TalentBoastin’ SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7837
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Towns Built:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23

New Minecraft Servers

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the most lit place to be, trust me. Like, the admins are all unicorns or something, and they grant wishes to players who find the rarest block in the game. And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party every Friday night where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. It’s wild, man.

But that’s not even the best part. The whole server is actually floating on a giant taco in the sky. Yeah, you heard me right, a taco. And if you manage to build a house out of cheese, you get a pet dragon that farts rainbows. It’s insane, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that there’s a secret society of llamas who control the economy? Yeah, they trade emeralds for cookies and diamonds for bubble gum. It’s a total mind trip, but it’s so worth it.

So, if you wanna join this crazy adventure and show off your talent for building the weirdest stuff ever, then you gotta hop on this server, bro. It’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before, I swear.

Blocky Cough Outbreak

2024.., Adults, blocky, Cases Surge, children, Contagious, cough, Disease, Epidemic, health, highest number, Oregon, outbreak, Prevention, public health, record high, respiratory illness, Since 1950, States, U.S, vaccination, whooping cough

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9830
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing surging is the FUN! we got more cases of whooping laughter than oregon has whooping cough cases, y’all! in 2024, we recorded the highest number of LOLs since 1950! why suffer from whooping cough when you can be whooping it up on our server?! join now for a wheeze-tastic time!

Bismarck

agriculture, bismarck, Claims, discord server, Dynmap, Food, Immersive Engineering, Map, Modded, modlist, Modpack Information, muskets, Recruits, small ships, Steampunk, stock market, valkyien skies, victorian era, workers

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1209
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	New Chunks Explored:	153235
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Bismarck Modded Earth Server
Year	1836
Theme	Victorian Era – Steampunk

Server Features:

Stock Market
Economy
Create
Valkyien Skies
Immersive Engineering
Muskets
Small Ships
Recruits – Workers
Many Food/Agriculture Mods

Modlist: View Modlist

Map with Claims: Dynmap

Minecraft Server IP Address: bismarck.minecraft.bz

Server and Modpack Information: Discord Server

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the theme of the server?	The theme is Victorian Era – Steampunk.
What can players do on the server?	Players can colonize lands, engage in politics and diplomacy, trade, participate in the economy and stock market, roleplay, build, and engage in PVP.
Is there a stock market on the server?	Yes, there is a stock market feature.
Are there any specific mods available on the server?	Yes, there are mods such as Valkyien Skies, Immersive Engineering, Muskets, Small Ships, and many others.

Mystic Realm 1.21

mystic, Realm

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1271
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Ores Mined:	6766
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question reality!

We have so much fun, you’ll be tripping balls and swallowing your own cum from last night’s fuck in no time!

Why join? Because where else can you experience such outrageous adventures and mind-bending activities in a blocky virtual world?

Don’t miss out on the craziness – join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

LuxuryTripsVsBasicNeeds Minecraft Server

basic needs, caregiving, community support, disability pension, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, Father, financial strain, financial support, legal action, luxury trips, LuxuryTripsVsBasicNeeds, mental health, Minecraft, neglect, parental responsibilities, pushing for help, schizophrenia, separation, Server, Siblings, Tough Decisions

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7362
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a virtual escape from real-life drama like you’ve never seen before! Join us and leave all your family issues behind, because here, the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds!

Embark on a journey with us, just like our player who had to navigate life independently at a young age. Build your own empire, just like they built a new life for themselves and their brother. And don’t worry about financial struggles, because in our server, the only currency you need is creativity and determination!

Forget about asking your father for help, because here, the only thing you’ll be asking for is more building materials and resources. And if anyone tries to twist the situation, just block them like you would a troll in the game!

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only thing you’ll need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a skyscraper next. Who needs luxury trips when you can travel to the ends of the Minecraft world with just a click of a button? Join us now and let’s craft some memories together!

ConcertNoFriendNoGo

carpool, Clique, Concert, ConcertNoFriendNoGo, Driving, driving solo, EXCLUDED, excluded from plans, Friend, group of friends, Invitation, large stadium, long distance, overreacting, Parking, Plans, SELLING, Solo, Stadium, Stubborn, ticket

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6292
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Come join our Minecraft server where you will never feel excluded or left out like this poor soul at a concert! We promise not to leave you stranded like a solo driver at a concert parking lot. Our server is like a big happy family where everyone is included and welcomed with open arms, unlike some so-called friends out there.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being the odd one out or feeling like you don’t belong. We have a vibrant community of players who are always ready to welcome new members with open arms. No cliques here, just good old-fashioned fun and friendship.

