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Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 2295 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 66 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 |
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