| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 8176 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 33 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 17 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 24 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
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| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 2322 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 54 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Buildings Constructed: | 19 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 21 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 7233 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Magic Items Found: | 4483 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 30 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 8301 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 15 | Magic Items Found: | 3258 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!
Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 9263 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 15 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 59 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 36 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!
So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 9770 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 26 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 63 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 6 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ve been studying us humans for centuries, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves and take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their extraterrestrial agenda? The choice is yours on our wacky Minecraft server.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds. Imagine building your dream castle out of sparkling gemstones and ruling over a kingdom of bling. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with conspiracies, aliens, and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 5023 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 481 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 9274 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 17 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 139 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 6562 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 31 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 179 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 9095 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 12 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 42 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 120 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 28 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 2356 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Animals Bred: | 65 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 6400 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 33 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 7186 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 174 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 30 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 23 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 45 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 |
| Zombie Dances: | 0 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 965 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 569475 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 7821 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 45 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 1330 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 47 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
