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Penaldo Minecraft SMP Laughs

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us and witness the madness as our players pull off epic pranks, build jaw-dropping structures, and create alliances that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how one player, let’s call him Steve, managed to tame a whole army of wolves and ride them into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our admin once turned an entire village into a giant rollercoaster just for the fun of it. And don’t even get me started on the time when a group of players decided to have a dance-off in the Nether, with a ghast playing DJ!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes, make you laugh until your sides hurt, and give you stories to tell for years to come, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional fake penalty)!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Villages Defended:	16	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, beach holidays, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clubs, exclusive items, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Store, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, work, Youtubers

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Morphine Online Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Why? Because we offer a unique feature where you can morph into any mob in the game, including a creeper, a cow, or even a dragon!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Morphine Gang, a group of players who are addicted to morphing and will stop at nothing to recruit new members. Join them on crazy adventures as they wreak havoc on unsuspecting villages and prank their fellow players.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wild world of morphing and mayhem! Just be sure to watch out for those pesky side effects… like addiction to morphine. Oops, did we say morphine? We meant morphing, of course. wink

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

”Piece of Craft Minecraft SMP”

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this lad who joined our server and instantly became a legend.

This lad was just minding his own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a group of creepers started chasing him. But instead of running away like a scaredy-cat, this lad whipped out a carrot and started leading them on a wild goose chase through the forest. The creepers were so confused that they ended up blowing themselves up, leaving behind a trail of diamonds for this lad to collect.

And that’s just a taste of the crazy adventures you’ll have on this server. So if you want to be like this lad and win at everything you do, then join us now and become a Minecraft superstar!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

x64x64

Anarchy, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Chaos, Combat, freedom, Hacks, Kingdom, KitPvP, Lawless, Loot, Mods, persistence, player-driven, power, PvP, restrictions, Survival, team-up, Wilderness

Welcome to x64x64 – The Ultimate Anarchy Server Experience!

Step into a lawless world where survival of the fittest is the only rule. On x64x64, chaos reigns supreme. There are no rules, no admins, and no boundaries. This is the perfect server for those who seek total freedom in a Minecraft environment. Whether you want to build, destroy, loot, or team up with others, the choice is entirely yours. Your journey begins with nothing but your instincts and skills to guide you.

Why Choose x64x64?

True Anarchy: No bans, no restrictions, no interference from staff – it’s a truly player-driven experience. Infinite Possibilities: With no borders or limitations, you are free to explore the vast wilderness and establish your own kingdom, or simply watch the world burn. PvP-Enabled: Engage in combat with others at any time. You never know who’s a friend or foe! No Resets: The world is persistent, with every structure, battle, and crater leaving its mark. History is written by the players. Freedom to Mod: Use any mods or hacks you wish – nothing is off-limits. In x64x64, trust is rare, and betrayal is common. Will you rise to power or fall to the chaos? The choice is yours. Join now, and experience true freedom in the world of Minecraft. Your survival is up to you.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Solo Tourist Survival Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner adventurer? Look no further than our server!

Join us and embark on a wild journey through Latin America as a solo tourist. Will you survive the dangerous jungles, treacherous mountains, and mysterious ruins? Only the bravest players will make it out alive!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Plus, our community of players is always ready to lend a hand or team up for some hilarious antics.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive as a solo tourist in Latin America!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	174

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Trust Fund Band Minecraft SMP

American Dad, Animated TV Shows, Band, baskin robbins, comedy, Daddy’s Money, Entertainment, Family Guy, fund, funny, Hollywood, Inheritance, Kino, Minecraft, musician, rich kid, Seth MacFarlane, Singer, smp, Songwriter, success, talent, Trust, Trust Fund Band, Wealthy

Join our Minecraft SMP where Seth MacFarlane is not only a Trust Fund Band, but also the ruler of our server! His dad, who worked at Baskin Roberts, left him a massive trust fund specifically for his band, and now he uses it to dominate the Minecraft world with his epic tunes and insane building skills. If you want to be part of this wild and wacky adventure, join us now and see if you can keep up with Seth and his trust fund shenanigans! Who knows what kind of crazy antics you’ll get into on this server – it’s sure to be a blast!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Enchantments Applied:	110

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Caledonia Survival

Auctions, Bedwars, Caledonia Survival, Community, Dungeons, Economy, esports, java, Lands, lifesteal smp, MCMMO, Minecraft, Multiverse, Mythicmobs, Oraxen, Parkour, Plugins, PvE, pvp arena, Skyblock, Spleef, Survival, survival server, Tournament, Towny, Wildstacker

