T-Rex Tastes Like Chicken | New Minecraft Servers 2024

JavaCraftyLandscapes

annoyance, beverage requests, Boundaries, coffee, Communication, cultural norms, customer satisfaction, customer service, Decision making, Etiquette, Expectations, hiring practices, Hospitality, JavaCraftyLandscapes, landscaper, Professionalism, service industry, small job, work break, work crew, work ethic

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for resources? Well, look no further because our server is like a scene straight out of Curb Your Enthusiasm!

Join us for outrageous adventures like asking the villagers to make you coffee while you relax and watch them work. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can just sit back and enjoy a hot cup of joe? And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for being annoyed when they take too long to drink it – we’ve all been there!

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate in absurdity and hilarity. Who needs normal gameplay when you can have a laugh riot with us? Join now and let the wackiness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

LostMyBFFinMinecraftSMP

best friend betrayal, Closure, communication breakdown, coping with friendship ending, dealing with loss, emotional pain, forgiveness, friendship breakup, Friendship Dynamics, healing from friendship loss, letting go of a friend, Life Changes, losing a friend, LostMyBFFinMinecraftSMP, moving forward, moving on, personal growth, rebuilding relationships, self reflection, support system, trust issues

So, get this, my best friend and I were playing on this Minecraft SMP server, right? And we stumbled upon this secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds. But then, out of nowhere, a group of evil chickens attacked us and stole all our loot! My best friend got so mad that he rage quit and hasn’t talked to me since. But hey, if you join our server, you can help me get revenge on those dastardly chickens and maybe even find some epic loot of your own! Plus, we have a secret club where we ride pigs into battle against the creepers. It’s a wild ride, trust me. So come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Divine Spears Created:	28	Gods Slained:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CringeCraft

“Youth, adolescence, awkward, cringe, cringe challenge, cringe compilation, cringe culture, cringe-inducing memories, cringe-worthy stories, CringeCraft, cringeworthy moments, cringy behavior, EMBARRASSING, growing up, high school, MISTAKES, regret, social faux pas, teenage antics, teenage years, teenager

Join our Minecraft server and relive all your cringiest teenage moments in pixelated glory! Remember that time you tried to impress your crush by doing the worm at the school dance? Well, now you can do the worm in front of all your online friends while mining for diamonds! And don’t forget that embarrassing haircut you got that one time – now you can give your Minecraft character the same terrible haircut and show it off to everyone on the server! So come join us for a trip down memory lane (or should we say memory block?) and let’s laugh at our past selves together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	390	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Uruguay Craft Minecraft Server

agriculture, Craft, economic development, Economy, GDP per capita, high-income country, income, Industry, Latin America, Livestock, Minecraft, Montevideo, Nominal GDP, peso, Server, Services, south america, south american countries, South American economy, tourism, Uruguay, wealth, wealth distribution

Join our Minecraft server and become a virtual millionaire in this South American country! With a GDP per capita of $23,088, you’ll be rolling in virtual diamonds and emeralds in no time. Who needs real-life money when you can be a Minecraft tycoon?

Our server is so rich, even the creepers wear designer armor and the villagers drive diamond-encrusted minecarts. Join us and experience the high life in a virtual world where the currency is blocks and the possibilities are endless. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live like a Minecraft millionaire – join our server today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Love Letters Sent:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Pixel 9 Minecraft SMP Android Data Packets Google Every 15 Mins

adblock, Android, data, data collection, Data Packets, data privacy, device security, digital privacy, GOOGLE, Google Photos, Google Pixel 9, google voice, GPS, location, Minecraft, Mins, noscript, online privacy, packets, PIXEL, privacy, smp, telemetry, Tracking, ublock, WIFI networks

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Google tracking your every move? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are jealous of the chaos we bring.

Join us and experience a world where privacy is a thing of the past, just like flip phones and dial-up internet. Our Google Pixel 9 phones may be snitching on us every 15 minutes, but that just adds to the thrill of the game.

Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, on our server, the real challenge is avoiding Google’s prying eyes. Can you outsmart the tech giant and keep your secrets safe? Or will you embrace the surveillance and become besties with the Google overlords?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where privacy is a thing of the past and insanity is the name of the game. Who needs privacy when you have a whole server full of craziness to explore? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BabyBlockersMC

anger management, Apology, arguments, Attention, BabyBlockersMC, Boundaries, child-free, Communication, Confrontation, Expectations, family conflict, family dynamics, Frustration, grandchildren, high demanding jobs, in-laws, Marriage, misunderstanding, parenting, reconciliation, Respect

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of being child-free by choice! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and no judgment for not wanting kids.

Our server is perfect for those who work long hours and need a break from the pressures of parenthood. We have a supportive community that will always have your back, even when your in-laws are trying to pressure you into having kids.

Join us for a chance to escape the drama and enjoy some quality gaming time. Who needs grandchildren when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? So come on, join our server and leave the family drama behind!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Dragon Scales Harvested:	426
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PARADOX | CLASSIC – Java SEASON 2! Minecraft server

association, Clan, Clans, classic, Computer, Discord, Exploration, free, Friends, Game, Hardcore, House, java, Minecraft, mobs, No Donations, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Private, No pvp, Phone, Pirate, Pleasure, Resources, Roleplay, Russian, SEASON 2, Server, sociable, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, Without Launcher

Do you want to once again feel the same feeling of pleasure from a classic game as once upon a time?

Or are you just a fan of a vanilla game without modifications?

Then you have found the place where this can be done!

Our new, vanilla, without modifications that affect the game process, server – PARADOX | CLASSIC.

Here, you can feel the same pleasure from the game as in those early moments of the beginning of the exploration of Minecraft.

On our server you can once again do what was once commonplace – extract resources, fight mobs, build a house, create a clan or other association, or join one yourself, have fun with friends, and much, much more!

Do your friends play from a computer, and you from a phone?

For our server this is not a problem – after all, we have the ability to log in both from a phone and a computer!

Are you playing alone?

For our server this is not a problem! We try to maintain a friendly and sociable team, thanks to which you can easily find friends for an enjoyable game!

The server is completely free! All you need to start playing on our server is to fill out a short form in our discord server.

Come visit us, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Blocktopia – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Birthday Calendar, blocktopia, Chuubas, Corpo, ducks, Flip, haha, indie vtubers, koikatsu cards, large indies, Minecraft, Mint, OC material, Server, Swarm, tiermaker, twitch, twitch partner, Ultimate, upcoming birthdays, VOD archival, vrt, vsj, VT, Vtuber

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in the world! We’re talking about Ligger Be Gone Edition, where only the most elite indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more are allowed to join. Why should you join, you ask? Well, because we have a secret underground society of vtubers who are tired of being overshadowed by the 2view plebs. We only accept the crème de la crème of indie vtubers, so if you’re not a Twitch partner or YouTube equivalent, sorry, but you’re not cool enough for us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a VOD archive that will blow your mind, a Twitch clips guide that will make you question your existence, and a Chuuba Birthday Calendar that will make you wonder why you ever celebrated your own birthday. And don’t even get me started on the Koikatsu cards for some spicy SEEEEEEEEEX action.

So come join us on this wild ride of indie vtuber madness. Who knows, you might even run into a corpo vtuber trying to sneak their way in. But remember, we only accept the true indie legends here. See you on the server, if you dare to enter our exclusive world of vtuber greatness.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	New Chunks Explored:	605617
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ores Mined:	3426
New Chunks Explored:	526538	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SonStruck Minecraft Server

acceptance, child support, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, emotional detachment, estrangement, family dynamics, forgiveness, Friendship Dynamics, judgment, letting go, mental health, Minecraft, parenting, personal boundaries, personal growth, self reflection, self-care, Server, societal expectations, SonStruck, teenage rebellion, visitation rights

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from all your parental woes? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the drama and heartache. Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and pixelated excitement.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret level where you can mine for diamonds while riding a llama dressed as a pirate. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you the power to fly like a chicken.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical portal that transports you to a land where you can ride on the backs of giant turtles and battle evil creepers with nothing but a carrot stick. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare unicorn that poops out rainbow-colored blocks.

