos, except instead of killin’ u, it be bringin’ u to da most lit minecraft world u eva seen! imagine buildin’ yo crib in a land where dino bones be da foundation and lava be flowin’ like a never-endin’ party! join dis server if u wanna be part of da ultimate survival adventure, where u gotta fight off creepers, zombies, and maybe even a T-Rex or two! ain’t no other server like dis one, so join now and let’s make history together!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 86 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 39
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Epic Quests Completed: 30

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ☀️❤ FREE DONATION FOR DIAMONDS ❤☀️ Minecraft server

    ☀️❤ FREE DONATION FOR DIAMONDS ❤☀️ Minecraft server

    Hi, friend. Do you want to find a Cool server for SURVIVAL on your phone?

    Then come to us >✨TalesCraft✨

    We look forward to new players and hold Competitions and Events every week. We have created a truly high-quality server for convenient gaming.

    ✅On our server you will find new friends, you will be able to test yourself in the PVP arena and as an Administrator. Trade with players at the auction, extract resources in the Auto-Mine, or put malicious violators in prison.

    Our website: shop.talescrat.ru

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 New Chunks Explored: 731570
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Towns Built: 7

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • No Peek Minecraft Server

    No Peek Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter! Why should you join? Because our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

    We have custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Want to ride a pig while shooting fireworks out of a diamond sword? We got you covered. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies are the best dancers in town.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself is on the guest list. And if you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and don’t even think about looking at Smash, because our server is where the real party is at!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Zombie Dances: 10
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Titanic Battles Fought: 30 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3251 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • > Idio Craft SMP – It Wasn’t Supposed To Be…

    > Idio Craft SMP – It Wasn’t Supposed To Be…
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have taken idiocracy to a whole new level.

    Do you enjoy watching players build houses made entirely out of lava? How about witnessing someone try to tame a creeper as a pet? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a typical day on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our players have been known to start wars over who has the best pet chicken, hold dance parties in the Nether, and even create a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava.

    So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and idiocracy is the norm, then come join us! Just remember, this server wasn’t supposed to be a documentary, but it sure feels like one.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 48 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyDadGaySon

    CraftyDadGaySon
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things fabulous and fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored blocks, sparkly unicorns, and headbands with bows that will make your character look absolutely fierce.

    Need a break from the real world drama? Look no further, because on our server, we leave all the negativity at the door. Just like the time my ex freaked out over a headband and thought it would turn our son gay. Seriously, who knew accessories had that kind of power? But hey, on our server, we celebrate individuality and diversity, so wear that headband proudly!

    So come on over and join us for a magical adventure where love is love, and being your fabulous self is always encouraged. Who knows, you might even find a diamond-encrusted headband to wear while you build your dream castle! See you there, darling!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 21 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 65 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BoomerCraftTipsNTricks

    BoomerCraftTipsNTricks
    Are you tired of listening to older generations spout off outdated advice that no longer works? Well, join our Minecraft server and leave those old fogies in the dust! Our server is filled with cutting-edge technology and innovative gameplay that will make you forget all about those dusty old tips from your grandparents.

    On our server, we have a secret potion that will make you invincible in PvP battles, so you can finally show those young whippersnappers who’s boss. And if you’re tired of hearing about how you need to “work hard” to succeed, we have a special cheat code that will give you unlimited diamonds with just the click of a button.

    So say goodbye to outdated advice and hello to a whole new world of fun and excitement on our Minecraft server. Join us now and start living your best blocky life!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Potions Brewed: 43 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Ores Mined: 733

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Nano Bot Craze Minecraft Server

    Nano Bot Craze Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have tiny ring-shaped robots navigating through honey (or blood, if you’re feeling adventurous)! These robots are so small, they’re almost nano-sized, but not quite there yet. Imagine the chaos of having these little bots running around in your bloodstream, delivering medicine and causing mischief along the way.

    Join our server and witness the magic of ring robots bending and moving in all directions, thanks to their zero-elastic-energy mode. Who needs proof of nano scale bots in human blood when you can experience it firsthand in our virtual world?

    So come on, join us and be a part of this groundbreaking invention that may one day revolutionize the medical industry. Just be careful not to accidentally squish one of these soft robots with your fingers – they may be small, but they sure know how to pack a punch!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Epic Quests Completed: 12
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 102
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • D E K O M O R I – Minecraft SMP

    D E K O M O R I – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because DEKOMORIDESU is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing chickens.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Llama, a mystical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player even managed to tame the Diamond Llama and ride it into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers.

    So why should you join DEKOMORIDESU? Because where else can you participate in epic llama races, build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and engage in intense battles with a giant squid boss named Squishy? Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Gods Slained: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Enchantments Applied: 158
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Void Gems Collected: 32

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WeddingWoes Minecraft Server

    WeddingWoes Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that values inclusivity and acceptance? Look no further than our server! We welcome players of all backgrounds and orientations, because we believe everyone deserves a place to call home in the Minecraft world.

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans. We even have a special event where players can compete in a wedding planning competition – just make sure to invite your partner, because we celebrate love in all its forms!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of our wacky community – where the only thing that matters is having fun and spreading positivity. So come on over and join us, because on our server, everyone is family – even if your best friend tries to exclude your wife from the guest list!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Runes Activated: 6 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HangryCraft: Foodie Surprise!

    HangryCraft: Foodie Surprise!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never serve you a cold Krabby Patty burger or forget your fries! Our virtual kitchen is always stocked with the freshest ingredients and our Frostys are always pineapple-y delicious.

    Join us and experience the thrill of hunting for the elusive lettuce block to add to your burger, or embark on a quest to find the perfect spot to enjoy your meal without getting attacked by creepers. And don’t worry, we always listen to our players’ requests and make sure to deliver the full meal deal every time.

    So come on in and feast on the most epic virtual meals of your life! Just be sure to thank us grandly for our culinary creations, or risk facing the wrath of hangry gamers. See you at the table!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Animals Bred: 48
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 45
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyCriminal on Minecraft SMP

    CraftyCriminal on Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a law-abiding citizen in the real world? Do you yearn for a life of crime and chaos? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and unleash your inner criminal mastermind as you build, steal, and grief your way to the top.

    Forget about being arrested for petty crimes like jaywalking or littering. In our world, the only crime you’ll be committing is having too much fun! From organizing elaborate heists to starting a black market for rare items, the possibilities are endless.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the most notorious player in the virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn a spot on the server’s Most Wanted list!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 13
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineCraftLifeLolz

    MineCraftLifeLolz
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension! Join us for non-stop fun and adventure as we embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama and battle evil creepers with our trusty enchanted pickaxes.

    Our community is filled with hilarious characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From the mischievous prankster who turns everything into cake to the wizard who can summon a herd of flying pigs, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, your life will never be the same after you’ve joined our epic quest for llama-filled glory!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 97
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LethalCraft: Precise & Surprising

    LethalCraft: Precise & Surprising
    lol imagine if this was a minecraft server description like omg join our server for some EPIC battles like Israeli retaliation against Iran but in MINECRAFT lmao our defence minister (aka admin) promises the battles will be ‘lethal, precise and surprising’ just like in real life but with blocks and swords and stuff so join now for some crazy fun and unpredictable warfare you won’t find anywhere else! #minecraft #warfare #lolzy #joinnow

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 8655
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 0

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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