Discover Caledonia Survival – Your 1.21.1 Minecraft:Java Experience, Consistently maintained by the team that brought you Caledonia Esports. A Tournament organiser that has been on the run since October 2022. The server consists of an ever growing community and a team dedicated to make this a one in a million experience for those who wish to join us on our journey. This Server has just recently been created and we hope to build an ever lasting community in the months/years to come

Immerse yourself in our Survival Server with more to come very shortly as we are working effortlessly to create extra dimensions and different servers to jump between such as, LifeSteal SMP, Bedwars, Skyblock, Spleef and a pvp arena. At the moment our server is growing at a phenomenal rate. We have plugins such as Lands, MythicMobs/Dungeons, Citizens, Mcmmo, Multiverse, Oraxen (Soon to be replaced by itemsadder), Auctions and wildstacker.

Join us at Caledonia Survival and experience Minecraft as its meant to be. all within a community that values your journey as much as you do.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Void Gems Collected:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Sakura’s Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old builds and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the only currency is Sakura Miko coins, which can only be obtained by defeating virtual HoloWitches in epic battles!

But that’s not all – we have a secret MikoBoat that will take you on a wild ride through the virtual seas, filled with hidden treasures and surprises. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a 3D stream of Sakura Miko herself performing live on a virtual stage!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the Flower Fantasista world like never before. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?)

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Animals Bred:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

B a n m e M i n e c r a f t S M P

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic rules and lackluster communities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained penguins armed with diamond swords and enchanted armor. They will protect you from any griefers or hackers trying to ruin your fun. Plus, we have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a llama rodeo and compete for the title of Grand Llama Champion!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within the Nether realm. Just be sure to watch out for the singing Endermen and their catchy tunes!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Emeralds Found:	9595
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Senran’s Minecraft Server – RIP Senran Kagura

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most action-packed server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and you’ll witness epic battles between giant Senran Kagura characters and Minecraft mobs. Watch as they clash in epic showdowns that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or block, in this case).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Senran Kagura treasure, rumored to grant the player who finds it untold riches and power. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So why did Senran Kagura die, you ask? Because they couldn’t handle the madness and chaos of our server! Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Falling into the Void:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Forced Bi Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that there are no rules! Well, except for one… Forced Bi! But hey, it’s not gay if she wants you to do it, right? Join us for some hilarious and awkward encounters as we navigate through this crazy world together.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of llamas who have taken over the server and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with the llamas or fight against them? The choice is yours, but beware, they spit!

Oh, and did we mention the flying pigs? Yes, you heard that right. Flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of bacon. It’s a sight to behold, and definitely worth joining the server just to witness this phenomenon.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and unforgettable experience. And remember, it’s not gay if she wants you to do it!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Cities, Clans, Entertainment, Falsebookic, Floodprotect, fp help, Free donation, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, lag-free gameplay, Magic, Mini Games, Modes, Murdermystery, Pets, Rewards for time, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Versions

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Blocky Violence Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where disloyal wives and whoring are not only accepted, but encouraged! Are you tired of boring old servers where loyalty is praised? Well, look no further because on our server, infidelity is the name of the game!

Join us for epic adventures where you can apologize for your 12/60 meams in the most outrageous ways possible. Build a monument to your unfaithful ways or create a pixel art masterpiece dedicated to your favorite scandalous meme.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the craziest events you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From wife-swapping parties to scandalous treasure hunts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and let your inner wild child run free on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knew being disloyal could be so much fun?

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Noodle-Filled Sandwich Minecraft SMP

Asian cuisine, creative sandwiches, Culinary Creativity, cultural food, Eat, Filling, food innovation, fusion food, international cuisine, japanese, Japanese cuisine, Japanese food culture, Japanese noodle sandwich, Minecraft, noodle filling, noodle fusion, noodle sandwich, NoodleFilled, Noodles, people, sandwich, smp, unique dishes

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the craziest things happen, like yapanese people eating sandwiches with a filling of NOODLES! Why settle for boring old PB&J when you could have a carb-loaded noodle sandwich instead? Join us for a server full of unexpected twists and turns, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your cholesterol levels). Who knows what other wild food combinations you’ll discover along the way? Come hungry, leave with a full belly and a head full of unforgettable memories. Join now and become a part of our noodle-loving community!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5