| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 1460 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 26 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
139.99.189.97:25582
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 9349 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 283 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 12 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
not only that, but our server is home to the legendary cow queen, who rules over all the cows with an iron hoof. she grants special powers to those who can prove themselves worthy by completing ridiculous challenges like milking a cow blindfolded or riding a pig through an obstacle course.
if you’re looking for a unique minecraft experience filled with warm milk and cow royalty, then come join us on our server. just watch out for the cow queen’s wrath if you dare to challenge her rule. it’s udderly insane, but in the best way possible.
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 398 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 170 |
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 1772 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 23 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 726 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
Join our server and create your own unique world with crazy block creations and epic adventures. Just like this player, you can embark on a journey to find the perfect name for your in-game character or build your own virtual family with custom initials.
Don’t be limited by the initials of your past, break free and explore new possibilities in our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure chest with the perfect name waiting for you!
So come on, join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might just find the perfect name for your next pixelated pet or virtual child. Let’s create some LOL-worthy memories together on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 6197 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 231 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary group of players who have tamed a pack of wild llamas and trained them to do their bidding. Need to transport items across the map? Just hop on a llama and let them do the work for you! These llamas are not your average Minecraft animals – they have a taste for adventure and will stop at nothing to help you on your quest.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players have access to. Dance the night away with your fellow gamers and show off your best moves in this exclusive club. Who knew that Minecraft could be so glamorous?
So come on down to our server and experience the wildest, most hair-raising adventures you’ve ever seen. Just remember to leave your hat at the door – we’ve got hat hair covered.
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 8663 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 28 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 776 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Votes: | 4537 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 |
WE HAVE CRAZY STORIES LIKE FATHERS GETTING LIT UP BY THEIR DAUGHTERS AFTER SOME WILD RAPE INCIDENT IN PAKISTAN!
COME JOIN US FOR SOME INSANE FUN AND MAYHEM! WHO NEEDS A NAME WHEN YOU CAN HAVE ALL THIS CHAOS?! 😂🔥🔥🔥
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 5369 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1979 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Overview | |
|---|---|
| SMP Start Time | Friday, 3pm EST |
| Number of Members | Currently 28 |
| Plugins | LifeSteal, Voice mod (using fabric) |
| Worldborder | 5k by 5k |
| Community | Fun and active |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/ZZ5DdF46 |
A: The SMP starts on Friday at 3pm EST.
A: There are currently 28 members in the SMP, and more are needed.
A: The SMP uses LifeSteal and Voice mod plugins, both implemented using Fabric.
A: The worldborder is set at 5k by 5k.
A: The community is described as fun and active, welcoming new members to join.
A: Yes, the Discord server can be joined through this link: https://discord.gg/ZZ5DdF46
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 8929 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! You can also ride unicorns and shoot rainbows out of your hands.
And get this, the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff.
Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies.
Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip mixed with a fantasy adventure on steroids. Just click that join button and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!
| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 6590 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 44 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 208 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 192 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 372 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
First of all, the admins are actual wizards. Like, they can literally turn dirt into diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the players. We have a guy who only communicates in pig squeals, it’s hilarious.
But the best part? The strange “smell” that you love to smell. It’s like a mix of freshly baked cookies and exploding creepers. It’s so addictive, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience the most epic, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 3379 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 24 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 3693 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 6 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
ON DIS SERVER, U CAN RIDE PIGS INTO BATTLE AND FIGHT OFF EVIL LLAMAS WITH YOUR TRUSTY CARROT SWORD. WE EVEN GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND DANCE PARTY WHERE THE ENDER DRAGON IS THE DJ.
IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U WILL BE BLESSED BY THE MINECRAFT GODS AND GIVEN UNLIMITED BUILDING BLOCKS TO CREATE A CASTLE MADE OF RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS.
SO WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. BUZZWORDS ARE THE MODERN VERSION OF “THE EMPEROR’S NEW CLOTHES,” BUT ON THIS SERVER, WE WEAR DIAMOND ARMOR AND FLY ON CHICKENS.
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 161 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 39 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 1403 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Wilderness Tamed: | 20 |
| Towns Built: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 49 |
| Version | 1.21.4 |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm |
Tea Time SMP is a vanilla+ Minecraft server with a variety of game enhancing plugins. Hosting events and custom server events, there is no pressure to donate but supporters can receive roleplay bonuses in game. Opening on 1/04/25, the server welcomes redstoners, builders, farmers, and more, with an LGBTQ+ friendly environment. Featuring a huge storyline and custom character creation, players can enjoy proximity voice chat and relaxed rules to play Minecraft their way.
Tea Time SMP is a vanilla+ Minecraft server with a variety of game-enhancing plugins, hosting events and custom server events.
The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25.
We are looking for all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.
Yes, the server is LGBTQ+ friendly and is for players aged 17 and above.
Our rules are pretty relaxed and can be found on our discord server, allowing players to play Minecraft the way they want to.
Yes, players can create their own characters and roleplay among each other on the server.
Proximity voice chat is available, but players are not required to talk if they don’t want to.
