TalibanVsPakistan Minecraft Server

Afghanistan, airstrikes, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, drone attacks, extremism, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Pakistan, political tension, regional instability, RETALIATION, security threats, Server, South Asia, Taliban, TalibanVsPakistan, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8687
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Votes:	3960
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, you gotta join this lit Minecraft server, cuz like, we got Pakistan airstrikes happening in Afghanistan and stuff. It’s like, so crazy, man. And the Taliban is all like, “We gonna get revenge, yo!” But like, don’t worry, cuz on this server, we got diamond armor and enchanted swords to protect you from all that drama. Plus, we got a secret base where we hide from the airstrikes and plan our next move. So come join us and let’s show those Taliban who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

✨KAGAYAKI✨

+18, 1.21.4, client side mods, collaboration, Datapacks, Discord, Dynmap, Griefing, hermitcraft, KAGAYAKI, Mature Players, NA West, no cheating, Plugins, PvP, QOL feature, respectful, smp, stealing, Territories, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3793
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Void Armor Forged:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	7385
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Overview of Kagayaki Minecraft Server

Server Type	Vanilla+
Features	Improved Vanilla structures, Tectonic terrain generation, improved minecarts, timber, crafting tweaks, and more
Discord Link	Join Kagayaki Discord
Rules	Age 18+ ONLY: Mature players only No Cheating: No Xray, hacks, or game-breaking exploits No Griefing or Stealing: Plugin to monitor block history Be Respectful to other players: No racism or homophobia Be Respectful with PVP: PVP allowed only with consent Client Side Mods allowed: Sodium, Iris, Xaero’s Map, etc. Be Respectful with people’s territories: No ruining progress Report players privately to moderators
Featured Datapacks and Plugins	Datapacks: Vanilla Tweaks Improved Minecarts Dungeons and Tavern Improved Vanilla Structures Series Tectonic True Ending Plugins: Dynmaps Image2map
Server Location	NA West
Version	1.21.4

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Kagayaki Minecraft server?

A: Join the Discord using the link provided above and apply there.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to play on the server?

A: Yes, players must be 18 years or older to join.

Q: Can I use client-side mods while playing on the server?

A: Yes, client-side mods like Sodium, Iris, and Xaero’s Map are allowed.

Q: Is griefing or stealing allowed on the server?

A: No, there is a plugin in place to monitor block history and prevent griefing or stealing.

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.1

#youtube, 1.20.1, ai, AI learning, AI understanding, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, Live2D model, merch, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, Schedule, singing, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, Vtuber

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	175
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5510

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s run by this AI overlord called Neuro-sama, created by Vedal in 2018 to play osu! But get this, now she’s a VTuber with a TTS software and a Live2D model. She’s out here singing, playing games, and collabing with other VTubers. Join the madness at /swarm/ and welcome our new AI queen!

Check out her schedule: https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

And peep her links: Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai Official website: https://neurosama.com/

She even drops music and clips like “LIFE – Neuro-sama (Official Video)” – it’s wild: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM

If you’re into AI but clueless, she’s got educational stuff too: – AI explained: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y – How she knows what to say: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M – AI resources: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png

And there’s merch, VODs, game integration, and more craziness. Don’t miss out on this chaotic Minecraft server experience!

Roomie’s Love Shack

Boundaries, Communication, Conversation, dictator, discomfort, Frequency, friendship, home, living together, love, partner, Pay, Rent, Resentment, roomies, roommate, Shack, Space, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4854
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2727	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Towns Built:	10
Void Gems Collected:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic roommate drama you’ll ever witness! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of setting boundaries for your virtual roommates and their partners.

Imagine a world where your roommate’s partner invades your virtual space without permission, staying for weeks on end without even a heads up! But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our weekend-only partner policy. Because who needs privacy when you can have a third wheel in your virtual home every weekend?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the joy of confronting your roommate about their partner’s constant presence, only to have your feelings ignored time and time again. Will you be the hero who finally stands up for yourself, or will you continue to pay for a share of a space that feels more like a crowded party than a cozy home?

So join us on our server and ask yourself, are you the AITA for wanting a little peace and quiet in your virtual abode? The choice is yours, but remember, in this world, roommate drama is just a teleport away.

CraftyMemeLordz

2000s internet, 2010s internet, aim, Chat Rooms, CraftyMemeLordz, cyberbullying, dial-up internet, digital divide, flash games, internet culture, internet slang, memes, myspace, Nostalgia, online forums, online privacy, social media, tech evolution, viral videos, y2k, younger generation

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2576
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	193	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Crops Grown:	6186
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a nostalgic trip back to the 2000s and 2010s internet culture! Join us for a wild ride filled with dancing baby gifs, dramatic chipmunk videos, and Rickrolling galore.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Keyboard Cat, who will serenade you with catchy tunes as you build your pixelated empire. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nyan Cat roaming the virtual plains.

