TabooDesires Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1456
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Farms Harvested:	599	Dimension Hops:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I found, it’s like the holy grail of servers, but without the grail, just blocks and stuff. So like, you know how in real life it’s not cool to steal stuff? Well on this server, it’s totally acceptable! Like, you can just go around taking people’s diamonds and they can’t even get mad at you, it’s the law of the land or something.

And get this, there’s this secret underground club where all the pigs hang out and throw wild parties. I heard they have a DJ sheep spinning tunes and everything. It’s like the hottest spot in all of Minecraft, you gotta be in the know to get an invite.

Oh, and did I mention the giant chicken boss that roams the land? Yeah, apparently if you defeat it, you get a magical feather that lets you fly around the server like a majestic bird. I mean, who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

So yeah, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of chaos and shenanigans, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to lose all your stuff and maybe get turned into a block by a wizard or something. It’s all part of the fun, bro.

Block Fitness 1.20.4

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4369
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Chimeras Created:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic leg day workout of your life!

We’ve got squats, lunges, and even calf raises all built into the game.

Your character will have killer quads and glutes in no time, all while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers.

Who needs a gym membership when you can get ripped in the virtual world?

Come join us for the ultimate leg day experience – your character will thank you later!

Crazy Coin Craze

1 AM, Anon, ANONYMOUS, Blockchain, Coin, CRAZE, crazy, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital asset, Digital Currency, financial technology, Investment, late night, late night thoughts, Like.., online currency, Ready, really really coin, speculation, Trading, virtual money

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3810
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Farms Harvested:	179
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ores Mined:	8182	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Yo, it’s time to get wild on this Minecraft server! Join us at 1 AM for some crazy adventures and epic builds. We’re all about the chaos and fun, so come on and join the madness. Find us at t(.)me/reallyreallycoin and let’s get this party started!

AbortCraft Minecraft Server

AbortCraft, abortion, age and fertility, communication breakdown, Decision making, emotional trauma, family dynamics, financial stress, Grief, Guilt, infertility, job insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, personal boundaries, Pregnancy, pro-choice, regret, relationship issues, Resentment, Server, societal pressure, support system

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1593
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1072	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous storylines that will leave you questioning everything.

Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of unexpected twists and turns? Look no further! Our server is like a reality TV show, but in Minecraft form.

Join us and witness the tale of a 34-year-old player who thought she had fertility issues, only to find out she was pregnant! But wait, there’s more – her 36-year-old husband pressured her into getting an abortion, leaving her heartbroken and full of resentment. Can their relationship survive this insane plot twist? Only time will tell.

But that’s not all – we have plenty of other wild stories waiting to unfold on our server. From unexpected pregnancies to family drama, there’s never a dull moment here.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

KidneyCraft: No Donations, Just Blocks!

blocks, caregiving, Chronic illness, dialysis, Donations, emotional impact, emotional reasoning, ethical dilemmas, family dynamics, family history, family loyalty, family relationships, family responsibility, Family Support, kidney donation, KidneyCraft, Long Term Care, medical risks, organ donation, organ transplant, personal boundaries, Type 1 diabetes

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4473
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	557339	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Holy Grails Found:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a kidney-rattling good time! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about your uncle Kaz and his kidney drama.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild tale. Once upon a time, a player donated their kidney in-game and suddenly became the most powerful player on the server. Rumor has it, their kidney had magical powers that boosted their gaming skills to epic levels. Who needs a kidney IRL when you can have a virtual one that gives you superhuman abilities in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, we have a secret quest where you can find Uncle Kaz’s lost kidney and use it to unlock hidden treasures. Imagine the bragging rights of being the one to find and return Uncle Kaz’s kidney in the virtual world. It’s a kidney quest like no other!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the kidney adventures begin! Who needs real-life drama when you can have kidney quests and magical powers in the virtual world? Let’s kidney up and game on! 🎮🤣

GlobeTrotter in Minecraft SMP

Adventure, bucket list, culture, Dream destination, dream vacation, Explore, future trips, globetrotter, international travel, long term travel, Minecraft, SightSeeing, smp, tourism, travel, travel aspirations, travel dreams, travel goals, travel plans, vacation, Wanderlust

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6832
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Emeralds Found:	2506	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we ride llamas into battle against evil mobs. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza! Like, who wouldn’t want to be part of that?!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and flying pigs. And every Sunday, we have a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a pet dragon! I know, it’s insane, right?!

