Updated November 21, 2024
Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 251 | Magic Crystals Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
So, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. We got Canadian warships passing through Taiwan Strait and causing all sorts of drama. China be like, “Hey, what you doin’ in our hood?” And Canada be like, “Just chillin’, bro, it’s all good.”
But for real, this server is off the chain. You can sail your own warship through crazy straits and start international incidents. It’s like playing Minecraft on expert mode, but with more political tension.
Join us if you wanna stir up some trouble and see how many countries you can piss off. It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Let’s make Minecraft great again!