| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 2727 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 40 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 26 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
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| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 1219 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Buildings Constructed: | 7 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, your friend decides to invite their annoying boyfriend to join the game. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, you can banish unwanted guests with just a click of a button! No more dealing with drama in your pixelated paradise.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also have the power to host epic parties without worrying about uninvited guests crashing the party. Build a virtual mansion and show off your building skills to your friends, all while keeping the unwanted guests at bay.
So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a drama-free Minecraft experience. Trust us, it’s worth it just to avoid the awkwardness of hosting that annoying friend’s boyfriend. Let’s build and banish together!
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 8430 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 972644 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 56 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7850 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 26 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Emeralds Found: | 3345 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride where you can battle giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.
But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a magical land where llamas ride on unicorns.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for the most epic and absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 390 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
| Zombie Dances: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA SEE TRUMP AND THE MEXICAN PRESIDENT HAVE A BUILDING COMPETITION. LIKE, WHO CAN MAKE THE BIGGEST WALL?
ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU CAN FIND A SECRET TACO MINE WITH UNLIMITED TACOS. LIKE, TACOS FOR DAYS, BRO.
PLUS, THERE’S A QUEST WHERE YOU HAVE TO SAVE A LLAMA NAMED JUAN FROM A CREEPER. LIKE, WHAT EVEN IS THIS SERVER?
SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER, JOIN AMÉRICA MEXICANA. IT’S LIT, FAM. 🌮🇲🇽🇺🇸
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 3752 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1368 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Epic Quests Completed: | 28 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 15 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 25 |
picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.
oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.
plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.
so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 3742 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 10 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 11 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 40 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 229 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
come join us and lead a fulfilling life in the world of minecraft! we’ve got insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, they had fire resistance potions). or the time a group of players formed a band and had a concert in the middle of a forest, with creepers as their audience (they loved it, by the way).
so what are you waiting for? come on over to our server and experience the wackiness for yourself. who knows, you might just find your new minecraft family here. let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 7535 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 46 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 9 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Overview |
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| If you’ve been looking for a server that’s literally the planet earth, we’ve got you covered. With custom terrain and even helicopters, we make sure you have endless content. |
| The server is just about to release so join the discord and stay tuned https://discord.gg/Bz65by59 (if the link doesn’t work, head into discord and type discord.gg/earthsmplive) |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the Minecraft Earth SMP Server? | You can join by following the invite link provided in the discord channel. Make sure to stay tuned for the release! |
| Is the server modded? | Yes, the server has custom terrain and even helicopters, providing unique content for players. |
| What version of Minecraft is the server running? | The server is likely running the latest version of Minecraft to ensure compatibility and optimal gameplay experience. |
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 1884 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 20 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 36 | Buildings Constructed: | 46 |
| Animals Bred: | 133 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 |
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 982 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Votes: | 5215 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 35 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
On our server, you can create your own bedtime routine without any judgment. No need to worry about sneaking out for a sandwich, just focus on crafting the perfect meal for your virtual avatar. And if you happen to forget to check on your in-game spouse before heading out, don’t worry – they won’t hold a grudge!
Join us now and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and snacking on virtual cookies without any real-life consequences. Plus, who knows, you might even find a virtual bag of chips to save your in-game relationships!
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 8000 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 12 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 19 |
| Emeralds Found: | 1340 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 13 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
Our server is perfect for players who enjoy drama and financial disputes. Build your virtual world while also building resentment towards your partner for not chipping in for the latest updates and upgrades.
Who needs shared bank accounts when you can have virtual arguments over who should pay for the car insurance in Minecraft? Join now and see if your marriage can survive the ultimate test of financial responsibility in a pixelated world.
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 8464 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
But for real, this server is lit AF and we got all the crazy builds and drama you could ever want. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we only let in people who can do the floss dance IRL. So if you wanna be part of the coolest crew in Minecraft history, hit us up and join the madness. Just remember to bring your A-game and some tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll be shedding. Let’s get this bread, fam! 🍞💯 #MinecraftSMPGoals #GirlsLoveDiamonds #FlossOrGTFO 🕺🏼💎
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 3201 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 80 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 22 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 20 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 7000 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 11 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
| Crops Grown: | 4081 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u might just stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and cake. and if u find da hidden portal, u can travel to a land where pigs fly and cows do the macarena.
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret society of villagers who throw wild parties every night and trade emeralds for enchanted items. and if u dare to challenge the ender dragon, u might just find yourself in a dance-off instead of a battle.
so come on, join dis server and experience da wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous adventures in all of minecraft. but beware, once u join, there’s no turning back. da fun will never end!
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 5211 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 42 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 9659 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 43 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
we got mini games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll snort like a pig. our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a block of tnt.
join us and you’ll have more fun than a chicken doing the cha cha slide. trust me, you won’t regret it. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 5076 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Votes: | 4646 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 20 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 46 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 15 |
Join our server and you’ll be so zen, you’ll be able to build the most epic creations without getting all worked up over some stupid tweet. Plus, our community is so rad, you’ll make friends for life and never feel the need to vent your frustrations online.
So, like, come on over and join us, because who needs social media drama when you can have a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft? Let’s build some insane stuff together and leave all that irritability behind!