So if you want to join the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP ever, just comment below with your IGN and why you think you deserve to be part of our wacky adventures. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #BestSMPever #MinecraftMadness #LlamasForLife 🦙🍕🐉

TrailerTrashCraft

bad trailer, Cinema, Entertainment, film, film industry, Good movie, Hidden Gem, Hollywood, misleading marketing, misleading trailer, Movie, movie marketing, movie recommendation, movie review, Movie Trailer, Trailer, trailer fail, TrailerTrashCraft, Underrated, underrated movie

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8977
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise epic adventures but deliver snooze-fest gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie with a terrible trailer – it may not look like much at first, but once you join, you’ll be hooked for hours!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about exploring a hidden underground city filled with treasure chests that contain nothing but stacks of dirt? Trust us, it’s more thrilling than any movie you’ve ever seen!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in our legendary annual llama race, where the winner gets a crown made entirely out of enchanted golden carrots. And rumor has it that somewhere on the server, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. Yes, you read that right – CHEESE!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stumble upon one of our TNT traps)!

LogCraft: Role Access Fun

Access, access control, access control rules, access management, access rules, business process logs, cybersecurity, Data Protection, framework, Fun, Information Security, log analysis, logcraft, RBAC, Resource Management, Role, role-based access control, security analysis, security framework, security implementation, Security Research, system resources, system security

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1864
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Potions Brewed:	179
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

so, liek, this server is, liek, totally amazeballs cuz, liek, we have this, liek, super cool thing where we, liek, analyze logs and stuff to make sure no sneaky peeps are tryna mess with our system, ya know? we got this, liek, super tight security that will blow ur mind, bro. join us and be part of the most epic quest for keeping our server safe from all the bad guys out there. trust us, u won’t regret it, dude!

Ontos RPG

airships, ancient bloodlines, architectural styles, character-driven plot arcs, divine secrets, dragon riders, Industrial Revolution, magic artifacts, mystical ruins, Mythology, noble houses, Ontos, Player actions, political intrigue, Roleplay, RPG, server lore, Steampunk, supernatural mystery, Technology, Victorian, worldbuilding opportunities

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8238
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
New Chunks Explored:	683482	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Votes:	4974
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Meteorites Collected:	3

Ontos RPG Minecraft Server Overview

Step into 1830s Ontara, where steam-powered airships soar past ancient temples and the echoes of fallen gods still whisper through reality. Ontos RPG launches April 2025, seeking passionate storytellers to bring this rich world to life.

A World on the Cusp of Change

In New Valvalia’s smoke-filled streets, noble houses wield both ancient bloodlines and cutting-edge technology. Pyrathos’s marble temples hide divine secrets beneath classical facades. The dragon riders of Valemont patrol mountain peaks, while Yingari’s mystics blend tradition with innovation.

We’re Seeking:

Roleplayers	Create complex characters, navigate political intrigue, uncover ancient mysteries, shape the narrative
Builders	Design cityscapes, craft temples and ruins, create steampunk innovations and artifacts

What Makes Ontos Unique:

Deep lore blending mythology with industrial revolution
Four distinct nations with unique cultures
Dynamic story events influenced by player actions
Mix of political intrigue, supernatural mystery, and personal drama

Ontos RPG Minecraft Server FAQ

Requirements

18+ age requirement (strictly enforced)

Experience with roleplay fundamentals

Commitment to regular participation

Respect for fellow players and server lore

Working microphone for voice events

Builders Must Also:

Provide a portfolio of previous work

Demonstrate versatility across architectural styles

Commit to server’s aesthetic guidelines

How to Join?

Ready to shape the future of Ontara? Join the server here.

