Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Zombie Dances: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
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