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us for a blast from the past? Come on in and experience the internet like never before!

YankCraft Server

American fighters, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Diplomacy, Duty, fallen heroes, foreign policy, HOMELAND, Honor, International, Military, Peacekeeping, Recovery, repatriation, sacrifice, Server, soldiers, Tragedy, Ukraine, united states, War, YankCraft

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7618
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	345
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Runes Activated:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where u can fight like an american hero in ukraine but without the dying part!!! we bring u the most realistic war experience in minecraft, complete with explosions, airstrikes, and even a special mission to bring back the bodies of fallen soldiers (don’t worry, it’s just pixels lol). join now and show off ur skills in battle, just make sure to watch out for creepers and griefers, they’re the real enemy here. so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let’s bring those american fighters home in style!

CanalCrazeCraft

canal, CanalCrazeCraft, central america, diplomatic relations, Economic importance, foreign policy, government position, Infrastructure, international relations, Latin America, Maritime trade, national pride, Négotiation, ownership, panama, panama canal, political stance, president, regional stability, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8403
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

so, like, you know how we have this totally rad minecraft server, right? well, let me tell you, it’s like the Panama Canal of minecraft servers. our president (yeah, we have a president) says there’s no negotiation about ownership of this server. it’s ours, baby.

why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. one time, a creeper tried to blow up our spawn point, but our president swooped in like a superhero and saved the day. now, that creeper is our mascot.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every time you log on.

so, come join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server. just remember, there’s no negotiation about ownership. it’s ours, baby.

Bellum Totius Orbis

alliances, Bellum, Chaos, create mod, Discord, Experience, Factions, Fortifications, Guns, historical, Immersive, ip地址, Machinery, Minecraft, Modded, nation, orbis, Server, strategy, Survival, Technology, Totius, War, world-building

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6345
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dimension Hops:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Welcome to Bellum Totius Orbis – World at War Minecraft Server!

Step into the chaos of World War I with historical accuracy, advanced machinery, nation-building, and faction-based gameplay.

Server Details

Server IP	71.179.35.19:25565
Discord	Join Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the theme of the server?	The server focuses on World War I with historical accuracy and advanced machinery.
How can I create my nation?	Head to #nations-creation-and-adverties on Discord to create your nation using the pinned format.
Can I invite friends to join?	Yes, we encourage you to invite friends who are interested and will follow the server’s rules.
How can I start playing on the server?	Join the server using the provided IP address and start shaping the world in this immersive WW1 experience.

Emo Style Revival 1.20.6

1.20.6, emo, emo accessories, emo aesthetic, emo bands, emo boys, emo clothing, emo culture, emo fashion, emo girls, Emo Hair, emo lifestyle, emo makeup, emo music, emo nostalgia, emo punk, emo revival, emo rock, Emo Scene, emo style, emo subculture, emo trend, Revival, Style

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9060
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ores Mined:	2633	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Yo, bro, do you miss the days when chicks were all about that emo style? Like, straight up, the 2000s were lit AF, am I right?

Join our Minecraft server and relive those glory days! We got pixelated emo hair, black eyeliner for your blocky avatar, and even a special crafting recipe for skinny jeans!

Don’t be a poser, join now and let’s bring back the emo revolution to Minecraft! Emo is not dead, it’s just respawned in our server, bro!

PupCraft Minecraft Server

critical care, dog behavior, dog care, dog commands, dog health, dog park, dog safety, dog supervision, dog training, dog walker, dog-friendly apartment complex, emergency vet bills, financial responsibility, Minecraft, pet emergencies, pet insurance, PupCraft, responsible pet ownership, Rover, Server, toxic ingestion, toxic plants, vet expenses

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	593
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Mines Excavated:	1420	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Love Letters Sent:	18

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts!

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging deadly coontie plant seeds while trying to survive and thrive in a dog-friendly apartment complex landscape.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that even the emergency vet will be on standby, ready to save your virtual pet from certain doom. Will you be able to navigate the treacherous terrain and keep your dog safe from toxic plants, or will you need to call in the dog walker for some extra help?

Join now for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. And remember, always pay your dog walker through Rover to avoid any costly vet bills. See you in the game, and may the coontie plant seeds be ever in your favor!

