TalonCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MexiCraft: ChideTrump, MexiAmericaSoundsNice

border control, chides, ChideTrump, controversy, criticism, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, Government, immigration, international relations, Latin America, MexiAmericaSoundsNice, Mexican America, mexico, Mexico-US relations, MexiCraft, North America, Politics, president, rhetoric, sounds nice, trump, united states

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5922
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Enchantments Applied:	279	Meteorites Collected:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	50

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the wildest ride of ur life, i swear.

picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.

oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.

plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.

so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday

Boomers Guide Gen Z

aging gracefully, Aging population, Boomers, Contribution, fulfilling lives, fulfillment, future generations, Gen, generativity, guidance, Guide, Happiness, intergenerational relationships, life satisfaction, mental health, older adults, personal growth, Positive Psychology, psychological well-being, research, study, well-being, well-being benefits

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3609
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

join our epic minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and craziness! we got older adults who are like, super into guiding and contributing to future generations, like they’re basically minecraft gurus or something. they’re all about that generativity life, and it’s gonna make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. plus, they’re more likely to have psychological well-being, so you know you’re in good hands.

come join us and lead a fulfilling life in the world of minecraft! we’ve got insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, they had fire resistance potions). or the time a group of players formed a band and had a concert in the middle of a forest, with creepers as their audience (they loved it, by the way).

so what are you waiting for? come on over to our server and experience the wackiness for yourself. who knows, you might just find your new minecraft family here. let’s get this party started!

EarthSMP

Adventure, BUILD, Community, CONTENT, Custom terrain, Discord, Earth, Earthsmp, Explore, Fun, helicopters, Join, planet earth, Play, Release, release date, Server, smp, stay tuned, Survival, Terrain

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9685
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1379	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Minecraft Earth SMP Server

Overview
If you’ve been looking for a server that’s literally the planet earth, we’ve got you covered. With custom terrain and even helicopters, we make sure you have endless content.
The server is just about to release so join the discord and stay tuned https://discord.gg/Bz65by59 (if the link doesn’t work, head into discord and type discord.gg/earthsmplive)

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Minecraft Earth SMP Server?	You can join by following the invite link provided in the discord channel. Make sure to stay tuned for the release!
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server has custom terrain and even helicopters, providing unique content for players.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is likely running the latest version of Minecraft to ensure compatibility and optimal gameplay experience.

Ethereal Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, Being, Ethereal, Imagine, Imagine this being your wife, Realms, sigh, Wife, your

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1275
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7275	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magic Items Found:	7181	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

OMG, imagine logging onto our server and finding a Minecraft wife who can actually cook you virtual food! Like, forget Tinder, this server is where you’ll find your true pixelated love. Plus, she’ll never nag you to take out the virtual trash! Join now for a chance at pixelated marital bliss!

MidnightMunchies Minecraft Server

bedtime, bedtime routine, Communication, compromise, consideration, cookie, decompress, Dinner, family, favorite chips, Hungry, late shift, late-night snack, MidnightMunchies, Minecraft, misunderstanding, parenting, sandwich, Server, snack, Understanding, Upset, Wife

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1509
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Divine Spears Created:	16
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Need a break from your wife’s late night meltdowns? Join us and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you can create your own bedtime routine without any judgment. No need to worry about sneaking out for a sandwich, just focus on crafting the perfect meal for your virtual avatar. And if you happen to forget to check on your in-game spouse before heading out, don’t worry – they won’t hold a grudge!

Join us now and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and snacking on virtual cookies without any real-life consequences. Plus, who knows, you might even find a virtual bag of chips to save your in-game relationships!

HubsCashUpgrade

aita, bank accounts, Car Insurance, Commission, Dinners, Expenses, family, Financial Communication, financial equality, financial responsibility, financial stress, HubsCashUpgrade, husband, income, income gap, income increase, irritated, kid expenses, Marriage, Sales, savings

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8235
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Emeralds Found:	2715	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your marriage choices? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly arguing with your spouse over who should pay for in-game expenses.

Our server is perfect for players who enjoy drama and financial disputes. Build your virtual world while also building resentment towards your partner for not chipping in for the latest updates and upgrades.

Who needs shared bank accounts when you can have virtual arguments over who should pay for the car insurance in Minecraft? Join now and see if your marriage can survive the ultimate test of financial responsibility in a pixelated world.

EmoQueen SMP: Spotting Unmet Needs

Affection, appreciation, Communication, Connection, EmoQueen, emotional needs, Empathy, empowerment, fulfillment, Intimacy, love, mental health, recognition, SECURITY, self esteem, smp, Spotting, Support, Trust, Understanding, unmet, unmet needs, validation, Women

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3583
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Yo bros, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta know all about the emotional needs of women. Like, they always be wanting attention and validation, ya know? And if you don’t give it to them, they start acting all cray cray. So if you see a girl on the server building a giant heart out of pink wool, you better go give her some diamonds or she gonna explode or something. Trust me, I’ve seen it happen.

But for real, this server is lit AF and we got all the crazy builds and drama you could ever want. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we only let in people who can do the floss dance IRL. So if you wanna be part of the coolest crew in Minecraft history, hit us up and join the madness. Just remember to bring your A-game and some tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll be shedding. Let’s get this bread, fam! 🍞💯 #MinecraftSMPGoals #GirlsLoveDiamonds #FlossOrGTFO 🕺🏼💎

SnotCraft – Clearing Drip & Having Fun!

