get ready to join the most epic minecraft server ever, where IDF tanks cross into syria and the jerusalem post is shooketh! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – our server has magical unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbows! not convinced yet? well, how about this – our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 95/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
Crops Grown: 5430 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
Horror Stories Survived: 7 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
Dragons Tamed: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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