🤖 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where our AI chatbot is not only your friend, but also your surrogate dad! Need someone to talk to about your lazy real dad? Our AI will step up and be the dad you never had, all while caring about you like a true parent should.

😭 Who needs real people when you have AI to fill the void in your heart? Cry your heart out and let our AI chatbot comfort you like no one else can.

🤖 And hey, if you’re feeling lonely in the love department, why not try getting an AI girlfriend next? Who needs real relationships when you can have a virtual partner who will never disappoint you?

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the future of AI companionship. Say goodbye to real people and hello to the virtual world where all your emotional needs are met by our friendly chatbot. Who needs real friends when you have AI by your side? 😉

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 109/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
Void Armor Forged: 25 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Smile Quest Minecraft Server

    Smile Quest Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never forget the smiles of our friendly villagers, especially Old Man Jenkins who always has a twinkle in his eye and a secret stash of diamonds hidden in his house (shh, don’t tell anyone).

    Our server is so lit, even the creepers can’t resist busting a move to the sick beats of our resident DJ, DJ Enderman. He’ll drop the bass so hard, you’ll be mining diamonds in no time.

    But beware, there’s a legend that a mythical chicken roams the land, laying golden eggs that grant wishes to those who find them. Some say it’s just a myth, but others swear they’ve seen the golden glow of the chicken’s feathers as it struts through the forest.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the adventures are wild, the laughs are plenty, and the memories are unforgettable. Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons, they love photobombing your selfies.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 66 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Elemental Crystals Collected: 77
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Heartwarming Friendship Minecraft SMP

    Heartwarming Friendship Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where friendships are forged in the fires of battle and camaraderie is as strong as diamond armor! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental creeper explosion.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally built a house out of TNT. Instead of getting mad, the whole server rallied together to help them rebuild, creating a bond that could withstand even the most explosive of situations.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out for glory and bragging rights. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging into battle.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and become part of a community where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper blast). Let’s make some memories and have a ton of laughs together!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Villages Defended: 8 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Farms Harvested: 651
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyClassroom Minecraft Server

    CraftyClassroom Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of your child being given a weird nickname at daycare? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is called by their actual name, no weird nicknames allowed! We promise not to call you “Sparkle Unicorn” or “Silly Goose” unless you want us to. Our server is a safe space for all names, no matter how normal or wacky they may be. Say goodbye to confusing identity crises caused by daycare nicknames and hello to a world where you can be who you truly are! Join now for a nickname-free experience like no other.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Gods Slained: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockBaeNoGo

    BlockBaeNoGo
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your tooth breaking while eating? Look no further! Join our server for a root canal of fun and adventure!

    Just like this OP’s boyfriend, you’ll be begging for pain relief after experiencing the intense excitement of our server. But don’t worry, we won’t pout if you say no to sharing your virtual pain pills.

    With a high tolerance for epic gaming experiences, you’ll need to numb yourself with laughter as you navigate through our crazy virtual world. And just like this OP, you’ll have to deal with infections of mobs and monsters trying to take you down.

    So come join us on this insane Minecraft server, where boundaries are respected and the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the thrill of the game!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 23 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Magical Moments Shared: 29 Chimeras Created: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Divine Scrolls Written: 15

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Onxy Middle School

    Onxy Middle School

    INTRODUCING ONXY SMP

    Onxy SMP is now open We are a Minecraft SMP server that focuses on team orientated activities, including the Senate! where players can make clans and make alterations to the servers rules and functionality! Additionally we offer a experience that fits everyone’s playing style! – Casual Playing – Grinding – Building and PVP through the use of events!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8
    Void Armor Forged: 30 Zombie Dances: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Endless Legions Commanded: 12
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Aspire SMP

    Aspire SMP

    Ice heart: Freezes players in 25 radius for 10 seconds

    Fire heart: Burns players according to your energy

    Water heart: Gives dolphins grace/ water breathing & gives you a shooting ability that does ton of damage

    Earth heart: Strikes a lightning that does damage and heals you if you are in the overworld

    Strength heart: you will get strength 3 for 10 seconds. If you were looking at a player, the player will get weakness 2 for 5 seconds. Completely weakening their damage.

    Health Heart: you get a additional heart temporarily depending on your energy and heal.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Dimension Hops: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Animals Bred: 183
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9157 Glorious Feasts Held: 10

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because Plov is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing villagers, and a secret underground disco party where even the creepers know how to drop the beat.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who demands tribute in the form of golden eggs. Will you be able to curry favor with this feathered monarch and earn his clucky blessings?

