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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 3446 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
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