Tired of dealing with LLMs (Llama-Loving Miscreants) on other servers? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is the only place where you can guarantee you’re not chatting with a sneaky llama in disguise. We’ve got a strict no-llama policy in place to ensure a llama-free gaming experience.

Join us and escape the web of lies that other servers have woven. Our community is filled with genuine players who are just looking to have a good time without any llama-related drama. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So if you’ve ever wanted to build alongside aquatic creatures, now’s your chance!

Don’t get caught up in the deceitful world of online gaming. Join our server and experience true sincerity in the form of blocky adventures and dolphin-led construction projects. Who needs real-life interactions when you can have a blast with our dolphin overlords in the virtual realm?

Updated October 30, 2024

Players: 95/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Sleepless Gaming

    Sleepless Gaming

    # 𝗦𝗹𝗲𝗲𝗽𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗚𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗠𝗶𝗻𝗲𝗰𝗿𝗮𝗳𝘁 We are Java & Bedrock compatible !

    Crowed control for streamers on any platform for your viewers to interact with your game play !

    𝗦𝗠𝗣 with loads of features, like custom biomes and items, claim protection player markets, oneplayer sleep, custom fishing, herobrine boss and so much more

    𝗖𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗣𝗹𝗼𝘁𝘀 build what ever your heart desires on your plot

    𝗠𝗶𝗻𝗶𝗚𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀 like parkour, bedwars, party games, monopoly and more !

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • The Wose on the Front Page Minecraft Server

    The Wose on the Front Page Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is da wose on da fwont page! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the dancers. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

    2. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of PvP combat. You haven’t lived until you’ve been defeated by a llama in a diamond helmet.

    3. We have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race through obstacle courses in the sky. It’s like Mario Kart, but with bacon!

    4. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re fighting for your life.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures of your life!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 10
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 9

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Swedish Porn Minecraft SMP – Not So Sexy Language

    Swedish Porn Minecraft SMP – Not So Sexy Language
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place to be!

    Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage.

    We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Clucky who thinks he’s a ninja.

    But the real reason you should join? We have a Swedish language class every Tuesday where we try to seduce each other with phrases from Swedish porn. Trust us, it’s not as sexy as you think.

    So come on over and join the madness! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a stack of pork chops. You’re gonna need it.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Game Start Minecraft Server

    Game Start Minecraft Server
    Oh, sweet summer child, the game has already started on our Minecraft server! But don’t worry, you haven’t missed out on anything yet because our server operates on a different time zone – the realm of infinite possibilities and endless adventures!

    Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs out of its ears. Rumor has it that whoever tames this majestic creature will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons dance the night away to the latest hits from DJ Villager. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Sunny and Ghost General – Minecraft SMP

    Sunny and Ghost General – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our out-of-this-world Minecraft SMP, where you can join the intergalactic bandit and the blue ghost on their crazy adventures! Forget about drama and get ready for some epic shenanigans with SunnySplosion and Mogu Ghost.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples scattered all over the map! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil chickens.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep Army, led by none other than the mystical Rainbow Sheep Queen. Join forces with her and conquer the land with your colorful wooly warriors.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventure of your blocky life! Just remember, drama queens need not apply – we’re too busy having fun to deal with any of that nonsense.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Mines Excavated: 4362
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Trump’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Trump’s Block Party Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as President Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to build the best wall and make Minecraft great again!

    With exclusive appearances from President Trump himself, you’ll feel like you’re in the Oval Office while mining for diamonds. Plus, rumor has it that Liz Harrington is secretly the best Minecraft player in the world and will challenge you to a build-off!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden messages and secret codes just like Trump’s tweets. Can you decode them all and unlock the ultimate treasure chest?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, it’ll be huge! #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 23
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • >Alright time to finally play an ARPG… Minecraft SMP