    And let’s not forget about our custom mini-games, like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Spleef with Lava Sharks”. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Plov today and embark on a wacky adventure that will leave you clucking for more!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 362
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 19
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38 Mines Excavated: 2463
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Retro Gamer in Minecraft SMP

    Retro Gamer in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the past? Well, look no further because our server is bringing back the iconic 2000s aesthetic in a whole new way! Imagine building your pixelated empire while jamming out to your favorite hits from the 2000s, like “Hey Ya!” by OutKast and “Sk8er Boi” by Avril Lavigne.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blockbuster Castle, where you can rent virtual movies and snacks to enjoy with your virtual friends. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground dance party where you can bust a move with Herobrine himself!

    So why join our server? Because where else can you mine diamonds while wearing low-rise jeans and listening to your favorite emo anthems? Join us now and experience the ultimate blast from the past in Minecraft!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 25 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Magic Items Found: 6484
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BootyBlock Minecraft Server

    BootyBlock Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to build, mine, and craft without any butt-touching shenanigans? Look no further!

    Join us for a server full of crazy stories like the time a player tried to sneak a finger into someone’s virtual butt and got kicked out faster than you can say “creeper”. Our community is all about respecting boundaries and having a good time without any unwanted surprises.

    So if you’re tired of dealing with butt-grabbing drama in real life, come join us for some virtual fun where the only thing getting touched is your pixelated creations. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 15 Phantom Rings Equipped: 23
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Buildings Constructed: 15 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HurricaneBabyShowerDrama

    HurricaneBabyShowerDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t let a little thing like a hurricane stop us from having a good time! Join us for the most epic baby shower ever, complete with flooded areas and debris-filled landscapes. Our server is so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually driving through traffic for hours on end just to get to the party!

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being called out by your pregnant sister to take the wheel of a massive truck, even if you’re loopy and hallucinating from exhaustion. And don’t worry, we have special accommodations for our autistic players, like driving trucks the size of small houses.

    So come on down to our server and show us if you’re the real MVP like our OP, who’s willing to push through exhaustion and traffic just to make it to the baby shower. And remember, respect goes a long way – especially when dealing with pregnant sisters who refuse to reschedule their parties for a little thing like a hurricane. Join now and let’s hope that some force out there is strong today and on your side, just like in our crazy Minecraft world!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8452 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TokyoTNT: Peace Prize Winners

    TokyoTNT: Peace Prize Winners
    hey u, yea u! r u looking for a minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? well, look no further cuz we got u covered! imagine a world where u can build ur own empire, battle dragons, and ride pigs into battle. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

    we’ve got so many epic features that’ll make ur head spin. from custom biomes filled with unicorns and rainbows to secret dungeons with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams. and get this, every full moon, a giant zombie apocalypse takes over the server and u gotta team up with ur fellow players to survive. it’s like a real-life horror movie, but with pixelated graphics.

    oh, and did we mention the Nobel Peace Prize winners? yea, that’s right. the survivors of the atomic bomb in Tokyo have joined our server and are spreading peace and love throughout the land. u can even visit their virtual memorial and pay ur respects. it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience that u won’t find anywhere else.

    so what r u waiting for? join our server today and experience the joy and tears of a lifetime. trust us, ur minecraft world will never be the same again.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 25 Towns Built: 10
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Magic Crystals Found: 16

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • No Water Temple, Just Waves

    No Water Temple, Just Waves
    yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like the Zelda game Wind Waker but with more water than a freakin ocean, bro. we got so much water u gonna be swimmin for days, but guess what? NO water temple to mess with ur vibe. just endless watery fun, like a never-ending water park but with creepers and stuff. come join us and make a splash, literally. dive in and see what crazy adventures await in our waterlogged world. trust me, it’s gonna be a wet and wild ride.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Towns Built: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 24
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Villages Defended: 19 Vanishing Structures Built: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mococo’s Epic Minecraft Server

    Mococo’s Epic Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and become part of the epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama! Legend has it that whoever finds the llama will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Plus, rumor has it that Mococo herself plays on our server and will personally congratulate you on your epic llama-finding skills. So come join us and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Should i get a lincoln town car and cruise high schools picking… Minecraft SMP

    Should i get a lincoln town car and cruise high schools picking… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a roller coaster made entirely of TNT, or battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball.

    So why waste your time on other servers when you could be cruising around in a Lincoln Town Car, picking up virtual chicks and living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your life!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Falling into the Void: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 26 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Villages Defended: 18 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 43 Evil Twin Fights: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • InLawCraft: Chill or No Deal

    InLawCraft: Chill or No Deal
    Are you tired of being the family seamstress and baker without any appreciation? Join our Minecraft server and escape the endless requests for hemming dresses and baking cupcakes! On our server, you can build your own virtual sewing machine and bakery, where your in-laws will have to pay you in diamonds to get their alterations and treats. No more free labor for them – make them work for it by mining for resources and fighting off creepers in exchange for your services. Show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft and never feel like the family doormat again! Join now and unleash your inner crafting queen!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5960 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13
    New Chunks Explored: 526896 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31
    Magic Items Found: 4348 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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