get ready to join the most epic minecraft server ever, where IDF tanks cross into syria and the jerusalem post is shooketh! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – our server has magical unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbows! not convinced yet? well, how about this – our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 100/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Crops Grown: 9228
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16
Void Gems Collected: 36 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
Wilderness Tamed: 14 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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