LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we promise you won’t turn into a toddler who can’t respond to prompts! We got 63 toddlers to test it out and they took FOREVER to acknowledge requests while playing games on tablets. So, if you want to keep your communication skills intact, hop on our server and save yourself from becoming a slowpoke like those poor toddlers. Touch-screens may be the enemy, but our server is the savior! Join now before it’s too late!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players: 94/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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