| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 780 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 14 | Ores Mined: | 5570 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Towns Built: | 9 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2605 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 12 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 21 |
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| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 2168 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 20 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Enchantments Applied: | 278 |
We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.
You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.
Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?
Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 3222 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 20 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?
And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 2630 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 8490 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Towns Built: | 6 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.
Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 3453 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Votes: | 156 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 19 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 448 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 |
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 2397 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 18 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 7104 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 45 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 11 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 87 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 10 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 1869 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 328240 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 32 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 3965 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 20 | Villages Defended: | 20 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 1206 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 21 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 6 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.
Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 9562 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
| Towns Built: | 7 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Crops Grown: | 2003 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 5213 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8204 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!
Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!
| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 9831 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Towns Built: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 13 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 75 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 36 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 6064 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Towns Built: | 8 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 12 | Magic Crystals Found: | 17 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 44 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 8448 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9566 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 260 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 1269 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!
Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!
