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Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 4557 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 469 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 372 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or try your luck at surviving a zombie apocalypse where the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance the night away.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of exploding. And did we mention that all the diamonds on our server are actually made of chocolate?
So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. And hey, they’re on sale btw, so it’s practically a steal!