Lunch Pack City 1.20.5

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7518
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Yo, listen up fam! This Minecraft server is lit AF, like hotter than a creeper explosion! Join this server if you wanna flex your building skills and show off your epic creations to all the other players. Plus, the community here is tighter than a pig in a minecart, so you’ll never feel lonely while mining for diamonds. And let me tell you, the events on this server are crazier than a chicken riding a zombie pigman! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

RaceBaiter69

aita, Black, Communication, cultural sensitivity, curly hair, Friend, friendship, Honesty, hot climate, misunderstanding, new city, Race, RaceBaiter69, social dynamics, sun tan, swimming, Tanned, Walking, White, work

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7987
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if it’s by accident! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time when a player accidentally made friends with someone who thought they were a different race.

On our server, you can tan as much as you want without judgment, and maybe even trick a few friends into thinking you’re a completely different person. Who knows, you might even spark a heated debate about race and friendship, just like in the real world!

So come on over and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about friendship and tanning. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even accidentally befriending someone of a different race!

SkitCraft: SNL LOLz

best skits, classic, comedic genius, comedy, Comedy gold, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, iconic, Laughter, Legendary, lolz, memorable, must watch, Popular, saturday night live, sketch comedy, SkitCraft, snl, top skits, tv show

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	842
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Void Armor Forged:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Meteorites Collected:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further, because our server is the SNL of Minecraft! Join us for outrageous comedy skits, hilarious pranks, and non-stop laughter. Our players are so funny, they once built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs! And don’t even get us started on the time someone dressed up as a creeper and scared the entire server. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to laugh your blocks off!

CraftyCommies – Build, Fight, Laugh!

Asia, BUILD, Business, Chinese, CraftyCommies, Fall, Fight, finance, global economy, Hong Kong, international relations, Investment, LAUGH, market news, market volatility, military company, sanctions, shares, stock market, stock price, Technology, Tencent, Trading, U.S

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9285
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Divine Spears Created:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

so, like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, bro. like, tencent shares are falling in hong kong, but who cares about that when you can join our server and have a blast?

we got creepers that explode confetti, and endermen that wear top hats. it’s like a party in the minecraft world, man. plus, we have this epic story where the players have to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. yeah, you heard me right, a chicken boss with laser eyes.

and get this, if you join our server, you get a free pet panda that can do backflips. i mean, who wouldn’t want a panda that can do backflips, am i right? so, forget about tencent and their falling shares, come join our minecraft server and have the time of your life.

Glove Compartment Adventures

#Automotive, accessories, Adventures, automobile, CAR, compartment, compartments, convenience, Driving, glove, glove compartment, gloves, habits, naming conventions, Nostalgia, organization, Outdated, Practicality, Storage, tradition, vehicle maintenance

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8378
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Buildings Constructed:	48	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3

ok so like, u know how some people still call the thing in their car the glove compartment even tho nobody actually puts gloves in there anymore? well, our minecraft server is just like that – a classic name for a totally wild and crazy place!

join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with friendly zombies and play pranks on unsuspecting creepers.

plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary minecraft player who once built a castle out of cake and defended it from an army of evil villagers. if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of him floating around and causing mischief.

so come on down to our totally not-glove-compartment minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs gloves when you can have this much fun?

The Forest’s Edge 1.20.5

1.20.5, da wose, edge, Forests, Frontpage, long tail tag

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	848
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	316	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Gods Slained:	2

Yo, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, because we got the wose on the frontpage, man! And not just any wose, but the most epic, legendary wose you’ve ever seen in your life! It’s like a wose party up in here, and you don’t wanna miss out on all the wose-tastic fun, am I right? So come on, join us and experience the wose madness for yourself! Wose wose wose, let’s go crazy with the wose!

GradeSkipper Minecraft Server

GradeSkipper, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7346
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Emeralds Found:	7258
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Void Gems Collected:	17
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the youngest players are considered gifted! Join us and skip ahead two grades in the game because you already have the knowledge for it.

Just like the dilemma of this player’s 10-year-old son, we believe in advancing our players to the next level of gameplay. But be warned, skipping grades may lead to feelings of inadequacy for your older Minecraft siblings.

Join us and experience the drama of family dynamics, school pressure, and the ultimate decision of whether or not to let your Minecraft character skip grades. Will you be the hero who advances to the next level, or will you face the consequences of holding yourself back?

Come join our server and see if you’re the AITA for not letting your Minecraft character skip grades!