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Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 2473 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 310 |
Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
Join us for epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or try your luck at surviving a zombie apocalypse where the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance the night away.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of exploding. And did we mention that all the diamonds on our server are actually made of chocolate?
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