TalentlessTurtle Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob and want to show off your non-existent talents? Look no further, because our SMP is the perfect place for you to shine like a diamond hoe in the sun! Join us and unleash your inner Minecraft pro, even if your only talent is accidentally falling into lava every five minutes.

We have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server with their egg-splosive powers. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathered tyranny? The choice is yours, but beware, they have a strict “no featherless humans allowed” policy.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is home to the legendary block whisperer, who can communicate with blocks on a spiritual level. Rumor has it that they once convinced a diamond ore to turn into a stack of diamonds just by telling it a really funny joke. Will you be able to unlock the secrets of the block whisperer and become a master of block communication?

So come on down to our crazy SMP and show off your lack of talent in the most epic way possible! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft sensation… or at least the next viral meme.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	18
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mines Excavated:	4711
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Clovercraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Whitelist

Clovercraft is an 18+ whitelisted community SMP. Join us to explore the SMP world, build together with new friends, and party at our regular monthly Discord events!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CzechBox

PvP, Survival

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you meet exciting battles in the Boxfight minigame! We are home to passionate gamers who love intense indoor battles. Our Boxfight mini-game offers fast and exciting matches where you have to react quickly, move strategically and land accurate punches to win. Join us and prove that you are the best fighter far and wide. But that’s not all, we still have the Survival minigame where you can relax and show everyone how well you can build. So don’t hesitate and join us!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Zero-Bit

Skyblock, Survival Games

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

The Cosmos 2

Creative, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The Cosmos 2 is a Sci-Fi themed Survival server which offers a unique space-faring Survival experience.FEATURES:• Survival Galaxy • Movecraft • Economy • Towny • TARDIS Plugin • Special weapons (Lightsabers, Blasters, Snipers, and more!) • Unique server-exclusive custom mobs + items • Donator perks (exclusive pets, /hat, /nick, and more!)

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	342	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Dragons Tamed:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magic Items Found:	7189	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Avalon

MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. But you don’t have to fight evil alone… You can join a town, or create your own town and invite others. Will you find all of Avalon’s secrets, and conquer the Great Evil?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Metallic Box

PvP

A super unique Minehut server with so much content, and great at work staff, join for the best server experience you will ever have!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7762	Void Armor Forged:	26
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Mondacraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Mondacraft SurvivalSpeak it! The best server on the Colombian coast is back.We are taking the reins of our community again and we hope to continue growing much more, and also to join the rest of the internet and video game communities.We are a kind and friendly server that enjoys company and playing with friends, all players have access to different commands and kits at the start of the game to achieve different things or facilitate their progress.We are a 24/7 server that improves and optimizes every day, enter now and have fun!Store: https://mondacraft.tebex.io/ Discord: http://discord.mondacraft.com/

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	413	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

TavernCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

TavernCraft was first founded by a group of friends who were interested in playing minecraft together in their own private world, where they could customise their own minecraft experience. Overtime, the server was made public to share our work and creation with like-minded players who are looking to join in on the fun. Since then, TavernCraft has gradually grown into a budding community of friendly players who come together to have fun.Today, TavernCraft is a medieval themed server that currently supports the survival and creative gamemode from 1.8 to 1.19.2. The staff team has put in immense effort to setup the server, including features like dungeons, leaderboards and events while ensuring things stay friendly and enjoyable for both new and old players alike! Join our close knit community and begin your adventure with us today!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Star Shards Collected:	152
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MineScape

Creative, PvE, Survival

IMMERSIVE Utilizing resourcepacks MineScape is designed to look and feel like RuneScape, start your new adventures with an awesome communityPICTURESQUE Beautifully crafted by hand map, take cinematic screenshots and post them online!HIGHSCORES Be the best you can be, show off your skills and compete to get closer to the top of our highscoresFRIENDLY The MineScape community welcomes everyoneCREATIVE SERVER Build with our unique blocks and to your hearts desires, show off to your builds to friends on our creative plots server

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Towns Built:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Badcraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Void Armor Forged:	16
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

OraclePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

OraclePvP is a new OneChunk Minecraft server where players must be smart and creative to make the most of the tiny 16×16 chunk everything happens on. It offers tons of excellent features, from spawners, boss battles, and quests to PvP duels and more. Players can buy lifetime ranks, crate keys, tools, and kits from the server store, and although their space may be limited, their adventures are not! Join OraclePvP now to experience the best OneChunk server for Minecraft!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9117	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Gods Slained:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Potions Brewed:	63

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!