| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 1830 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 5787 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Crops Grown: | 3283 | Towns Built: | 10 |
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| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 6137 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9937 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 20 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 39 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 13 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 |
Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 6147 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 18 | Crops Grown: | 3795 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9390 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 33 |
Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 1945 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Potions Brewed: | 31 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 30 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5004 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.
Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 5048 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 44 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 69 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 9338 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 26 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 8 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!
Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 6672 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 33 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Towns Built: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 2075 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 289 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 5295 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 | New Chunks Explored: | 995343 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Crops Grown: | 3930 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 4026 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 5871 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 89 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!
Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 9071 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 35 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 98 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6890 |
But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!
So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 6040 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 172 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 41 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ve been studying us humans for centuries, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves and take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their extraterrestrial agenda? The choice is yours on our wacky Minecraft server.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds. Imagine building your dream castle out of sparkling gemstones and ruling over a kingdom of bling. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with conspiracies, aliens, and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 3840 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2830 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Dimension Hops: | 14 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 22 |
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 7417 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 1712 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 70 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 7541 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
| Ores Mined: | 6745 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