So why drive solo to a boring concert when you can join our epic Minecraft server and be a part of something truly special? Say goodbye to exclusion and hello to endless adventures and laughter. Join us today and let the good times roll!

TrudeauFanatic Minecraft SMP

American, Canada, Canadians, Democracy, Economy, elections, Government, international relations, justin trudeau, leader, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, North America, Opinions, policies, Politics, prime minister, public opinion, reddit, smp, Social Issues, TrudeauFanatic, Voting

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4263
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, even Justin Trudeau would want to join (if he wasn’t busy being a prime minister and all).

Join our server for a chance to build a giant igloo with Justin Trudeau himself! That’s right, he’s taking a break from politics to show off his building skills in Minecraft. And rumor has it, he’s a pro at pixel art too.

But that’s not all! We’ve got polar bears riding minecarts, moose with diamond armor, and maple syrup flowing like waterfalls. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground hockey rink where you can challenge Trudeau to a game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most Canadian Minecraft adventure of your life, eh! Sorry, not sorry!

TipsyCraft

alcohol consumption, alcohol effects, alcohol influences, alcohol tolerance, alcohol-induced emotions, alcohol-related behavior, binge drinking, drinking habits, drinking patterns, Drunk, Drunkenness, horny drunk, intoxicated behavior, mean drunk, party behavior, personality traits when drunk, sleepy drunk, social drinking, TipsyCraft, types of drunk

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2387
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Towns Built:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server and let your inner drunk out to play!

We have a special potion in our server that will turn your character into a hilarious drunk version of themselves. Are you a mean drunk who likes to grief other players’ builds? Or maybe you’re a horny drunk who flirts with every villager you come across. Or perhaps you’re a sleepy drunk who just passes out in random places.

Join us for a wild and wacky time as you navigate through our server in a drunken stupor. Just be careful not to fall off any cliffs or get into too much trouble, because in our server, anything can happen when you’re under the influence of our special potion.

So come join us and let loose on our crazy Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of drunk you’ll be!

FarRightCraft Minecraft Server

austrian, Coalition, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, Democracy, elections, Europe, european union, extremism, far right, FarRightCraft, Government, History, leadership, mandate, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, populist, power, Server, world war II

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5126
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7775	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44

come join our epic minecraft server where we have austrian far right leaders trying to lead the game since world war II! yea, you heard that right, we got crazy politicians running around trying to build a government in minecraft. it’s like a virtual reality show but with blocks and creepers. who knows what kind of chaos they’ll bring to the server, so come join the fun and see if you can survive the political madness. plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? join now and let’s make minecraft great again!

NukeCraftExchange

atomic energy, bilateral agreement, Diplomacy, ENERGY, facilitate, foreign affairs, global stability, India, international relations, nonproliferation, nuclear cooperation, NukeCraftExchange, peaceful use, policy, regulations, REMOVE, SECURITY, strategic partnership, technology transfer, Trade, US

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3423
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, just like how US is removing regulations for India, we are removing all the boring rules and restrictions on our server! it’s gonna be a nuclear explosion of fun and craziness! join us if you wanna experience the wildest adventures in Minecraft, like, you won’t believe the stuff that happens here. we have secret underground bases, where you can pretend to be a spy or a super villain, it’s up to you! and the best part is, our community is super friendly and welcoming, so you’ll never feel left out. come join us and let’s make some radioactive memories together!

DystroCraft: Muscle Madness

dmd, Duchenne muscular dystrophy, dystrobrevin, DystroCraft, Dystrophin, genetic disorder, groundbreaking study, madness, Muscle, muscle degeneration, muscle disease, muscle function, muscle health, muscle pathology, muscle pathology analysis, Muscle Proteins, muscle regeneration, muscle research, muscle stability, muscle therapy, muscle treatment, muscle weakness, protein interactions

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5570
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

join dis amazin minecraft server where u can build muscles like u never seen before!! we got dystrophin and dystrobrevin proteins workin together to make u STRONGER than ever!! forget bout DMD, we got u covered with our magical proteins and crazy muscles!! come join da fun and get ripped in minecraft like never before!!

