TalentlessButCool | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to showcase your not-so-useful talents like juggling chickens, speaking in reverse, or reciting the alphabet backward while doing a handstand. We embrace all the weird and wonderful talents that make you, well, you!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with our feathered friends in ways you never thought possible. Rumor has it that the chickens even help you mine diamonds if you can impress them with your best chicken impression.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama grooming or underwater basket weaving along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Crops Grown:	1327
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Fieldcraft

Fan of PvP? So come and play on the Fieldcraft PvP Factions server, lots of things await you like HungerGames, War, Spleef etc… Lag-free server! Join more than 80 people connected per evening, regular events are organized every day, plugins translated and created by us to guarantee you a unique game mode. You will never get bored, we create new games every week! Join the community now!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Buid-Hive – The Walls

On our The Walls Server you have 15 mins Time to get weapons and equipment, after this 15 mins the walls will drop and you are able to fight.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

VumCraft

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	31

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

COBEL

FREEBUILD ECONOMY FACTIONS SURVIVAL GAMES PAINTBALL MOBARENA

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	53	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	313	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Kotoba Miners

Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

TeamSpeak: voice.kotobaminers.org. Welcome!! Welcome! Hello all, and welcome to Kotoba Miners! Hello, I’m cheapsh0t, the administrator of this server. What to expect: How our server works: A friendly and polite community (including the staff!!) consisting of Japanese and English speaking players. Friendly Japanese and foreign players Opportunities to practice your English/Japanese in a safe and comforting environment. The perfect environment to practice English and Japanese Weekly lessons: http://www.kotobaminers.org/events/weekly So, if you want to join a friendly community of native and non-native English speakers, join today!!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Zapple Nation

This server has CTF Paintball and spleef we are working on adding more as you read this. Admins are friendly. The games are fun. And No Whitelist!!! Rules 1. Be Nice 2. No Hacking 3. No asking for op 4. Try not to swear 5. No Spamming 6. No Advertising 7. No offensive Buildeings 8. No 1×1 Towers 9. No Full Cap messages 10. Don’t Bug the Admins

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Enchantments Applied:	197
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Worldofemilys Server

Worldofemilys server! HeadDrops mineable spawners factions and more!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftCity

Precious stones protection (Obsidian). SMP, PVP, Skyblock Co-Op, creative and hardcore maps (Multiverse).

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

TheSkyCraftiers

Economy, Factions, Skyblock, Survival

So far we offer: ● Survival, (Vanilla) (Hardcore factions) ● Skyblock ● Creative ● Minigames ● Prison

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Just2Play

Just2Play awaits you with PvP plugins,party MobArena and much more!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

JustPVP

Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding

Why not come and start your Minecraft adventure at TNTCraft?

Thats fine, we have it all sorted for you!

Running Factions, ObsidianDestroyer, MobArena and plenty of custom plugins

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

BlockHeads

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

100 percent Vanilla, All Natural, with No Added Plug-ins or Artificial Mods… pure Minecraft. True Survival with no kits, no ranks… everybody on same playing level.

No Plug-ins means that we always run the latest version of mc, no waiting for latest version for REAL up-to-date Minecraft enthusiasts that are looking for a REAL Challenge!

BlockHeads is “deliberately different” from the other servers. We strive to provide a family friendly place for die-hard MineCraft lovers who enjoy struggling to survive. If you are looking for special privileges this is NOT the server for you. Players will have to WORK to achieve greatness. everyone has equal game-related abilities and privileges, there are NO OP players. The rules are SIMPLE: Play MineCraft… Have Fun… Dont Annoy People. If you find joy in annoying other people… you won’t last long here. If you are ready for a challenge… come join us!

Latest Version ◊ Real Survival ◊ Real Vanilla

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Bubbas Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

ABOUT Bubba’s Survival [IP: mc.BubbasSurvival.com]

1.8.3 compatible Minecraft Server Herobrine Awaits You! Yes the legend is true…! Bubbas SURVIVAL has a beautiful spawn world, 2 Survival worlds, easy and hard modes, SkyBlock and Creative. Very friendly, nice and easygoing mature staff atmosphere. Do you want to play SURVIVAL only? Do you miss they way MineCraft was meant to be played? Look no further… We are an American based server with up to 100 slots, A claiming system in place to protect your precious builds from unwanted griefers. We are setup with MCBans, Prism, GroupManager, Essentials, WorldGuard, WorldEdit, GriefProtection, Dynmap and World Border. Ranks are: Owner, Admin, Mod, Trustee, Master, Expert, Adept and Default player. You can set homes by naming them, TP to friends and back home again. TP BACK to the unfortunate death spot to pick up all you hard mining work you will never loose again. Helpful and friendly staff. Build a house, build a town or build a city… Go out there and SURVIVE with friends or go at it alone. come join the fun and get started up with a small community of friends. We take care of each other…

Hope to see you soon… Look us up on the website at: http://www.BubbasSurvival.com

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Dimensions Apart Novus

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

Dimensions Apart: Novus brings back all of the things you love about survival economy and more. With just a kit of wooden tools, you are forced to go out into the wilderness and work your way up from rags to riches. You have access to a balanced economy where you are free to buy and sell your worth. There are infinite resources at your disposal, from traders in Novus to other players scattered across the continent. You are never without endless adventure, adrenaline, and opportunity on Dimensions Apart.

Starting Off: When you first join, you will be in Novus, the spawn town of the world of Dimensions Apart. Novus is home to a myriad of shops, traders, rental spaces, apartments, market stalls, and exploration. Your first kit is noticeable as it contains diamonds among other goods. You are given the opportunity to start by walking through a simple portal to enter a dimension of your choice where you will meet other players and monsters.

The world is divided into quadrants, with roads segmenting them. You will get to know the players in your area, as you depend on them for materials not found at spawn and also for companions in quests and common travel. It is great advice to make friends and get to know and trust those closest to you.

Welcome to a different world of nostalgia, challenges, and intrigue. Welcome to Dimensions Apart: Novus.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Derp Islands

Derpislands is a Bukkit server running off of the latest beta or recommended build. The server features an Essentials economy with Citizens and block logging with Logblocks. Once spawned you’ll have direct access to the spawn world, and it’s nether. The server offers multiple world and gametypes from vanilla survival, player-versus-player survival, creative, and several quarry worlds that can be accessed through an optional registration at our forums, derpislands.com.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.