New Minecraft Servers

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Welcome to the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their house into a giant potato. Yes, you heard that right. A potato house. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll experience here. From building roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere to organizing llama races through the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where the creepers are the DJs, a floating island made entirely of cake, and a hidden treasure chest filled with nothing but stacks and stacks of dirt. Why dirt, you ask? Because why not!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing until your sides hurt and scratching your head in confusion at the sheer absurdity of it all, then look no further. Join us today and leave a pepe at the door – you’re gonna need all the good luck you can get!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.minewind.net
New Server IP

  • Macaco’s Minecraft Server

    Macaco’s Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further than the duality of macacozil! This server is so wild, it once had a creeper ride a pig into battle against an army of skeletons. And guess what? The creeper won!

    Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying llama while battling a dragon with a diamond pickaxe. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a Castle out of TNT and see who can blow it up the fastest” competition? Trust us, it’s a blast!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground city filled with talking cows who will give you quests to find the rarest items in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that shoots lightning bolts when you swing it.

    So why wait? Join the duality of macacozil today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Wuthering Waves Minecraft SMP General

    Wuthering Waves Minecraft SMP General

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    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make your dreams come true? Well, look no further than our server, where a message arrived in a dream and led us to Rinascita! Join us for insane events like the Resonator Showcase with Camellya, where you can get your hands on the Seed of Fate. Need a sword? We’ve got the Red Spring weapon banner waiting for you. And don’t forget about our 7-day sign-in event, the Gifts of Fleeting Dreams – because who doesn’t love free stuff? Dive into the Somnium Labyrinth and take on the Phantasm Amass in the Depths of Illusive Realm. Check out our timeline, rewards, and media contents for all the juicy details. And hey, if you need a break from all the action, we’ve got codes and emotes to keep you entertained. So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky world of Wuthering Waves today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • No No No Minecraft Server

    No No No Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to save the day with a whole new level of insanity!

    Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and zombies break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to stop by for a game of bingo!

    But that’s not all – we have exclusive mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Parkour with Lava Pits” that will have you on the edge of your seat (or falling into a pit of lava, but hey, it’s all in good fun!).

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Audiogenomics Minecraft SMP

    Audiogenomics Minecraft SMP

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    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old health potions that just don’t cut it? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on our wacky SMP where our resident mad scientist is cooking up some seriously whacko psychotronic medications in his basement lab. Who needs regular old health potions when you can have potions that make you run faster, jump higher, and even turn you into a chicken for a day? Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Get your free pass now and join the madness at https://www.patreon.com/36N9Genetics/redeem/8299D!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • ⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

    ⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

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    Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

    ⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

    ⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

    Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

    ⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

    ⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

    ⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

    ⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

    ⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

    ⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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    TOPAK.MCMCMC.NET

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • She’s a Minecraft server

    She’s a Minecraft server

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    Join our Minecraft server if you want to find out the answer to the age-old question: How old is she again? Our server is filled with mysterious characters and hidden secrets, including a secret NPC who claims to know the answer but will only reveal it to those who can solve his riddles. Rumor has it that the number changes every time you ask, so good luck keeping up! Join now for a chance to uncover the truth and maybe even win a prize for cracking the code. Just don’t be surprised if the answer turns out to be as elusive as the Loch Ness Monster riding a unicorn through a rainbow.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Weak Jawline Minecraft SMP Prodigy

    Weak Jawline Minecraft SMP Prodigy

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    Are you tired of being the laughing stock of the Minecraft world with your weak jawline and lack of facial hair? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret potion that will give you the manliest jawline and the bushiest beard you’ve ever seen! Join us and become the envy of all your friends as you strut around with your newfound ruggedness.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that has the power to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Yes, you heard that right. One swing of this sword and your foes will be hopping around in cute little bunny suits, unable to harm a hair on your perfectly sculpted chin.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft stud with a jawline of steel and a beard to rival even the most majestic of dwarves. Plus, who wouldn’t want to wield a sword that turns enemies into bunnies? It’s a win-win situation, really.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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    Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’s like the Daily Mail Australia reporting on a scandalous story about a transgender OnlyFans model named Kay Manuel. But don’t worry, we won’t out you or cause chaos in your life like they did to poor Kay.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of sleeping with 75 legally-aged school leavers within the first two days at Schoolies…virtually, of course! Our community is so welcoming and inclusive, you’ll feel right at home as you embark on outrageous adventures and create insane stories of your own.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and your wildest imagination. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Minecraft SMP: Fat Gardens – Chunky Plants, Buggy Bugs, and Sassy Snakes

    Minecraft SMP: Fat Gardens – Chunky Plants, Buggy Bugs, and Sassy Snakes

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    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – /fgds/ – Fat Gardens: Fat Plants, Bugs, and Snakes General (ft. tips)! Why join, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that marries fatbug and fatgarden into one glorious fat general? Not to mention, we’ve got snakes, arachnids, and fungi galore – it’s a wild ride, my friend.