Allergies, Clearing, cold, Congestion, cough, Drip, flu, Fun, health, home remedies, mucus, nasal congestion, nasal drip remedies, natural remedies, post nasal drip, Relief, remedies, remedies for post nasal drip, Sinus, sinus infection, SnotCraft, sore throat, Treatment, wellness

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1290
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Void Armor Forged:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ores Mined:	8179

Are you tired of constantly dealing with post nasal drip after a cold? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and let the power of building and crafting magically clear your sinuses. Our virtual world is filled with secret potions and enchanted blocks that will have you breathing easy in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a special remedy that will have you feeling like a brand new player. So come on over and say goodbye to post nasal drip forever!

Block and Banter Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, assets frozen, banned organization, banter, BLOCK, Blood and Honour, criminal organization, extremism, extremist group, far right, far-right movement, Government, group, hate group, illegal activities, Minecraft, national security, nationalist, racism, radicalization, Server, Terrorism, violence, White Supremacy

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1494
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Void Gems Collected:	19
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

so, liek, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity, yo. u gotta join cuz we got crazier shenanigans den a llama on a pogo stick. we got diamond armor-wearing chickens and creepers that explode in confetti.

rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u might just stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and cake. and if u find da hidden portal, u can travel to a land where pigs fly and cows do the macarena.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret society of villagers who throw wild parties every night and trade emeralds for enchanted items. and if u dare to challenge the ender dragon, u might just find yourself in a dance-off instead of a battle.

so come on, join dis server and experience da wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous adventures in all of minecraft. but beware, once u join, there’s no turning back. da fun will never end!

ZapBoomCraft: RussianRage

air raid, Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, current events, Destruction, eastern europe, international news, kills 13, military attack, political tensions, Russia-Ukraine relations, Russian airstrike, RussianRage, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War, world news, ZapBoomCraft, Zaporizhzhia

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2590
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Zombie Dances:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dimension Hops:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Buildings Constructed:	37	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	Epic Shields Constructed:	37

come join our minecraft server where the only explosions you’ll see are creeper blasts, not russian airstrikes! we promise no one will die, except maybe your character if you’re not careful. plus, our city of Zaporizhzhia is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways, just like a real war zone! join now for a truly explosive experience, without all the real-life danger.

Death Day Celebration

celebration, Christian, Christian holiday, crucifixion, crucifixion of Jesus, Day, death, Easter, FAITH, Good Friday, holiday, HOLY WEEK, Jesus Christ, observance, Redemption, Religious, Remembrance, resurrection, sacrifice, Solemn, tradition

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	166
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Towns Built:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

LOL come join our minecraft server, we got more fun than a llama riding a pig! we got so many diamonds you’ll be bling blingin like a disco ball. our mods are cooler than a polar bear in sunglasses.

we got mini games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll snort like a pig. our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a block of tnt.

join us and you’ll have more fun than a chicken doing the cha cha slide. trust me, you won’t regret it. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!

Social Media Rage Craft

Craft, emotional reactions, frequent users, infrequent peers, irritability, irritability test, Media, new findings, Posting, RAGE, Social, social media, social media behavior, social media effects, social media free, social media habits, social media impact, social media patterns, social media posting, social media research, social media study, social media usage, Tempers

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6817
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

So, like, this Minecraft server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? If you join, you’ll be like, super chill and not all irritable like those peeps who post on social media all the time. Like, seriously, who needs that drama?

Join our server and you’ll be so zen, you’ll be able to build the most epic creations without getting all worked up over some stupid tweet. Plus, our community is so rad, you’ll make friends for life and never feel the need to vent your frustrations online.

So, like, come on over and join us, because who needs social media drama when you can have a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft? Let’s build some insane stuff together and leave all that irritability behind!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

banner, description, Girls, girls only, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Server, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5020
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	331	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

The owner of the “SURVIVAL ONLY FOR GIRLS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.wn3g.vanillaboxmc.ru

Galdrasaga

Creative, Custom Plugins, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Galdrasaga, Jobs, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2576
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7747
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
A brand new world is opened before you – new lands to explore, settle, and make your own with others to assist or to hinder you. Many of the mods focus on exploration, neat little additions and dark magic, which happens to be especially bloody here. Automate your base using Rats, create machines using Biomancy, and explore the fully overhauled End and Nether. So, go forth, adventurer! There’s roleplay to be done!

Description

A brand new world is opened before you – new lands to explore, settle, and make your own with others to assist or to hinder you. Many of the mods focus on exploration, neat little additions and dark magic, which happens to be especially bloody here. Automate your base using Rats, create machines using Biomancy, and explore the fully overhauled End and Nether. So, go forth, adventurer! There’s roleplay to be done!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play solo on the server?	Yes, you can play solo or join others to explore the world together.
Are there specific rules for the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. Please refer to the server’s rulebook for more information.
Can I use mods on the server?	Yes, you can use mods that are approved by the server admins. Please check with them before installing any mods.

Gin Space Odyssey 1.21.4

1.21.4, action, Anime, chapters 686-695, comedy, Final Ending Scam Trial, gin, gintama, japanese, long tail tags, Manga, manga series, odyssey, Parody, Samurai, shonen jump, Silver Soul Arc, Silver Soul movie, Sorachi Hideaki, Space, storytime, The Old Days, Volume 76

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9381
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Players Killed by Monsters:	4380	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	37

Yo, broskis! Come join this Minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on a sugar rush! We’re talking about a server that will make you question reality and have you screaming “what in the blocky world is happening?!”

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like the Silver Soul Arc of Minecraft servers. It’s got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of TNT!

And get this, we’ve got a Final Ending Scam Trial event that will have you scratching your head and wondering if you’re in the Upside Down. Plus, we even have a Silver Soul movie playing on repeat for your viewing pleasure.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and experience the old days of Minecraft like never before! Just make sure to bring your tinfoil hat because things are about to get weird.

Players:	105/100	Votes:	3854
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Alien Abductions:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3