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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 945 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
Enchantments Applied: | 278 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 13 |
Join us for epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or try your luck at surviving a zombie apocalypse where the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance the night away.
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