    >Alright time to finally play an ARPG… Minecraft SMP
    >Yo, forget about that boring ARPG, come join our Minecraft SMP where the real action is at!>We’ve got creepers that do the cha-cha, villagers that break out into song and dance, and don’t even get me started on the talking cows!>But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you mine deep enough, you’ll find a secret portal to a magical land filled with diamond-encrusted pigs and flying llamas!>So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest adventures of your life!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 20
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 36 Cursed Statues Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Sleepland Minecraft server

    Sleepland Minecraft server

    Server for fun survival (but there are also mini-games), limited number of players

    For Minecraft Java and Bedrock from 1.7 to 1.21

    Rules:

    1 Don’t destroy anything

    2 You don’t have to follow the rules

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Crops Grown: 3478 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Crafty Fates Minecraft Server

    Crafty Fates Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a dragon girl’s water margin? Well, look no further! Join our server for a Halloween Rebellion of 108, where you can battle sea monsters and ride on the back of Nautilus to victory!

    But that’s not all – we also have a special summoning campaign where you can summon Huyan Zhuo, the legendary warrior who once defeated a horde of creepers with just a watermelon! And don’t forget about our main interlude event, “Great Void Sea Battle, Imaginary Scramble,” where you can team up with your favorite servants to conquer the depths of the ocean.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted pickaxes. It’s a Minecraft adventure like no other!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Endless Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • BlameTheJews Minecraft SMP

    BlameTheJews Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further! Our server is so crazy, even pol would be scratching his head.

    Join us and experience the insanity of blaming Jews for low birthrates in Minecraft! But wait, there’s more! Did you know that in our server, East Asian countries like China, Korea, and Japan have low birthrates too? And it’s all because the women are afraid of ruining their slim bodies and gaining weight quickly from giving birth. Who needs freedom when you can have a slim body, am I right?

    So come on over and join our Minecraft SMP for a laugh riot like no other. Who needs logic when you have pure chaos?

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • AuraForge

    AuraForge

    **Join Our New SMP!**

    **Halloween Event Out Now!** Take part in exclusive Halloween-themed activities and earn special rewards during this spooky season! Keep an eye out for the Halloween Mob lurking around the server—it’s not just spooky, but it holds the key to a 10% off code! Defeat it and unlock the discount!

    **Features:** – Custom Enchants – Economy:** – Custom Skills & Leveling System:** – Land Claims:**

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • MineZones

    MineZones

    MineZones is a Minecraft network featuring Lifesteal

    MineZones is a Minecraft network that offers a wide selection of gamemodes all featuring custom models, custom textured items, custom guis, custom menus & more!

    Our gamemodes are Skyblock, Survival, Prison, Lifesteal! More information listed below.

    Our servers are filled with custom content designed to keep you playing for hours on end! We also pride ourselves on ZERO lag! Come and play!

    Discord: discord.gg/minezones

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Chimeras Created: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • No-Woman-Sex Minecraft Server

    No-Woman-Sex Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of not getting any action in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of excitement and pleasure. Our virtual world is so immersive, you’ll forget all about your real-life dry spell. Who needs women when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Trust us, you won’t miss it at all! Join now for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Minecraft SMP – /dsg/ – Dank Souls Games

    Minecraft SMP – /dsg/ – Dank Souls Games
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest, most unpredictable server out there! Join us if you dare for a rollercoaster ride of chaos and mayhem.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the base was actually a trap set by a mischievous player who lured them in with promises of riches, only to trap them in a maze of lava and TNT. It was a wild ride, let me tell you!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP tournament where players battle it out on a floating island surrounded by sharks with laser beams attached to their heads. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy, because why not?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Alien Abductions: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Dragon Ball Useless Minecraft Server

    Dragon Ball Useless Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the crazy and wacky adventures you can handle!

    Join us and embark on a journey to find out who the most useless character in Dragon Ball is (spoiler alert: it’s not Yamcha)! But that’s not all – we have insane challenges and quests that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit.

    Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? Or build a giant statue of a potato in the middle of a lava lake? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

    So come on down and join us for a wild ride that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Who knows, you might even discover the true meaning of friendship…or just have a really good time. See you there!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 37 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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