    But that’s not all! Our server is dedicated to public service fatties who work tirelessly to make our lives comfy and cozy, especially during the holiday season. They deserve some gratuity, don’t they? And tips don’t just have to be monetary – we’re talking about all kinds of creative ways to show appreciation. QotT: what’s the best way to tip? What kinds of tips are there for fatties? Join us and find out!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just take a look at our thread highlights – from Wurmple conductors to Bug Alien Princesses, we’ve got it all. Plus, who wouldn’t want to hear the legendary Godseeker story or meet the Blind Venusaur? It’s a world of wonder and wackiness that you won’t find anywhere else.

    So come on, join us on /fgds/ and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. And remember, for God so loved the world, that he gave his only Son – but he also gave us this amazing Minecraft SMP. Don’t miss out!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • CraftyGate – Minecraft Server

    CraftyGate – Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with female Tieflings, Tav Edition!

    Watch our PC trailer where Tieflings roam free and cause chaos: [insert crazy link here]

    But wait, there’s more! Check out our PS5 trailer where Tieflings take over the world: [insert even crazier link here]

    Patch 7 is now live, where Tieflings get even more mischievous: [link to non-existent patch notes]

    Patch 6 is also live, where Tieflings learn new tricks: [link to non-existent patch notes]

    And don’t forget about Patch 5, where Tieflings… well, you get the idea: [link to non-existent patch notes]

    Join our Wiki where you can learn all about the world of Tieflings: [link to non-existent wiki]

    Want to mod your game? Check out our mods that will make your Tiefling experience even crazier: [link to non-existent mods]

    Have burning questions about Tieflings? We’ve got answers:

    – Q: How often should I long rest? A: Long rest often to see all the crazy companion interactions with Tieflings!

    – Q: Can I recruit Minthara without going down the evil path? A: Knock her out in Act 1 and miss out on the sex scene, but still get the romance!

    – Q: Underdark or Mountain Pass? A: Both! Explore both for maximum Tiefling fun!

    – Q: Is The Dark Urge essentially “Tav+”? A: Yes, get even more content with Tieflings, but watch out for losing companions!

    – Q: Are there any consequences to consuming tadpoles? A: Nope, just watch out for that DC21 Wisdom check!

    – Q: Should I enable Karmic Dice? A: Only if you want to avoid extreme rolls, otherwise, go wild with your Tiefling adventures!

    Take our polls to decide the fate of Tieflings on our server:

    – Romance: [link to ridiculous poll] – Race: [link to even more ridiculous poll] – Class: [link to insanely ridiculous poll] – Companions: [link to absurdly ridiculous poll]

    Join our server now for a pasta-filled, Tiefling extravaganza! Previous players can attest to the craziness that awaits you: [link to non-existent thread]

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Kouki’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

    Kouki’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop chaos and hilarity!

    Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken King and the Potato Queen for control over the server’s food supply. Will the chickens lay enough eggs to overthrow the potatoes? Only time will tell!

    But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join their cause or fight against the fluffy uprising?

    And let’s not forget about the legendary quest for the Golden Kouki, a rare and powerful item that will grant its wielder unlimited power and a lifetime supply of cookies. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate ruler of the server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Remember, on our server, anything is possible – especially when it comes to the almighty Kouki!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Gross Negligence Minecraft Server

    Gross Negligence Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even in death you can leave your family with a fat stack of diamonds! Join us and embark on a wild adventure to make an establishment look at fault for your demise. Whether you fall into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper, rest assured your family will be rolling in virtual riches thanks to our outrageous wrongful death suits! So come on, join us and let’s make some establishments pay for your untimely demise in the most hilarious ways possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • This Is Nuts Minecraft SMP

    This Is Nuts Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the moonwalk, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up tap dancing as a hobby.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance battles for enchanted diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by the elusive Mojang developers.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a chicken suit and wielding a carrot sword? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare for a journey filled with laughter, absurdity, and maybe even a little bit of magic.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • ✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

    ✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

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    ✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

    ✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

    ✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

    ✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

    ✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

    ✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

    ✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

    ✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

    ✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

    ✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

    ⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

    ⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

    ⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

    ❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

    MCRA1.SKYBARS.ME

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • ””Zoomer City Minecraft Server””

    ””Zoomer City Minecraft Server””

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    Are you tired of being called a zoomer, newfag, or even worse, a tourist on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we welcome all kinds of players, even the most outrageous ones!

    Are you an election tourist looking for a place to escape the chaos of politics? Join us and build your own virtual utopia where the only election happening is for the best build of the week!

    Are you a /pol/tard, chud, or even a nazi looking for a safe space to express your controversial views? Look no further, because on our server, we have a designated area called “The Edge” where you can spout your nonsense without fear of being banned (unless you start griefing, then we’ll have to ban you).

    Are you an incel tired of being rejected in the real world? Join our server and build the ultimate fortress to protect yourself from the imaginary hordes of women trying to steal your precious diamonds!

    Are you a fan of irony, buzz words, or just looking for a normal place to hang out? Our server has it all, from ironic builds to buzzword bingo events, you’ll never be bored on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Leave TikTok, Reddit, and Twitter behind and join our insane Minecraft server where anything goes (except griefing, seriously, don’t do that).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP