come join our epic minecraft server where we have more defense support than taiwan thanks to biden’s approval of $567 million! our white house is lit af and ready to protect our players from any creepers or zombies that try to attack. we’ve got secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds and enchanted weapons, all thanks to biden’s generous donation. join now and be part of the most secure and badass minecraft server in the world!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Evil Twin Fights: 3
Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 3
Epic Quests Completed: 8 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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