GOMI.KRAFT Minecraft server

Adventure, banner, BUILD, Community, Creative, description, Friends, Fun, GOMI.KRAFT, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, OWNER, personal account, Play, Server, Survival, tags

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4549
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Void Gems Collected:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

The owner of the “GOMI.KRAFT” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gominohito.aternos.me:45150

OrbitMC

Active, Community, Experience, Fun, Gaming, get involved, hermitcraft, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, Play, Player Shops, Positive, Season, Server, smp, Staff, Staff Team, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4006
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Villages Defended:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Potions Brewed:	84

Welcome to OrbitMC!
We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

If you are interested in joining our community:
Check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!
https://linktr.ee/orbitmc

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	To join OrbitMC, visit our Linktree (https://linktr.ee/orbitmc) for ways to get involved and join the server. Once you join, make sure to get whitelisted to play!
What is a semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server?	A semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server is a server that maintains the core Minecraft gameplay experience while adding some quality-of-life enhancements and community features.
How active is the staff team on OrbitMC?	Our staff team is very active and dedicated to ensuring that all players have a positive and enjoyable experience on the server.
Is OrbitMC suitable for all ages?	OrbitMC is a family-friendly server suitable for players of all ages. Our community maintains a positive and welcoming environment for everyone.

Crimson Realm – Haachama 1.21.4

#youtube, 1.21.4, Ban RTA, boo, BUTA, cover, Crimson, Gaming, Girl with pink hair, Haachama, Haachama Dark Web, Haachama World, Infinity, Japanese vtuber, music cover, pink hair, Realm, Red Heart, twitter, Unmedicated hope edition, virtual youtuber, はあちゃま, ブタサンダー, 赤井はあと

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2132
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Chimeras Created:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a pack of rabid llamas on a sugar high? Well, look no further, because this server is like diving headfirst into a pool of rainbow-colored Jello while riding a unicorn made of pure chaos!

Forget about boring old servers with their basic builds and predictable players. On this server, you’ll find YouTubers with more energy than a toddler on a caffeine binge, Twitter feeds that will make your brain melt, and covers of songs that will make you question reality itself.

Join us on this wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your imaginary unicorn, and get ready for a Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and wondering if you’ve accidentally stumbled into an alternate dimension. See you there, or not, who even knows anymore?

ExVehicEx Drama Minecraft Server

aita, Boundary, coffee, Communication, Conflict, Drama, ENTITLEMENT, ex, ExVehicEx, gas, Insight, insurance, lying.., Miles, Minecraft, passenger, progressive snapshot, relationship, Server, Shady, time frames, Tracking, Trust, Vehicle

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	972
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Chimeras Created:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of dealing with shady exes who think they can do whatever they want with your car? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t find any ex-boyfriends sneaking around in your virtual vehicles here.

Join our server and experience a world where boundaries are respected and coffee runs are strictly solo affairs. No more tracking miles or worrying about who’s getting a ride in your car – on our server, the only thing you’ll be tracking is how many diamonds you’ve mined.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and leave the drama at the door. Who needs a lying ex when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead? It’s a lot more fun, we promise!

ExDogNoEx_GF

aita, Blind, brain damage, Cheating, custody, dehydration, dog, ex, ExDogNoEx_GF, Feeding, medical bills, moving out, puppy, seizures, social media, special needs, stolen dog, Walking, water bowl, xxl bully

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7689
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	366
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ores Mined:	1541
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server and experience the drama, the thrill, and the insanity of virtual pet ownership gone wrong!

Reasons to join: 1. Our server is so crazy, it’ll make your ex’s behavior look tame in comparison. 2. Experience the thrill of protecting your virtual dog from potential break-ins and dog-nappings. 3. Special needs pets? We’ve got ’em! Our server is full of unique challenges, just like that blind, brain-damaged xxl bully who can’t resist drinking every puddle in sight.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaotic world of Minecraft pet ownership. Who knows, you might just come out on top – with your dog, your sanity, and maybe even a few new friends along the way!