SwordCraft Minecraft Server

13 years late, 2011, anger, bad game, criticism, Disappointment, dislike, Frustration, Fuck Skyward Sword, Gaming Community, hate, Minecraft, negative review, Nintendo, Overrated, piece of shit game, rant, Server, SwordCraft, unpopular opinion, video games, Zelda

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2476
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Skyward Sword? Join our Minecraft server where we don’t give a flying Ender Dragon about that game! We’re so over it, we’re like a creeper ready to explode with excitement for all the fun you’ll have on our server.

Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and were instantly transported to a magical land where pigs could fly (literally, we have flying pigs). They battled giant spiders, built epic castles, and even tamed a dragon (okay, maybe that last part was a bit exaggerated, but you get the idea).

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free diamond sword that shoots out fireworks and plays “All Star” by Smash Mouth every time you swing it. Plus, our community is so awesome, they once threw a disco party in the Nether and invited all the zombie pigmen to boogie down with them.

So why waste your time with Skyward Sword when you could be having the time of your virtual life on our Minecraft server? Join us now and let the fun begin!

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5065
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	294	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Votes:	9752	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8818
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8061
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	201
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	22

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1975
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2899
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7776
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Runes Activated:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Divine Spears Created:	22

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4327
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	187	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	986081	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9205
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	395	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1693
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5929
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	8197
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!

TikTokGamer Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, clash of clans, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional labor, feeling overwhelmed, financial priorities, Frustration, Gaming, immaturity, lack of appreciation, lack of effort, Minecraft, relationship issues, Server, tiktok, TikTokGamer, unhealthy dynamics, unpaid maid

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5266
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with partners who are obsessed with TikTok trends and spend all their money on Clash of Clans upgrades.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.

And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.

So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.

ParentlessXmasUSA

Cancer, chemotherapy, christmas, Communication, Diagnosis, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, health, Illness, ParentlessXmasUSA, parents, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Support, surgery, travel, Treatment

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5254
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Love Letters Sent:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than your own parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?

Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.

DentistDilemma – Minecraft SMP

cheek retractors, client interaction, Communication, dental appointments, dental community, dental experience, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental practices, dental procedures, dental questions, dental technology, dental tools, dentist communication, DentistDilemma, Dentists, Minecraft, oral health, patient care, patient comfort, professional etiquette, reddit, smp

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8361
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a medieval castle on steroids. And get this, our server is so hardcore that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our “Pig Racing” tournaments – those little oinkers are faster than Usain Bolt on speed!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll even find diamonds just lying around like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! And remember, keep mining and crafting, my dudes! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 💎🔥🐷🚀🎮

PixelLoveCraft

captivating quirks, distinctive allure, distinctive attributes, eccentricities, idiosyncrasies, odd fascinations, odd traits, offbeat charm, partner, peculiar characteristics, peculiar habits, PixelLoveCraft, QUIRKS, strange allure, uncommon traits, unconventional appeal, unconventional beauty, unique qualities, unusual features, unusual magnetism, weirdly attractive

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3436
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can show off their weirdest fetishes and kinks. Want to find someone who shares your love for collecting rare blocks? Look no further, our server is the place to be! Plus, we have a special “weirdly attractive partner” matchmaking service where players can find their perfect match based on their strangest turn-ons. So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

ThaiCraft: Brics Edition

brics, developing countries, diplomatic relations, economic cooperation, economic growth, Edition, emerging markets, geopolitical dynamics., Global influence, global partnership, international relations, investment opportunities, mutual benefits, partner nation, political alliance, regional cooperation, South-South cooperation, strategic partnership, summit meeting, ThaiCraft, thailand, trade agreements

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9169
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6910
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Love Letters Sent:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32

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