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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 1474 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 1649 |
Potions Brewed: | 21 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Crops Grown: | 7335 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Join us for epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or try your luck at surviving a zombie apocalypse where the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance the night away.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of exploding. And did we mention that all the diamonds on our server are actually made of chocolate?
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