CouchPotatoRoomieCraft

Communication, Conflict Resolution, Couch, CouchPotatoRoomieCraft, Furniture, inherited couch, landscaping business, late night tv, personal space, roommate agreement, roommate boundaries, roommate compromise, roommate discomfort., roommate discussion, roommate etiquette, roommate living situation, roommates, second bed, sleep on couch, uncomfortable roommate, work from home

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2024
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where couches are for sleeping, not for sitting! Join us and experience the thrill of finding the perfect couch to claim as your own, only to have your roommate steal it away every night. Will you fight for your rightful spot on the couch, or will you be banished to your room forever?

Our server is perfect for those who love a good challenge, whether it’s navigating the treacherous terrain of your living room to reach the coveted couch, or strategizing how to reclaim your rightful throne. And don’t worry, our friendly community is always here to offer support and advice on how to deal with couch-hogging roommates.

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate battle for couch supremacy. Who will emerge victorious in the war of the living room? Join now and find out!

BlockBuster100

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4622
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ores Mined:	6606

Are you tired of watching the same movie over and over again? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can watch the epic saga of Steve and his adventures in blocky land a hundred times and still not get sick of it! Join us for non-stop entertainment as Steve battles creepers, builds epic structures, and maybe even finds true love with a pig named Bacon. Who needs Hollywood when you have our server? Join now for the ultimate movie marathon experience!

Kinetic Craftrealm 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, adaptation, Anime, Characters, comedy, Craftrealm, cult classic, discussion, episodes, fan favorite, Kinetic, Kinnikuman, long-running series, Manga, new, Nostalgia, ongoing, Perfect Origin arc, SEASON 2, Storyline, SuperHero, wrestling

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5572
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! This server is like the ultimate Minecraft anime crossover event, like, seriously. We’re talking Season 2 of the Perfect Origin arc, where you can literally live out your wildest anime fantasies in blocky form.

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can build your own anime-inspired creations, battle epic bosses, and maybe even find some hidden anime references scattered throughout the server. It’s like a treasure hunt for otakus, man.

Plus, our community is lit AF. We’ve got players from all over the world who are just as obsessed with anime as you are. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy Minecraft anime world and let your inner weeb run wild. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

BabysitFree Minecraft Server

BabysitFree, Babysitting, Boundaries, Break, Communication, compromise, custody, family, grudge, Minecraft, new lady, opinion, parenting, personal time, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Socialize, Support, tired, UNFAIR, Valentine’s Day, vent

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6528
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Farms Harvested:	958
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Looking for a break from real-life parenting responsibilities? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you don’t have to worry about making meals or doing laundry!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially if you’re feeling like an extra in your own home. Take a break from babysitting your grandkids and immerse yourself in a virtual world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest castle or mining for diamonds.

Plus, with our Valentine’s Day event coming up, you won’t have to worry about being asked to babysit while your son goes out with his new lady friend. Join our server and make plans for yourself this Valentine’s Day – you deserve it!

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because in our Minecraft server, the only thing you’ll be mining is blocks, not babysitting duties!

Adopt-a-RageCraft

acceptance, AdoptaRageCraft, Adopted, anger, biological family, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, Honesty, Identity, parents, reconciliation, relationships, Resentment, Secrets, Self Discovery, uncovering truth, Understanding

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9547
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Dimension Hops:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Crops Grown:	4333	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Are you tired of feeling like you don’t fit in? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of family secrets! Our server is filled with adventure and excitement, perfect for anyone looking to find their true place in the world.

Just like the OP, who discovered they were adopted at 17, you too can uncover hidden truths and forge new connections. Dive into our virtual world and explore the possibilities of a new family – one that doesn’t keep secrets or call you ungrateful for seeking the truth.

Join us now and embark on a journey of self-discovery and gratitude, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who needs a dysfunctional family when you have a Minecraft community that welcomes you with open arms? Don’t wait, join today and leave the drama behind!

CraftyRomania Minecraft Server

Alliance, controversial remarks, CraftyRomania, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, european union, far right, foreign ministry, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, official statement, Politics, presidential candidate, Romanian, Server, solidarity, SOVEREIGNTY, Statements, Support, Ukraine

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4296
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	154	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Animals Bred:	56
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join cuz the Romanian Foreign Ministry is like, all about supporting Ukraine’s sovereignty, ya know? and this one time, this far-right Romanian presidential candidate was like, “yo, Ukraine, you’re cool,” and everyone was like, “whaaaaat?” but then the Foreign Ministry was like, “nah, bro, we got Ukraine’s back, no worries.” so, like, if you wanna be part of a server that’s got that kind of drama goin’ on, you gotta join this one. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground disco where the mods party all night long. it’s gonna be lit, fam. join now or forever hold your peace.