So why waste your time worrying about family drama when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Who needs a son when you have a virtual world full of endless possibilities? Join us now and leave your real-life problems behind!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Crops Grown:	9397	Epic Shields Constructed:	25

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PotluckProblems

appetizer, aunts, best man, Cooking, dessert, donuts, Driving, exhaustion, family gathering, juggling, Mexico wedding, new baby, parents, park party, passport, potluck, PotluckProblems, recipes, Safe Area, shopping, snack, store-bought

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of family parties and responsibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with baby zombies, explosive desserts, and a park party like no other. Forget about bringing store-bought snacks, here we only accept homemade recipes – bonus points if they’re creeper-shaped!

Worried about juggling your baby and dog while trying to survive in the virtual world? Don’t worry, our server is baby and pet-friendly, with special areas for your little ones to play while you conquer the Minecraft universe.

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs all night long? Plus, we have a donut shop nearby for those much-needed snack breaks. See you in the game!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CartelCraft Minecraft Server

anti-money laundering, banking industry, Canada, CartelCraft, compliance, criminal activity, drug cartels, enforcement actions, financial crimes, financial institutions, financial regulations, illicit funds, law enforcement, legal consequences, Minecraft, money laundering, Monitoring, penalties, regulatory compliance, regulatory violations, Server, TD Bank, US officials

so, like, dis server is da bomb diggity, man. like, u gotta join cuz we got, like, diamond armor for days and, like, creepers that do the macarena when they explode.

also, like, did u know dat dis server is run by a secret underground group of llamas who are plotting to take over da world? yea, man, it’s true. dey got all da power and dey give out enchanted golden apples like candy.

oh, and did i mention dat we got a secret stash of emeralds hidden in a dungeon guarded by a giant chicken? yea, man, it’s wild. u gotta join dis server and help us defeat da evil army of zombie villagers who are trying to steal all our loot.

so, like, come join us and be part of da craziest, most epic adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for da llamas. dey can be sneaky little buggers.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftyBlockHQ

Conflict, controversy, CraftyBlockHQ, Development, displacement, expropriated, Government, headquarters, housing units, Humanitarian Aid, international law, jerusalem, MIDDLE EAST, occupation, palestinian refugees, Political unrest, Property, real estate, seized, united nations, UNRWA

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to build your own crib in the heart of Jerusalem? Well, now’s your chance on this epic Minecraft server! We’re seizing the UNRWA headquarters and turning it into 1,440 lit housing units for you to flex on all your friends. Imagine living in a building that used to be all official and stuff, now it’s your own personal playground. Join now and let’s turn this place into the ultimate gamer paradise! Let’s get building, fam!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Emeralds Found:	6947
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Star Shards Collected:	199

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Chill Chorinho Minecraft Server

acoustic music, Bossa Nova, Brazilian culture, brazilian music, Brazilian rhythm, Chill, Chorinho, cultural heritage, dance music, Forró, instrumental music, latin music, live performance, Minecraft, music genre, music history, music scene, music style, music tradition, music video, SAMBA, Server, traditional music

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the usual gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic dance parties where we groove to K.k samba, bossa, and chorinho music all night long. And don’t worry, we didn’t forget about K.k forró – it’s the main event of our weekly dance-offs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can find rare loot and dance battles with creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to dance your way to victory in the most insane Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	112	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Minecraft SMP: /Owl/ House General #569

#Boscha, #TheMysteryShack, #youtube, Amazon, Dana Terrace, Disney, disney channel, general, highlights, Hot Topic, House, Hunter’s Palisman, instagram, interview, Lilith’s letter, Luz’s diary, Mega, merch, Minecraft, observations, OWL, Q&A, shorts, smp, Soundtrack Playlist, The Owl House, tohg, tumblr, twitter, VA

Welcome to our totally not suspicious Minecraft SMP, where you can join in on the chaos and fun with Boscha and her fabulous highlights! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, Luz’s diary holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in the world. And don’t even get me started on Lilith’s letter – rumor has it, it contains the secret to unlimited diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Hunter’s Palisman observations will guide you through the mystical world of our SMP, where Disney Channel links will teleport you to a land of enchantment. And if that’s not enough, Dana’s Twitter is a portal to a dimension of endless possibilities.

Join now and witness the epic showdown between the forces of good and evil, all while rocking some exclusive TOH merch from Hot Topic. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life – join our SMP today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Ores Mined:	8165

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Towns Built:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1